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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 19

Ok, this was my first one.
I wasn't quite sure where to go with it, so tips are well valued!

LAD

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Good Day,

I am Harry Kabila 24 years old. I am from Zimbabwean my Late father was Minister of Economic. Before he joining Political parties. President Mugabe Killed Him with My Mother.I have only one 19 years sister. There is this box that my father told me that he kept in a security company in South Africa containing 20.500.000.00 (Twenty Millions five hundreds us dollars) I want to use this fund to invest in Foreign country, i need business partnership in Oversea to assist me to claim the box of spendable money in the security company.I shalll give 20 percentage of the total funds as soon as the money has been confirm in your country.

I don't need any money from you,to end this transaction and after the transaction i will come to your country with My younger Sister to live there with your assistance.

We don't want President Mugabe to kill us. Like he killed our parent, we want to leave this country very soon.

I am searching for God Fearing Person on internet and God Give me your mail address through guestbook serch.Thanks and remain Bless.

Waiting to hear from you soon,

Yours Sincerely,
Harry.

ME

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I am sorry, but I cannot help you.
However, I am willing to give you some money to help you flee Zimbabwe
Please reply soon
Holy Regards,
Rev Timothy Smith

LAD

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Dear Rev Timothy Smith,

Thank you very much for your offer to assist me with money to fly out of Zimbabwe.How are you going to send money to me?please do let me know,because it is dangerous for me and my sister to remain here in Zimbabwe.Please tell me how you will send the money to assist me and my sister out of this devlish country as soon as possible.

Yours Sincerely,
Harry.

ME

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Dear Harry,
First of all, I need to make sure I know it's you that I'm dealing with, so please could you send a scan of some ID, perhaps a passport?
I hope to get you out of that country very soon!

ME

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Dear Harry,
I really need scans of yours, and your sisters passports so I can try and arrange visas!
I'm also arranging flights, whereabouts are you in Zimbabwe?
I hope to get you out of that country very soon!
Holy Regards,
Rev Timothy Smith!

And then... he IM'd me today!

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17:37
me: hello harry
17:38
Kabila: HI Rev
17:39
Happy To Read From You Pls

me: Harry, I need your passport scans
17:40
Kabila: I am no ore in Zimbabwe

More

me: Where are you Harry?

Kabila: I travel oUT oF zIMBABWE wITH mY sISTER
17:41
I AM IN GHANA NOW

WITH MY SISTER

me: Would you still like to come to the USA?

Kabila: WE WERE BEEN TOLD AT THE SECURITY COMPANY THAT OUR LATE FUNDS WERE BEEN KEPT THERE
17:42
YES BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET VISA

me: I can get one for you!

Kabila: FOR ME AND MY SISTER

me: If you email me your passport scans I'll arrange it all for you Harry
17:43
Kabila: I DID NOT USE A PASSPORT TO COME TO GHANA

me: Do you have a passport Harry?
17:44
Kabila: I USE TRAVEL DOCUMENT ISSUED FOR ONLY AFRICAN COUNTRIES

me: Ok, I'm going to email you a form and which you need to complete and return to me

Kabila: I DO NOT HAVE A INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT

WHAT IS THE FORM ALL ABOUT?
17:45
me: Coming to America

Kabila: WITHOUT INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT?

WILL IT BE POSSIBLE THAT WAY?
17:46
me: I think so!

Kabila: HOW EXPLAIN PLS REV
17:47
me: Fill in the form, return it and I can arrange flights for you as I know someone who works in Homeland SecurityKabila: OK THANK YOU REV
17:50
me: You're very welcome Harry!

Kabila: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY LATE FATHER MONEY ?

HOW DO I RECIEVE IT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY

?
17:51
me: Where is the money again Harry>
17:52
Kabila: I WAS TOLD FROM THE BRANCH OFFICE IN SOUTH AFRICA THAT THE MONEY IS IN THEIR HEAD QUATER HERE IN ACCRA GHANA
17:54
ARE YOU THERE PLS REV?

me: Could you withdraw it?

Kabila: IT WAS DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY
17:55
I DONT KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT IT BUT I WANT A FOREIGN INVESTOR FOR ME BECAUSE THE MONEY IS TOO MUCH FOR ONLY ME AT THIS MOMENT TO HANDLE

me: Brilliant! I have a friend in the CIA who could help you get the money once you are here in America!

Brilliant! I have a friend in the CIA who could help you get the money once you are here in America!

But now I really need you to do that form
17:56
Kabila: WHAT IS CIA?

OK I WILL DO MY BEST TO FILL IT

me: CIA = Central Intelligence Agency, they can do anything Smile

17:57
Kabila: OK,TO INVEST MY MONEY FOR ME PROPERLY AFTER RECIEVIONG THE MONEY

OR I DONT GET YOU RIGHT SIR

WHAT IF I CAN NOT FILL ALL THE FORM?
17:58
me: Yes Harry, you got me

Kabila: BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE SOME INFORMATIONS THAT MAY SEEMS TO BE DIFFICULT FOR ME

me: And you can fill in the form it's very simple

Kabila: OK,I WILL TRY
17:59
JUST THAT FORM AND I WILL BE ISSUED INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO COME TO AMERICA

me: Yes that should happen!
18:00
Kabila: THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

me: Ok do the form Smile

18:01
Kabila: I SHOULD DO IT ONLINE NOW AND SEND IT TO YOU

me: You should print it off, do it and scan it back Smile

18:03
Kabila: I SHOULD DO IT WITH PEN

WRITE IT WITH PEN?
18:05
SEEMS YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO FILL THE PAGE 2 OF THE FORM?
18:08
me: No you do it all
18:10
Kabila: i will like you to put me through the page 2

i dont understand

tell me what to fill in the begining od page2

me: ok
18:11
check the boxes that apply and answer the questions
18:14
Kabila: are you there rev?

me: Yes

Kabila: i dont have much money to scan the documents out her in ghana
18:15
its too eexpensive for me at the moment

me: Do you not have a scanner?
18:16
I'm sorry Harry but you need to find the money otherwise I cannot help

Kabila: no pls

and where i can get a scanner is too expensive
18:17
the transportation

me: You need one Harry

Otherwise how else can you send the documents to me
18:18
Kabila: i dont have money to buy one
18:19
me: Does your sister?

Kabila: no

she doesnt have

me: Do you have any friends?
18:20
Kabila: no friends here

just arrive here

me: Steal the money then

Kabila: except the one we stay with

you rev
18:21
telling me to steal

you are a scammer

me: You can repay them later

I am no scammer - DO NOT BE SO BLASPHEMOUS
18:22
Kabila: then send money to me

if not o have no intrest in anything no more
18:23
me: I cannot send money to someone whom I don't know, don't know where they live and don't know any account details of

Listen Harry, I'm offering to bring you into the USA here, take it or leave it youre being very stubborn
18:24
Kabila: then u are not readty to assist me

thank you for your offer
18:25
me: Harry, I would like to help you!

Is there no way you can get the scan done/

?

Kabila: no

me: Could you get a job for money?
18:26
Kabila: if u are a rev,you will send money to assist someone u dont know

u can get the job for me

me: I don't know where you live or your account numbers

Email me your details

I have to go now

Bye
18:27
Kabila: bye dirty hungry rev

me: That's not fair

I'm being kind

Kabila: mr kind
18:29
me: Email me the details and I'll send money

I logged off, to find this message one hour later..

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These messages were sent while you were offline.

18:30
Kabila: i dont need your money ok

use the money to assist others,may be your fucking church members

So I casually responded

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Harry,
Please don't be rude, I was simply trying to help...

Wait a minute I forgot, you're a fucking tosser
Go die you *DELETED* bastard
You shall rot in hell

This guy is a lairy bastard!

Tell me what you think Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Oct 2009 Posts: 2

nice job

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:16 am

I got this lad who did not want to to cooperate and need $50 /$100 for printing the form, you can tell them go to a internet cafe it costs him almost nothing.

If he demands money and i already said no, then i never say yes consistently as i am, if i'm going to lose him i'm fine with that

you did a nice job until

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me: Steal the money then

i think you lost him there, but i am sure you had some fun
and losing a lad is not a big deal, their more fish in the sea

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 19

fishermann wrote:

nice job

THANKS!

Diablo wrote:

I got this lad who did not want to to cooperate and need $50 /$100 for printing the form, you can tell them go to a internet cafe it costs him almost nothing.

If he demands money and i already said no, then i never say yes consistently as i am, if i'm going to lose him i'm fine with that

you did a nice job until

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me: Steal the money then

i think you lost him there, but i am sure you had some fun
and losing a lad is not a big deal, their more fish in the sea

lol, i wouldnt to see how far he'd go Razz

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