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Awesomeness0
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Oct 2009
Posts: 21
Location: 404 Not Found
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:56 pm |
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I want to nail this guy:
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Office of the Executive Governor,
Payment Office.
Plot 244x Ahmadu Bello Way,Central Business Area,
P.M.B. 211 Garki Abuja Nigeria .
website: http://www.cenbank.org
FINAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
DATE: 17 / 10 / 2009
Our Ref : CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT / NO: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
[email protected]
ATTENTION:Beneficiary,
From the records of outstanding contractors/inheritance due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria, your email contacts was discovered as next on the list of The outstanding contractors/beneficiaries who have not received their payments Due to wrong information and misconduct from the people handle your payment file and we would not be able to get the complete information for your payment.
I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in my file your Outstanding contract payment is US$7.5M, (Seven Million five hundred thousand United States Dollars only) to be release to you.
Please GET BACK to us with all these bellow contact information’s for immediate and final payment of your fund.
Your full name.
2. Phone, fax and mobile
3. Address.
4. age
5. occupation
As soon as these information’s are received, your payment will be made to you in a fully certified from This Payment Office.
Regards
Executive Payment Officer.
SENATOR.SYLVESTER .M
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What should I say? |
_________________ The military squirrel, fighting the War on Scams.
Don't email me, my email is for scams. =D |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:00 pm |
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As one squirrel to another, my advice is to keep it very short and sweet.
The lad is working on what we call a script - basically, he just copies and pastes an already written format. It's going to take a few emails before you can get him off that script as, like the dumb mugu he is, he will be operating on autopilot.
As simple "I'm interested. Please tell me more" is all you need. I wouldn't even bother filling out the details just yet.
Anything longer is a waste of time as he almost certainly won't bother to read it.
The deeper you go, the more creative you can become. But never forget - let the lad do all the work. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Awesomeness0
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Oct 2009
Posts: 21
Location: 404 Not Found
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:03 pm |
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I know about the script, I just wasn't sure where to start. I'll delay and try to get him of the script. |
_________________ The military squirrel, fighting the War on Scams.
Don't email me, my email is for scams. =D |
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Awesomeness0
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Oct 2009
Posts: 21
Location: 404 Not Found
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:11 pm |
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How about this as a response?
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Jordan Walter, CEO of Morgan-Walter Incorporated, a large retail toy company. Can you give the details of this offer?
Thanks,
Jordan Walter
CEO of Morgan-Walter Inc |
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_________________ The military squirrel, fighting the War on Scams.
Don't email me, my email is for scams. =D |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:26 pm |
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That should be fine.
Just be careful that the lad doesn't think you're too smart a cookie - Remember: he's looking for an easy mark. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:32 pm |
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www.cenbank.org is entirely genuine, and not involved in the scam. Lads often do things like that |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:56 pm |
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You pair of squirrels should cook up a kick-ass co-bait... Go Team Squirrel!!! |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
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