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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:08 am

^^^ I thought about my character being the dollarchoppa Wink

Of course he could be part of the G0merbois Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:30 am

Looks like my lad didn´t like me saying bad stuff about his Mom:

Quote:

meeen nawa 4 uooo,wetin my mum do u knam,ur own mama worm the come out 4m her toto

My igbo is a little rusty...what does the first part of it say? I have no clue what he wants to tell me Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:46 am

Oh nice. I just dropped him a note as well.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:17 pm

5 emails in one day, a record.
I win. I got a reprieve until Thursday to pay $400.00 Laughing

He's come down $4600.00.
WUXFER modalities here we come Wink

Quote:

TILL THAT THURSDAY BUT DONT JOKE WITH ME,THURSDAY I WILL KNOW IF YOU REALLY WORKING HARD TO LIVE THEN I WILL KNOW IF I CAN HELP YOU

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:38 pm

I've never done one of these either and lookie what I got. jump_4_joy

Quote:

Look here you bastard.you think i have time for this your stupid talk,
i just inform you that some one paid me to kill you and you are here
talking no sence to me. this is like the same warning pass on to the
America government when they ignore it and became an ignorance to
them, and this is the same warning also pass to the most popular
MUSICIAN WHO WAS SHORT DEAD IN SOUTH AFRICA. am also passing this
warning to you so if you want to ignore it then you too will face in
hell and join the devil.if in your next mail you do not comply with me
then i will ask me boys to track you down and i will also extend it to
your family members. you have to get ready the soom of $15,000 for you
to live for the rest of your life, because
the person who paid me to kill you is waiting to hear the funeral
announcement of your death. here is your last warning remember death
has no second chance.
i am guarantying you that once i get your payment i will give you
the picture of the person who wants to kill you and why he wants to
kill you and also i will give you details of what to do to bring him
to book ok.you have before one week for this payment.
once you pay you send the mtn number to me but if you think you can
call the police to this,i am sorry.I AM WILLING TO HELP YOU IF YOU
HELP YOURSELF

All I said is "Tell me more!" and I did so thru my male account. Laughing

Now, how will I respond? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:50 pm

@Corona: I got the same script, too. At the very end of mine, he tells me to pay through WU. I responded that WU is only for thieves, derelicts and internet fraud stars (sic) and I only send money by bank transfer. And for some reason, I keep calling him Mr. Soludo which apparently rubs him the wrong way. Wink

His reply was a bit more cordial:

Quote:

my dear,split the money into two and send it,soludo told you that it is better for bank transfer but i am not soludo,i am telling you to pay me through this means then i will give you details of that person who wanted to kill you and you are assured that nothing will happen to your life.you have less than one week to do this

After explaining I will not do business with WU (but I can have my personal banker wire the money in the next few hours), he replied back with just a

Quote:

see you later

I think he is softening up a bit, no? Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:52 pm

He's a very nice man! He's given Agnes six days to raise $500. I'm sure her paedophile Uncle Jack will stump up.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:00 pm

KnottyPine,

I took it out cause I'm too paranoid. Embarassed

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

He can be quite poetic when he wants to be, the good Reverend at TW@T just received this:

Quote:

even though you walk through the valey of the shadow of death you fear no evil but remember your body is not bullet prove,wait and see

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:25 pm

I got the same initial reply as Corona,

I wrote:

Buster, I have no 15,000 dollar. Even if I had it, I would rather spend it on making your life hell and your death slow and painful. However, I do have a shotgun and some power tools. Your boys are welcome to come track me down. I will blow their heads clean off, so that their death will be quick and painless. On yourself, I will not be so merciful. Would you believe that I can break more than half of all the bones in your pathetic body without killing you? It's amazing! I will start with your arms and legs and keep your spine for last. Killing your boys will not give me pleasure, but you leave me no choice. For you, I will take time off from work, as you deserve the special treatment. Don't be a pussy. Spare your boys. Come by yourself. We will have a great party.

Hope he likes to party...
Edit: Instant reply
...he doesn't.

Buster wrote:

there will be no time for kun fu that day,u are just moving fast to hell with ur black belt.do u know how to fight a sniper from far targeting only ur stupid head,we shall who who breaks whos bone.MR KUNFU MASTER

Could he have me kungfused with someone else here? I never mentioned martial arts of any kind.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:36 pm

@Chrysis: Up for the dollar chop? I think you should send him a fake WU and my character will chop it only to make fun out of him then. What is your characters full name?

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:42 pm

I was very, very sweet and I have only 4 days. Surprised

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:49 pm

^^ you have a male or a female character? Cause if the female one doesn´t work, maybe he prefers the male ones? *g* Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:53 pm

It is my male! Laughing

I should go at him with my female and see if he's different. Razz

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:59 pm

I played dumb about Western Union with this clown and he just coughed up a bank account!
Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:09 pm

I just got a bank account from him, too, and sent it off to Alan.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:27 pm

^^^ is that the Bank of America account, account number ends 3708?

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:30 pm

Yes. It ends with 3708.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:40 pm

What is he implying when he mentions warnings to the American government? All I get out of it is that he became an ignorance.

Does he mean ignoramus?

And as for the most popular musician in S. Africa... Does he mean Michael Jackson?

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:07 pm

I hope buster likes being baited:

Dear Bust3r,

Thank you for your warning. I value my life, as I value all lives, with the possible exception of the lives of punk hoods who are stupid enough to write me threatening e-mails. I have given your e-mail, with headers, to my boss at the Central Intelligence Agency. After we both stopped laughing, my boss notified the local chief-of-station in your country and as of this moment, two agents who were somewhat bored being stationed at our embassy in your crummy country are tracking you down.We here at headquarters have been assured that this little task should take them less that four days.

I do hope that you enjoy your upcoming long-term incarceration. If you decide that you don't want to spend the rest of your life in some third-world pest-hole prison with a large homosexual cell-mate infected with AIDS, you might want to e-mail me again with a copy of a receipt from a local Christian church in your area for your donation of $10,000.00 USD. You have three days to comply, In the meantime, be on the lookout for strangers, although if you spot one it will probably be too late.

Have a good day now, and keep moving...

Luke Agg1es

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Oct 2009 Posts: 47

My eyebrows always raise a little when a federal agent uses Yahoo! e-mail for his official correspondence. Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:38 pm

^^^^
Heh, heh, heh... but you're not a scammer, either! Who knows what secret e-mail accounts the spooks use? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:00 pm

Excellent... he's off script and is going to kill my ex wife (which is no mean feat, what with never having been married even once)

Quote:

to kill your ex wife is a deal and for this deal to be successful you must pay that was why i gave you that email ok,but mind uuu,never talk nonsense to whom your life rely on.the ball is on your court now

Well yes I will pay you half now and the rest later... but I need proof you are capable of the deed Smile

What a Hoon Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:10 pm

Got a fresh bank account# ending with 465. Someone got this one yet?

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:51 pm

My first real bait was a hitlad.The guy up above^^^^ was baiting him too,and he helped me have a bunch of fun with him(thanks Dutch!).
My vic with a past has now contacted him-let the games begin! Twisted Evil

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