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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:03 am

I like the pledge;

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For the present rat race, we would like to provide you at more competitive price.We are making the print world more colorful with full spirits and active exploitation.

Of course you are.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2009 Posts: 47

Heh. Freudian slip?

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:52 am

As I write the abuse report, the site has reached 500 hits! Our lad will be thrilled in the morning Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:59 am

Stacey Baum from RI resembles an ex-girlfriend of mine. Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:29 am

You have to admire the "typo in the quality policy" modality.

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We are sseeking for perfect quality and customers' satisfaction without cease.

That takes... something.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:58 am

616 hits.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:58 am

Absolutely epic. Someone please archive some screen captures before this implodes. This is the most inept lad site I've ever seen! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:15 am

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4. If I live in N.J. can I pick up from your retail location and do I have to pay N.J. taxes?

Sorry, but we're just not equipped to allow individual customers to pick up merchandise.

Oh, you mean like having a real business? But your photos show a store that looks so inviting to shop in!

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:19 am

I have saved the more interesting pages and may at some point in the future load them into my webspace here. It would be an absolute shame to see such awfulness disappear forever, no?

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:52 am

I just noticed that the images on the "payment" page link back to google image searches where he found them. Jeez.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Well, I got a reply! I was SO surprised when the IP showed not Cleveland, or even London, but Nigeria.

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Hello

Thanks for your mail and inquiry about our electronics products.

Note: That all our electronics product are Brand new and we sell in cheap prices because we buy direct from the manufacturer. So the Brand new Sharp Aquos 42" Flat Panel 1080p Hdtv Lcd Tv
comes with complete factory accessories and is seeled and packaged well.

The price Sharp Aquos 42" Flat Panel 1080p Hdtv Lcd Tv Cost.........$1,50usd

Shipping Via DHL COURIER SERVICE To Whitehorse, in the Yukon territory will cost.........$50usd

So the Total Price is Cost..............$1,100usd

You will get your order by DHL COURIER SERVICE, as we ship via DHL COURIER SERVICE and your order will get to you in 48hours time after your payment is confirmed to us.

To place an order with us,Kindly get back to us with your full order and full delivery address as stated below for packaging of your items:

FULL NAMES??
FULL ADDRESS??
CITY??
POSTAL CODE??
COUNTRY??
PHONE NUMBER??
QUANTITY NEEDED??

Thanks.
Kind Regards,
Sales Manager...
+447011173034

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

Thanks for sharing the

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ORIGNAL ELECTRONICS PRODUCT STORE

with 686 hits

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The price Sharp Aquos 42" Flat Panel 1080p Hdtv Lcd Tv Cost.........$1,50usd

Shipping Via DHL COURIER SERVICE To Whitehorse, in the Yukon territory will cost.........$50usd

So the Total Price is Cost..............$1,100usd

Lad math strikes again!

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:35 am

I couldn't resist.

As a webdesign student I HAD to show my lecturers that god awful mess. it cheered them up no end Smile

Chrys

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Posts: 2

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Orders are processed each day Monday through Friday......After your order has been processed and shipped, UPS usually takes 42hours days to arrive.

orders are processed each day 9-3.. oh i mean each day monday-friday.. & dont forget you will recieve them 42 hours or days (one of the two) after we take your money..

oh and the photos on the camera photo gallery - is that a bed some of those boxes are on? & idk if its just me, but it looks like each of the boxes have been already opened..

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:19 am

WTF do pineappples have to do with electronics?

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Absolutely epic. Someone please archive some screen captures before this implodes. This is the most inept lad site I've ever seen! Very Happy

I can't get screen grabs with multipage web sites. I did pull some PDFs though. Because of the way the page is formatted, the first page is blank in all these.

Home page.
Blackberry product.
Nokia Product
Musical Instruments.
Apple Iphone Price List.
Samsung Product.
HTC Product.
Sony Ericsson Product.
Shipping Terms.
Camera Photo Gallery.
Packaging department.
Payment Methods.
Game Console.
TV Set Product.
Laptops.
Customer Comment.
Company Full Contact Information.
Buyers in the company.
Return policy.
Pick any of this product and smile.
Rules and regulation.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:47 am

This is a wonderful site, thanks for telling us about it.
Truly inept...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:04 pm

IP: 41.211.228.252

Hostname: 252.228.211.41.client252.directonpc.net
ISP: Wireless Broadband Internet service ,VSAT
Organization: Wireless Broadband Internet service ,VSAT
Proxy: None detected
Type: Unknown
Blacklist:

Geo-Location Information

Country: Nigeria
State/Region: 05
City: Lagos
Latitude: 6.4531
Longitude: 3.3958

Not Cleveland, not even close. Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:43 pm

Whooooaaaaa I love this company! And they can quote me!

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:45 pm

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Wellcome to Celllinks Limited

At least they admit they're limited.

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OUR COMPANY IS A LEGITIMATE COMPANY

It's always good to let people know you're legitimate.

I've decided to take advantage of the "buy one get one free" T-Mobile sale his store is advertising in the window. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:46 pm

I was wondering if it could be part of Hall of Shame. It's not really a trophy, but it is the god awfulest lad creation I've seen in a while. I guess it's just a matter of how to do it for a website.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

It's awfully funny, but shouldn't it be shut down anyway? You never know who might actually fall for it...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:36 pm

@Wurzgnubbel

I will be getting it shut down very soon. I have the abuse report written up, and I'm having it looked over by a certain mentor of mine before I send it to the host, since I've never killed a site before.

So don't worry, all 2 of those people on earth who would be fooled by this will be safe Very Happy

ETA: Just Jane, I have saved some of the more humorous pages and might be putting them on my webspace here, and linking it in my signature. Even if we can't get it into the HOS per se, people will still be able to view its glory there once I get around to it

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Can you picture the lad at the cafe, bragging and rubbing his sweaty palms together at all the interest in his site? Through his incredible ingenuity and skill, he's hit the jackpot.

Off to ask if I'll get my TV in 42 days or hours, but whichever I'm not worried with a guarantee like this:

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SO YOU DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, YOU WILL SURELY RECIVE YOUR PACKAGE.

@ internationalchrysis:

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I LOVE how my second hand Dell laptop (which is a couple of years old) is in his laptop page.

That is truly beautiful!

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

I gotta bait this one.

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