A nice change from 100 percent risk free..

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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:02 pm

From Mr. James Keelings of the Norwich Union Claims Department (NOT)

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First and formost i must let you know that this transaction is 100% success proof

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

What do you know - an honest lad! Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:31 pm

It's true from his own perspective, too, since he's getting into the transaction with me. I see very little success on his horizon.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2009 Posts: 47

I suppose it all depends upon how one defines "success" Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:11 pm

If that is de-education... Thumbs up

to whomever is responsible. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:49 pm

That crossed my mind, but the rest of the format was disappointing. If he's found an Oga here, it's a very subtle touch...

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Thank you so much for your email and the content also.First and formost i must let you know that this transaction is 100% success proof and risk free.All machineries have been put in place for a hitch free transfer of the funds to your norminated bank account.Here in NORWICH UNION Compensations and pension scheme are treathed with utmost guaranttee.All you need to do is to stand as the final beneficiary of the funds totally $7.2m(usd).I will provide all neccessary vital and classified documents to back up the claims.Upon the successfull transfer of the funds to your norminated bank account we will share the funds on a ratio below:you will be entitle to 30% of the fundswhereas i will take 60% and 10% will be set aside for any expenses that we might incure from both end in the course of this transaction including telephone calls and cost of notorizing the documents.For us to complete this transaction thereforeyou should send to me the following informations:
1)YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS
2)COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS
3)TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER.
Upon the receipt of the above informations from youi will proceed with the documentations and other paper work that will make you the legal beneficiary of the funds $7.2m(usd) and a notice will send to the payee bank for the immediate transfer of the funds to you.
Please note that this transaction will be completed within 5-7working days if you take to my advice and instructions judiciously.
I look forward to a long lasting business relationship with you.

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:41 pm

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10% will be set aside for any expenses that we might incure from both end in the course of this transaction including telephone calls and cost of notorizing the documents.

Wow. $430,000 for phone calls and notary fees? Sounds expensive!