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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:28 pm |
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If my new lad thinks this half-arsed effort is good enough he's very sadly mistaken. Only five pages of the application form attempted, no pics or drawing, he's typed his 'signature' and to round it off he sent it back to me as a pdf with trial software stamps all over it.
Hence the screenshots:
    
For some reason he accompanied it with a ginormous photo of a passport that's quite convincing (or at least it would be if it was signed and if he wasn't ten years younger on it than on his T.W.A.T. application  ) .
That said, he's very polite and keen to please so I have high hopes for him... |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
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remu
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 571
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Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:56 am |
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Sorry, but the organization cannot accept the forms, due to the term 'Foxit' being a horrible curse in TWATdom. |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:27 pm |
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Excellent, one of the Membership Comittee members will pick that up after teh edjit has filled the form in to my satisfaction... |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter Gr@y) |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:44 am |
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A bit more prompting and my lad's made a half-decent job of it. I particularly like the pics of him holding the TWAT application form, they probably count as trophies:
    
    
I'm so looking forward to having my very own pyramid...
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I see in his 'Family' photo his father is wearing a clerical 'dog-collar'.
There will need to be further investigation before Kingsley the younger is instructed to build the pyramid. |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter Gr@y)
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:56 pm |
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Nice trophies, SG.  I love the dazed and confused look on his face, and holding the forms in his hand is sweet. Good luck on the pyramid.  |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:01 pm |
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Quick question, where is this lad from? I'm baiting a lad also named Kingsley who has applied to be a proper TWAT. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
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2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:26 pm |
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Fantastic! Happy to see another TWAT. |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:25 am |
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@ Sir Scam ALot.
It's is the Accra, Ghana branch of TWAT that I'm setting up. |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:29 am |
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Mine is from Lome, Togo. Let me know if you want to do something like pit them against each other.  |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:41 am |
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Maybe.
I need to find out how keen he is to shovel several cubic meters of topsoil into sacks first 
Not very, I suspect... |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter Gr@y) |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:04 am |
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Mine is annoying but working on getting him to ship me a handwritten 6 page document on why he would be a great TWAT as well as his handmade (hopefully paid alot for) banner for our new church. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:41 pm |
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Nice trophies.
But damn. You can't accept them.
They've been filled in with blue ink. Surely it was meant to be black?
Slap him and make him do them again. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:57 am |
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Here's something funny. My lad decided he wanted money up front before he shipped me the documents and the banner. I slapped him hard. Around the same time, Rev. Dover gets an email, also from Togo, wanting to join the church. Guess what, both IPs are the same: 41.207.162.3
This lad has been baited before. I sent him to Ghana last year but couldn't prove the safari or abuse he got at the bank. Reverend Dover and my reverend will have a little feud and get my lad's multiple characters to fight each other for the money. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:41 pm |
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Well, I have my 'Pyramid'...and it's pathetic. It looks more like the binmen are on strike rather then a 'Monument of Faith'.
 
I'm not even going to list what's wrong with it. He can just start over. |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter Gr@y) |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 pm |
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Hahaha, that´s hot now I know how many twats are out there, they are all cherishing the famous church when it´s day to collect the bags. I mean, service day. NOW things make sense...thanks for the insight!  |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:50 pm |
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@olomongrundy
WTF is that?!?!?!?!?! That is not a monument of faith! That looks like someone threw out the trash.  |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:10 am |
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I've resisted the temptation to slap him back to the Stone Age. After all, he has broken ground on the project and I thought I'd lost him when he went quiet mid-week. Better that he spends more time shoveling sand and less idling in the internet cafe anyway.
I think I'm going to have to insist on progress photos to keep him on the straight-and-narrow church line too. I see he has some white sacks, an all-white facing to the monument would be nice. |
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter Gr@y) |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:12 am |
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Wow, just pathetic.  |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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curlyearl
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 299
Location: Desert Rose Barstool
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:35 am |
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That is....stunning.
Every time I think I've seen the stupidest thing a lad can do someone tops it. I've got to develop a more open mind. |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:15 pm |
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It looks like he went to the dump and snapped a picture. The only thing missing are the bears scrounging for garbage. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:11 pm |
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After a closer examination, I have a theory... I am guessing that he found that photo on the Internet somewhere. Just a hunch. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:25 pm |
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I agree with YeahWhatever. The types (and number) of trees, the cared-for lawn... this doesn't look like any picture I've ever seen of Western Africa. |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:56 pm |
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Heh, that was my first thought, so I ran the pic through Tineye and Googled various combinations of 'sandbags', 'pyramids', 'piles of sand' etc but no results. As I wasn't very impressed the 'Menument' pic was labelled 'hip of range sand' I googled that too. No joy either.
Anyway, I've told him to rebuild it properly following the manual with progress photos so I'll report what excuse he comes up with for not wanting to do it.
Cheers,
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Mr GOMER PYLE IS A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON...Please help me to destroy mr gomer pyle... I reassure you Mr. pyle is not any more that a bad memory (Just1n 5éné Eyadema, the gay lad who was baited by Cher and Madonna impersonating drag queens for eighteen months) EDIT he's baaacccckkkk...two years and still going...
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:34 pm |
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Perhaps his punishment for sending you such rubbish would be having to build two TWAT monuments! |
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write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
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Steward, WTF?
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