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Pastor Frank
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:32 pm |
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I have had an ongoing battle with a co-worker over this topic. I am a pirate at heart, but understand both sides of the story. I found this bumper magnet on the back of my "Man Van" today. Apparently it has been there for several weeks, courtesy of the above mentioned co-worker.
So lets get this out in the open, are you a Pirate or a Ninja?
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Craig007
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Moose Head
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:51 pm |
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+1 Ninjas get my vote |
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Shiver Metimbers
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:55 pm |
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Has to be a pirate! Pirate's have their pick of busty wenches, fun on the high seas. They play with big cannons and drink lots of rum. Not to mention the odd treasure chest here and there.
Ninjas? They have the black suit, a few throwing stars. Worst of all, they have to be quiet all the time and don't get to mix in the open. |
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Ana
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Joined: 10 Jul 2009
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:58 pm |
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Ninjas +1 |
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Caligula
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Joined: 13 May 2009
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:00 pm |
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doc holliday
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Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:25 pm |
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No Ninjas in my family history,but there was a privateer,so I have to go with pirate! |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:20 pm |
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shiver wrote: |
Has to be a pirate! |
Oh yeah? I know which I consider to be cooler.
Ninja:
[img]http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/rsoc_en-prod-photos/1/9/d/b/1/19db164f7fa240b822b18c812a9ab3a2.jpg/?size=400x400&site=rsoc_en&quality=100[/img]
Pirate:
Also, your statement about pirates getting the best wenches is very misleading. For most of the time they are stuck on crappy boats, fagging around the High Seas looking for other men in boats. If that's not totally unhetero, then what is?
And when they hit the shore after all that butt pirating, they get so drunk they probably couldn't tell the difference between a buxom wench and a milk bottle anyway.
Ninjas are way, way cooler. A ninja could sneak up behind you and make love to you without you ever knowing it. You'd just be wondering where the hell that earth-shattering orgasm came from. And unlike pirates, ninjas don't need to gay around in boats - who needs a boat when you can walk on water or just get all cool and make the waves part?
No. You can keep your pirates.
Ninjas 1 Pirates 0.
EDIT. Ninjas are so cool, great and mysterious that the picture I posted didn't even show up here - probably because it would overload the server with awesomeness. |
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Master of Puppets
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:57 pm |
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Pirates, definately.
Do Ninja's say " 'Arrrrr! "?
That's what I thought...
EDIT: Ow frick! Being as drunk as a pirate right now, I'm afraid I've voted for the ninja's now... |
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MikeH
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:11 pm |
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I have to go with my siggy and my son's adopted country of Japan. |
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MikeH
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:14 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
EDIT. Ninjas are so cool, great and mysterious that the picture I posted didn't even show up here - probably because it would overload the server with awesomeness. |
Or, that could be just the way it is with apprentice ninjas, possibly as yet undetected unhetero ninjas too. |
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the vampire
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:14 pm |
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A ninja could sneak up behind you and make love to you without you ever knowing it. You'd just be wondering where the hell that earth-shattering orgasm came from. |
Proves that ninja's are gay.
My ancestors were pirates so it's in my genes. |
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Yastreb
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:27 pm |
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Pirates are well-established in the historical record and have had classic movies made about them such as Captain Blood and The Sea Hawk - with Errol Flynn!
Ninjas, on the other hand, have a very limited slot in history, with most of what you think they can do being myth and legend with a small core of fact, and the movies about them have been almost all crap. |
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:15 pm |
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:30 pm |
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Master of Puppets
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:34 pm |
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Titania
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:36 pm |
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As a one-legged, one-eyed wench (won't say if I'm "lusty" - I'll leave that for others to determine), I have to go with pirates.
Besides, what lusty wench in her right mind wants to be snuck up on from BEHIND and made love to? I wanna SEE what I'm playing with.
I think my inner wench just escaped for a moment |
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:09 pm |
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^^ I was going to suggest a mirror, but a Ninja doesn't show in them either
ETA : Where's Tommo with the explanation about making love to a pirate/Ninja? |
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cruncher44
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Joined: 28 Sep 2009
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Location: On a plane to Nigeria
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Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:39 pm |
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I'm so conflicted. I belong to several online pirate communities, But ninjas are just so cool. |
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Diablo
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Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:34 am |
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when i was like 12 or something I will go for the ninja's, but after i am a adult.. (my wife who sit next to me start laughing ... i don't get it )
any way, sinds i am allowed to drink i go for pirates all the way
Edit: that makes it 50/50 |
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Shiver Metimbers
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Diablo
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MikeH
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Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:10 am |
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cruncher44 wrote: |
I'm so conflicted. I belong to several online pirate communities, But ninjas are just so cool. |
That's just the problem--pirates are all ninja wannabes! |
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Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:51 am |
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