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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:12 pm

luckey wrote:

^^Spoken like a jealous lackey with one measly pink audi.

If truth be known, I wear the pink Audi as a Badge of Shame.

Having one is unhetero. But 24?

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:05 pm

Quote:

Where did you think fries came from?

I still believe in the Fry Fairy. (No cracks, Nutkin.)

Are you telling me she -- gasp -- isn't real? Shocked

Oh, the horror! I don't know if I'll ever recover.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Real? Sure. But I don't think the "fairy" part is very apt. Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:20 pm

Believe me MSK,there are many shady perverts around here with no goat!
Some of them are mods.
By the way,I hear the Vegas oddsmakers are taking action on the upcoming Luckey/Nurse Nasy bout.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:39 pm

I just stumbled in here. Is this the new PWT??

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:50 pm

To me the whole General Chat forum is like the magic PW Kingdom.

Hi Luckey!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:07 am

Someday I need to find out what all those icons mean. Confused

Seriously, french fries? 'sup with that? At least goats and pink Audis make sense.

Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:26 am

^^^ahem, I think the fry fairy is this person up there.^^^

I seem to have acquired some myself. I hope they aren't too close to the nekkid butt. I don't want to think about that. Shocked

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:32 am

You're right, Juan. French fries? Now, a mermaid would make sense, but I don't know. Maybe not, as they are fictitious creatures, unlike goats, pink audis, and the rest of the icons which are tangible and real. Everybody likes french fries, though, don't they? Smile

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:38 am

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

If truth be known, I wear the pink Audi as a Badge of Shame.

Well, you're quite right about that. Having only enough talent and ambition to earn a single, lonely, little pink audi after all the years you have spent chasing them here must be shameful indeed. Almost laughable. I'd be laughing if it weren't so shameful.

It's sort of like when you are at the beach, pretending to sleep while you stare at the gorgeous ass of a tanning beauty you know you can never have. As you creepily stare through squinted eyes at the private spot of untanned flesh that has been revealed by the subtle migration of an impossibly small bikini, you allow yourself a brief fantasy that one day you will be able to get close to such perfection without worrying about pepper spray and restraining orders. But then the pipe dream is shattered when she reaches down and pulls the skimpy fabric back in place, forever shutting you out from pleasure you never really had.

Seeing my bewildering collection of glorious pink audis must be similarly soul crushing, and for that, I'm sorry. But not all that sorry.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Who replaced our moderate mod with this evil version? Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:52 am

I think your new church is awesome, Noah Bode! Congratulations!
With all these new goats around here there should be some lovely gardens come spring!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:04 am

Just Jane wrote:

I think the fry fairy is this

Ahem.

Just who are you alleging to be a fairy, young lady?

Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:22 am

^^I see no lady here, do you? Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:26 am

Umm, well, I thought.... Embarassed

I mean, uh, well, aren't you kind of female, sort of? Ummmmm.... uh.... Embarassed

My bad.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Bizzaro Luckey wrote:

It's sort of like when you are at the beach, pretending to sleep while you stare at the gorgeous ass...

Luckey, is this the point when we have a talk in the Mod room about the dangers of drinking and posting?

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:54 am

Drunk? Not in the least. The recognition I have received in the form of a dazzling array of pink audis has simply opened my eyes to how beloved I am by my weaker peers, how essential my influence is to the well being of Eater, and sadly; how much jealousy I have to wade through while doing the things I do so incredibly well.

Drunk? That's almost laughable. If I wasn't so drunk, I'd be laughing.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Drunk luckey is freaking hilarious.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

Thank you fartina
We noobs gotta stick together and these mean people who ignore me shall feel the rage of The Divine Goat when their time comes.

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:37 am

I was told that this thread was about french fried goats. I see that I was mistaken.

It looks like it is more about toasted Mods who are drunk with the aroma of pink audis and other essential nonessentials. I wonder how big the hang over will be tomorrow for poor Luckey, and who she will see when she rolls over in the morning...

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:28 am

No, it's about the upcoming goat revolution and the victory of freedom over oppression. No more shall goats be forced to serve as nameless and faceless entities in siglines, but every goat shall be joined in glorious camaraderie of the united goat front! Every goat shall have a name, an individual name! They are not numbers, they are free goats! They shall have right to have dreams, right to work for those dreams, right to fulfill their dreams and right to be happy in the free state of goatland, where no goat is oppressed by another! They shall all be equal goats in the eyes of the goatland's fair and balanced laws, made by the goats for the goats. To the barricades, comrade!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:55 am

This thread is about as messed up as a football bat. Goats? Audis? Fries? Well at least I have a pink pony...although I'll be darned if I remember what I did to earn it. I'm sure it was glorious, though.

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:42 am

Hey, I've been bunned! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:52 am

The pink Audi is a false prophet - follow the goat!

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:19 am

luckey wrote:

Seeing my bewildering collection of glorious pink audis must be similarly soul crushing, and for that, I'm sorry.

Au contraire.
Although your sig is morbidly fascinating (in the same way that watching a busload of clowns go over a cliff is fascinating), it can in no way be construed as being anything that would cause any other individual to experience the emotion of jealousy.
One has not only to be aware of just who distributed said Audis, but the fact that an esteemed member such as myself only posseses a single example, shows that they have no other purpose other than to highlight the holder's unheteroness (as I am totally hetero). It must be recognised that if Audis were actually of any high worth (and not an indicator of a person's lowliness), I would probably have more than anyone. Quite simply: they are a yardstick of dweebness.

Therefore, one can only conclude: the more Audis, the more worthy of scorn and ridicule the owner of those Audis.

In other words you have loads 'cos you suck.

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