I can has pink audi pls?

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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:38 pm

^^Nonsense. I've never bothered with those forms because they were created by someone who does NOT have a pink audi.

Spreading false rumors about pink audis is punishable by revoking the pink audi award. I will be submitting a complaint to the esteemed pink audi review board immediately.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:56 pm

Lookout!Modfight!Luckey and Nurse Nasty squaring off-get your bets in ladies and gentlemen.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:23 pm

^^^

CarlisleNinnymuggins, I would help if I were a man or did calls. Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Nice baiting Luckey, I'm jealous now... Laughing

CarlisleNinnymuggins wrote:

^^^Wouldn't that be likely to turn it into a RED Audi? Rolling Eyes

JK

Duh, that's why I have to polish her everyday... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:53 pm

Pink Audis are for mentallers.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:24 pm

Im proud of my pink audi! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:17 am

Aren't I on the pink audi review board? Laughing

Being that I started the snot blowing bubble kind of crying. Razz

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:34 am

Would happily have a pink Audi (If I knew what they were for)

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:13 am

Well IC, they're for being part of the special, cool kid's club. If you have one, you must have known that already.

As for lucky and his 11billion, you've got to wonder if he's.... I'm just going to stop myself there before I get into even worse trouble Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:30 am

I've seen goalie fights, but never a modfight. Show me mods fighting while on ice skates, and I'll be impressed.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:34 am

Here is the email I sent to Luckey...

NN, the true Audi-Jedi Master and Supreme Overlord-thingy wrote:

Dear Luckey,

Welcome to the Pink Audi Club. Your membership has been accepted and we are in the final stages of finalising your awards. However the membership forms were not completed correctly. You missed the photographic proof that's required for identification. I know it seems silly, but we must have all the paperwork completed properly. It's company policy.

Every member has to send the image with the documents. Please read the instructions carefully. I do hope to see this by Monday of next week, otherwise your Audi awards will removed, and you will be tied to an ant hill, covered in syrup and castrated. I know, nothing serious, but it is policy.

Have a peachy day.

NN

He has the instructions, so by Monday we'll see if he's worthy.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:25 pm

^^I followed your instructions to the letter and I have given you everything you have asked me for.

First there was the security photograph:

Next you needed a security phrase:

Then I needed to impress the board commissioner with a demonstration of my enthusiasm:

I'm starting to wonder if you are the genuine Audi-Jedi Master and Supreme Overlord-thingy or if maybe you are just a fraudstar.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Carlisle: I'm so sorry that these mods are hijacking your thread. Evil or Very Mad

Great job on the trophies. Very Happy

That said ( Laughing

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@Luckey: He's definitely a fraud star but he seems to have changed his modality more toward some sort of extortion scheme. I was a victim to his previous scam of promising pink audis in exchange for custom pics and then not delivering the icons after he's run off with the pictures. Crying or Very sad

The pictures I had to do were much worse. They involved a roll of string, one leather boot and a mango. Don't ask.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:54 pm

^^I spent a lot of money to see those pictures. Mango is your color. Very Happy

Who is Carlisle?

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:51 pm

back to your trophies: that's one ugly photo, and it must be real, since he said he was an ex-fighter. Looks like he got his ass kicked on numerous occasions, no wonder he retired. He may find that scamming is even less lucrative, but at least he won't get hit in the face...or,...er....will he? maybe you can get him to schedule an exhibition match for us.

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:59 am

lol, y'all kidding, I'm loving this...

I'm thinking I need to play it relatively close to the chest at the moment, I recently introduced a moneygram character, so I think the next hurdle might come through 'official' channels.

As for Joe's Oga -the security guard for Neverland Ranch, I'm just ignoring him for now (though he's strangely silent) and if it comes to it, I'm going to claim his E-mails were going into the spam box...

@NN: I want in, can I play the dolla chopper?

@Luckey: HOW NOW MY GUY ALL UR MAGA DEY MINEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO