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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:33 am

So it'd be REAL difficult for him to be following my character down the dusty streets (okay okay, dirt tracks) of Yalbraith every day... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:19 am

I not lose him! jump_4_joy

I told him that he reminded me of my wife's ex and got this:

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to kill your ex wife is $20,000,you can pay the part fee of $15,000 after the job you complete the fee.

I told him that I didn't have an ex wife and ask if he read his mail. This is what I get:

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THAT IS THE WAY I ANSWER YOU TILL YOU BECOME SERIOUS OVER THIS

I's sweet tho, Jeff! Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:44 am

I told the bank account didn't work, hopefully he'll send another one.

Yo Buster,

I went to the bank today to put in the cash and it DIDN'T work! as you should be well aware if you're following me as you say, the trip from Yalbraith to Goulburn is a long one nd one I don't like taking for no reason whatsoever.

If you're SERIOUS, give me the correct banking details, otherwise I dare you to kill me. My anti cancer medication didn't work today, I've been vomitting since 8am. Were you the guy whose shoes I threw up on??? If so, hey you were cute!

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

Next up, the dolla chop

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:35 am

Hey which Dolla Chop modality are you planning on using? Let's coordinate so that he really starts sweating.

Turns out this guy is actually quite malleable. Just start cursing at him and tell him that he's not serious. He'll him and haw and then give you what you want Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:42 am

I'm just gonna go with Breadcrumb's ideas. I'm pretty malleable too (especially in the stomach area) Embarassed

The dolla chop was his idea, and I wouldn't want to steal his thunder. I normally just do romance baits, and if wants to try a dolla chop (which DOES look like fun I have to admit), who am I to piss on his parade???

Chrys

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:50 am

If you need someone to dolla chop him, use

I will find all sorts of ways to warp his mind.

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:04 am

Any way we can use both???

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:32 am

He's insisting on using WU for his money

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HIDE AND SEEK IS NOT MY GAME,IF YOU CANT PAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR THROUGH MY BANK ACCOUNT,THEN THERE IS NO DEAL,I HAVE TO FACE THE DEAL WHICH I WAS PARTLY PAYED FOR AND YOU KNOW THE ONE

so I thought I would sow a little fear, uncertainty and doubt in our hired killer's mind (and see if I can't get him to cough up another account)

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I know it must have been embarrassing for you what with being fathered by a goat and inheriting your brains from your father but please do try and concentrate.

Your bank account is no good, it's in America and payments can (and will) be being traced - in fact I'm quite surprised the Feds haven't taken the holder of that account out yet (don't worry, I passed the details on to a field agent in Tuscon so they soon will be, hope you didn't like your bank account mule too much). Western Union is completely out as well - also traceable thanks to their new procedures (I assume you know that they secretly take DNA samples off the paper you give them now so that they can trace payments - I know because my company makes components for the DNA scanners in the tills. Actually as you are insisting on WU I guess that you did not know that. Look upon it as I've just done you a favour and probably saved you from being cut down in a hail of machine gun fire the next time you pop into your local Westie office)

OK so I can transfer the money from an offshore account in the Cayman Islands but not to an American account, it'll need to be an account elsewhere, preferably Africa or the Middle East as they have lax banking regulations there.

There then followed a few insults along the lines of if he did try and kill me about me taking great pleasure in shooting him through the kneecaps and then having him raped to death by my herd of pedigree shire horse stallions Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:46 am

Folks, if you want me to do the dollar chop, just PM me with your character´s name and the amount of money you sent...i will then torture the lad with it Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:40 am

Actually, now that I think on it, I reckon we should have more than one guy "chopping his dolla". So breadcrumb can use my ditzy housewife, and I'll PM Sir Scam a lot the details of my newly created ditzy Male (Who looks surprisingly like L Ron Hubbard. I wonder why that is)

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:49 am

@ Sir scam a lot. PM Sent Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Posts: 5

He gave me the same bank account as everyone else Sad

Trying to get an other account out of him.

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:40 am

@ Sir scam a lot: PM sent, Our mate "timothy Oliphant" has demanded the cash using the "You bastard script". I said I would absolutely comply as this isn't the first time it's happened. But I also pointed out that since I was on a remote Island, could I send it to his bank account instead

Chrys

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:46 am

Meanwhile Kathrin (who wants her ex and his gay lover mutilated), got this. Highlighting is mine:

From: Buster Gang <[email protected]>
To:<ditzy housewife>
Sent: Wed, 7 October, 2009 10:59:19 PM
Subject: I thought we had a deal...

O TO THE BANK AGAIN AND MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH western union money transfer OR money gram wire transfer.
THE BANK WILL DIRECT YOU ON HOW TO PAY IT,PAY IT TO THIS NAME
Mary Williams
country:United Kingdom
after the payment scan to me the payment details.
NO FUN AT ALL

We've been doing a bit of damage to this lad!!! Twisted Evil

So I send this back, now a bit suspicious of his abilities:

You're JOKING right??? if you really ARE here in Yalbraith then you'll know that there's NO Western Union here. Just cough up the CORRECT Bank details and we're on!!!

Yours in Poppers,

Kathrin

"Sie sind ein Lügner, Sie Stück Scheiße"

Kathrin

Up soon, Breadcrumb's Dolla chop Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:18 am

I guess very soon there will be misery in lad land....I just chopped his dollar:

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I just received the payment from Jeffs baiting character 400 Dollar...only small money. Kathrin is better maga....good money...90.000$....just collected her money from westy... hahaha...you think you are guyman? you are just a small boi....me and my gang will chop all your dollars....

I expect some panic mode answer soon Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

internationalchrysis wrote:

"Sie sind ein Lügner, Sie Stück Scheiße

Nice signature! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:23 am

breadcrumb wrote:

I guess very soon there will be misery in lad land....I just chopped his dollar:

Thanks for the heads up. I will send him a note saying I written to you, PM your dolla choppa's details ASAP

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:27 am

He just wrote to B0b Arct0r. While I play dumb, I couldn't help noticing he's writing from a GMAIL account now

He sends this:

if there is a bank there then go to the bank and tell them you want to do western union money transfer or you can send it to me through MONEYGRAME MONEY TRANSFER in your bank ok

To which I respond:

You DON'T know if there is a bank??? Are you SURE you have been following me like you claim??? There is NO Moneygramme in Warraber Island either.

This is a VERY small island, you should KNOW this yourself

Just give me your BANK details and I will transfer the funds as soon as I can.

Bob

Sir scam a lot, pm me the details you need me to write to him for your dolla chop

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:33 am

@chrysis: Could you please PM me the addy of the gmail account he is using now? I want to fire a "you can run, but you can´t hide" off to him Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:58 am

PM Sent. He used Gm@il to write to B0b, not to K@thrin

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:08 am

Sent just now.

Musa Husan.
I sent you the $400.00 I promised and thanks for the email changing your details. Is it ok if I send another $500 on Monday. I will get the $5000 paid as I told you I just need time. Please don't kill me, you will get all the money.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:19 am

Oh dear.

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just joking with me right,you are just delaying me but time will come when i will not need such money from you,TEMPUS FUGIS

I'm impressed. A Latin using lad? And almost spelt correctly. No mean achievement.

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:43 pm

I told the maximum amount to transfer through WU is $1,000. Mr. Buster is not amused.

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i recieve my pay more than such amount through it,you are just a TRUE lie Laughing

,infact you think i am joking

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:30 pm

I sent him the never ending download animation and now he is complaing the download failed and wants me to make a new scan and send again.

Why not Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:47 pm

I haven´t received any reply from the lad yet regarding the dollar chop... Shocked

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