M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:12 pm

Armstr0ng definitely has ants in his pants. Laughing

He wrote Pat back again just now. She responded.

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to pat
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009 at 4:13 AM
subject Re: silly old me. i forgot the picture and map.

It's late here Pat, send me the details, we are leaving to Benin tomorrow, i wait your respond.

=======
from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject benin hotel recommendations for you.

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

I'm glad that you will bring your friend, Mr. Ism@il Oluw@seun SM. I'm sure
that he will enjoy his time here, too. But, I must ask you please to take his
photo using the form I gave you for company ID. Security is very tight at
our shows. Many important and rich people show up at our events, and your
secretary will not be allowed into the venues without us receiving his photo and
giving it to the security staff up here. I will send the form for him to print, hold,
and snap the required photo. Thank you for adhering to our company policies,
Mr. Armstr0ng.

As an agent for Moosechuckle Modeling, you are expected to make your own
reservations for hotels on a routine basis. You are an adult, and I am not your
Mommy. I have made the Simba Camp room reservations, as this is a special
meeting and event. You need not worry about your stay in Pendj@ri P@rk. Just
save all your receipts for travel, food, bus tickets, cab fare, etc. You will
be fully reimbursed if all receipts are retained and submitted properly.
I will be unable to meet you at your hotel outside the park, as the closest one
is 50km away in Natiting0u. I have clients to attend to here. As soon, as you
reach the park office inside the park, we will despatch a vehicle to pick you up
at the office inside the park.

Please keep me informed via email of your whereabouts on a regular basis
along the way, so we can meet with you on a timely basis. You are expected to
make your own travel arrangements into the park itself. I believe there may be
a small fee to enter the park, but it is not very much. I have listed a few hotels
in Natiting0u 50 km away and one in Parakou which is a day's ride away.
These come highly recommended. From the hotel Tat@ Somb@, you can pick up
a ride directly into the park.

We look forward to your arrival here, and again, please keep us abreast on your
travel location on a regular basis. Thank you. Randy finally arrived and helped
me with the heavy boxes and things, and now we are all set for the events. Very Happy

We are going to the lounge for late night dancing and drinking, and we look
forward to hearing from you tomorrow that you are on your way!

Warmest regards,
Pat
attachment: ID-1072.jpg

@curlyearl - He has $20,000 or so coming to him. That is making our boi a bit excited. I'm hoping to get the secretary's photo, or the shuttle from 55C to the office might be delayed. Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:17 am

An old pain in the ass came back. Ub@h. Mad

As you may recall, he refused to travel to Cotonou to pick up his A.S.S. shipment of $2500 and cried to Pat on July 19th. Yeah, like you can remember that far back. Wink

On August 14th, Pat told him she would buy a new liner for her pool with his money. So, he has the gall to write this:

Quote:

from Ub@h Ilob@
to Patricia
date Tue, Sep 29, 2009
subject Urgent

Hello,

If you want to send any money tome kindly make use of Money gram international Money transfer. direct payment to my name Ub@h Eric Ilob@.

Adrees 22, Community road akoak Lagos.
Regards.

Ub@h Eric Ilob@.

Pat "urgently" wrote back:

Quote:

from Patricia
to Ub@h Ilob@
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009

subject I like my new pool liner. Excellent! Party on!

Sphincter says what?

I enclosed this pic of Pat, too.

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:19 am

Ubah has moved then? OOO we must let ASS know Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:40 am

Dr. David O. is slipping into Time-Wasting Mode again, as his application is still not complete, despite his promises! Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

from Patricia
to David O.
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject Re: Thanks

Dear Dr. David O.,

Have you forgotten your promise to me? I will remind you then.
You promised not to waste my time any more with your unbusinesslike delays.
As you are well aware, you application is missing the last two pages, numbered
9 and 10, and the security photo. You indicated that you would send them "early
next week." Early next week has come and gone. It is now MidWeek.

You have until the end of business today to send what we require. If I do not
see them in my email at quitting time, I will slide your incomplete application
file from the Rejected pile into the wastebasket, and drop a lighted match in
with it.

You can do things the nice way or the hard way. I don't care, either way.
I just will not tolerate time wasters.

Warmest regards,
Pat

No word from Armstr0ng or his secretary yet. It's Travel Day, so this is normal. It's hard to email from a plane or a bus. Very Happy

@Frumpy - Good idea. Let's ASS-assinate him! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:29 pm

Update. OOO, poor Dr. Davey has been sick from working too hard. Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

from David O.
to Patricia
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject Delay

Patricia Cr0k1n,

I have not been feeling too good to be very active at work within the last two days, hence the little delay was experienced okay.

The two pages had been filled with my new photograph been processed today too.

it is well received with my greatest pleasure come tomorrow.

I should be at my best health form tomorrow. I over laboured myslef over the weekend.
Regards.

Good day.

Dr.David O.

Oh, that won't do at all. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear Dr. David O,

I hope you are feeling better. Since you have filled the the two pages and
processed the photograph, you should have no problems sending them in to me.
I'm not interested in excuses, only results. I'm sure that there will be more
results-oriented applicants coming to us in the future.

Tomorrow will be too late for you, I'm afraid. You have approximately 5 hours
left to send them. After that, the flames will rise and your future at
Moosechuckle will go up in smoke.

Do not test me.

Sincerely,
Pat

I am torn a bit. There are more trophies, but somehow I want him to miss the deadline. There could be more humor in it. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:01 pm

Big Developments. Very Happy

Pat did not like the way D@rlington is treating Cammy, or his sh1t attitude. Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

from Patricia
to d@rlington
cc C@mille Wh1te
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009

subject Your boss' input on your performance

Dear D@rlington,

I cannot say that I am thoroughly pleased with your performance so far with Ms.
Wh1te's important project. Your delays in producing the needed photos she
requires from you to please our newest customer is counterproductive to her
efforts to complete the project in a timely fashion. Do not forget that only
through cooperation will a successful result occur for us and for you
especially. Your career with Moosechuckle Modeling and my recommendation to
the board to reapprove your beauty pageant in Eastern Nigeria hangs in the
balance. If you care about any of that you will change your tune, and very
soon. I'm not afraid to tell you that I'm becoming quite annoyed at your
attitude again. You will treat Ms. Wh1te as your boss, the same way you will
treat me, as this is the reality. If you wish to stay, fine. I would be glad
to have you here as you do show promise. But you will start doing all things
our way. Resistance is futile.
Give Ms. Wh1te what she wants when she says she wants it.

I'm hoping that the next report from Ms. Wh1te about you will be more enjoyable
to read. I will be nice and spare you the gory details.

Warmest regards,
Ms. Cr0k1n

Feel free to send Pat any bad reports about Mr. LazyBones Toughguy, Cammy. And remind him of who's boss around here. Smile

Armstr0ng and Ism@il Oluw@seun are leaving soon!! Less than an hour!
jump_4_joy

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to pat
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject RE: benin hotel recommendations for you.

Greetings Pat, I shoulb be on my way to Benin by 4pm, i still await the form for
my secretary as you said in your previous, i will get back to you when i have
arrived with the hotel name where i will spend the night with my secretary, i
look forward for the form so that we can get everything done here before our
departure. I wait your fast response. Warmest Regards.
Amstr0ng.
====
from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject Re: benin hotel recommendations for you.

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

Thank you for the update on your travel plans. I believe that I attached the
form to one of the emails, but in case it didn't go through, I will attach it to
this one. Yes, please let me know where you will be staying tonight, and I
hope it will be comfortable for you. Please have a nice and safe trip.

Warmest regards,
Pat
attachment: 1D10-T2.jpg

Hey, I just noticed...He's using Pat's phrase, "Warmest regards."
This is looking good. Very good. Very Happy

[/b]

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:50 pm

^^ He's turning into a grand prize. he not only volunteered to go to benin, he isn't even complaining about the hotel. I am startiing to thing his 'secretary' is the finacial backer of this whole thing.

I sure hope he isn't proficient with a machette when the truth is revealed. Shocked

Did you know P@rc National du W du Niger is just up the road from Pendjari and Arli n@tional park appears to be connected to Pendjari but is across the border in Burkina faso?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:21 pm

@MG - Hmmm. Interesting. You don't suppose that there will be a rampaging elephant who destroys our recently constructed venue in Pendjari, do you? After all the hard work Pat put in, that would piss her off, royally. Very Happy

More from our intrepid travellers.

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to Patricia
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject Thanks for the Info!!

Thanks for the email Pat, It's my pleasure to read from you, I got the form for
my secretary, He will do as you said, last thing i will like to know, after he
has snapped and send you the photos as required, how will he identify himself
at the park to the security and also let me know the if he need to bring my
companys' ID with him or what will he show the security to verify his
indentification?

Hope to read from you,

Regards,

Amstr0ng.
-----
from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject Re: Thanks for the Info!!

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

Your secretary will not have to show the park security the photo or your company
ID. It is only required to be sent here and I will show our private security at
the 5imba C@mp. Our own security staff are not affiliated with the park security
in any way. You may only need to show the park entrance people standard ID,
like driver's license or passport or something, maybe.
Now you are saying what will he need...You yourself are coming to 5imba 5afari
C@mp as well, Mr. Armstr0ng I hope. Only you yourself may pick up your cash we
have for you. We will not give it to your secretary under any circumstances
without your presence and consent in person here. You are both coming, correct?

Warmest regards,
Pat

I'm sick of the hand-holding! Let's get this show on the road! Very Happy

And send me the secretary's pic...please.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:42 pm

Update from Armstr0ng. Whew, for a minute there, I thought he was just going to send his secretary.

Quote:

from Amstrong
to pat
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009 at 11:41 PM
subject Re: Thanks for the Info!!

Yes, i will be coming there too, we are about to move now, thanks for the update.

The pressure seems to be working on Dr. David O., but he still screws it up! Oh, Just Jane, why didn't we listen, and not try to make him a Moosie. He is so aggravating! Pages 9 and 10 show up, but he majorly on purpose messes up the form. Maybe he is a shy boi, and that is not his pic glued to the form. Mad

Quote:

from David O
to pat
date Wed, Sep 30, 2009
subject Missing Doc.

Updates

attachments: page 9 and page 10, and incorrect ID-10t form

Incorrectly done! But worth a look. His ID-10T form.
http://www.4shared.com/file/136558385/c9ad7078/1_online.html

pages 9 and 10 of the Agent Application
http://www.4shared.com/file/136558403/ed5849c0/page_9.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/136558420/46677af8/page_10.html

===
from Patricia
to David O
date Thu, Oct 1, 2009
subject Re: Missing Doc.

Dear Dr. David O.,

You have made yet another mistake. Not following directions on the security
photo. We need a NEW picture taken, with you holding the security form to
your chest, with your fingers holding the paper on the edges where the dots
are. Please make the proper correction and re-submit your security photo.
The other pages are fine and I thank you for those.

You now have about one hour and a half to take the picture, scan and send it
to me. The deadline of today stands for all forms to be submitted.

Warmest regards,
Pat

GGRRRWWWWOOOO! Evil or Very Mad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:07 pm

Another M00sie update. Man, what a busy day! I'm bushed. typing

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to pat
date Thu, Oct 1, 2009
subject here is the return form for my secretary!!

Hello Pat,

Here is the return for the form ID, I am on my way now, i will email you when
i get to Benin, Keep me updated and has Jack arrived?
I will write you latter.

Regards,

Amstr0ng.
attachment:

Introducing, Ism@il Oluw@seun, secretary and possible financial backer. Here is his security form photo ID10T2: Very Happy

http://www.4shared.com/file/136570163/2bd5722/SDC10554.html

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:55 pm

Haha, great Very Happy

Wow, you were really typing a lot. Safari fever that can´t be cured.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:23 am

D4rlingt0n got back to Cammy with this picture:

Quote:

This the picture of the you requested from me.I hope it will serve the purpose that you need it for.Be rest assure that we are going to have a good working relationship and i promise to give out my best to see that the company progress.
I will be waiting to hear from you ,the proposal you have for me so that i can be proactive in handling the work.

Cammy wasn't happy:

Quote:

That is not the form I sent you! What the Hel are you trying to do? We don't allow home-made forms and you should know that - I've attached the proper form so you can use that.
Also - I've asked twice already for your bare torso shots, front and back, and explained that it's important. You've ignored me both times! What the Hel is the matter with you?
I'm giving you a big opportunity that very few get and you're just snobbing me, which I don't like.

Cammy's being very mild. I'm saving the obscenities for maximum effect.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:36 am

Great

yeah, we need to see a bare idiot for our agents database, who has nothing to hide.
Interesting outfit. Get him a cylinder and he can get a rabbit out off it.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:01 pm

If he does what he says, I'll be very surprised.

Quote:

The problem maybe from the photographer who took the shot,i will try and see who can get a clear copy of the written information on the ID-10T and send you the torso shot.Today is our 49th independent so there is holiday in my country today.I send it as soon as a get the best shot that will show the information.

Cammy was frosty:

Quote:

I don't want to hear "I will try" from you. I want to hear that you've done it, and to see the pix.
I've been getting hassled constantly over why you and others aren't up to speed and I'm losing patience pretty fast!

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:36 pm

wow, a very productive day indeed Cool

I can only expect after these exciting times we'll have months of nothing, such is the life of a international modeling company. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:52 pm

Armst0ng and Ismail have not checked in yet with Pat. I suspect they are still traveling somewhere along the 750 mile route to Pendj@ri from Lagos. Pat did get a message from David O. this morning, though.

Quote:

from David O
to Patricia
date Thu, Oct 1, 2009
subject Thanks

Patricia Cr0k1n,

Thanks for the observation.

Urgent action is well in place. Today is a public holiday here marking the
Independence anniversary celebration.

Receipt for tomorrow.

My regards.

Dr.David O

Tomorrow will not do!! "Holidays" are no excuse. I smell smoke. Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:08 pm

Say Farewell to Dr. David O. Very Happy

{No worries...he'll be back..} Wink

Quote:

from Pa@ricia Cr0k1n
to David O
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009

subject No Thanks

Dear Dr. David O.,

My observation of you is that you do not possess or use a calendar or a watch.
You also have no prescience, which is a required and highly valued attribute of
all of our agents worldwide. You also dismiss all of our management's requests.
You seem to think that your way of doing things (i.e. wasting our time) will
please us and is ok. You are entirely wrong about that. You seem to think we
enjoy wasting our breath on you.

I think you may have the intelligence of a bullfrog and your flowery language is
not impressive at all to me. It sounds like the croaking of a bullfrog during mating
season and is just as intelligible. I know that my cat, M0lly M00 McG00, is
smarter than you are. She knows exactly what time breakfast, lunch, and dinner
is. She also knows when bedtime is as well, and comes in from her hunting trips
outside on time every time. You, on the other hand, are dumber than a stump.
In fact, it might be an insult to stumps to call you that.

Using "holidays" as an excuse to miss important deadlines is not acceptable.
Deadlines will always be met by our agents or there will be conseqences for
them. We have given you more than enough of our time and have been more than
patient with you. You were given adequate instructions and warnings about the
consequences of your unacceptable behavior. You chose to ignore them, not send
us the required security photo as instructed, and so you have given me no choice
but to burn your application.

Goodbye, Dr. David O. Go croak in someone else's ear. I'm sick of the
sound of you. You decided to test me, and you lost. That is a sure sign of
stupidity. Nobody is allowed to test me at this company, just as we are not
allowed to test God Himself. Over and out.

Sincerely,
Ms. P@tricia Cr0k1n

@JustJane - Thanks for the line about "it being an insult to stumps!" Very Happy

I really liked that line. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:44 pm

Houston, the Eagle has landed. Very Happy

41.191.86.129

41.191.84.0 - 41.191.87.255
netname: OTI-20081118
descr: Omnium des Telecom et de l'internet
country: BJ
admin-c: DB3440-AFRINIC
tech-c: DB3440-AFRINIC
org: ORG-OTI1-AFRINIC
status: ALLOCATED PA
mnt-by: AFRINIC-HM-MNT
mnt-lower: OTI-MNT
source: AFRINIC # Filtered
parent: 41.0.0.0 - 41.255.255.255

organisation: ORG-OTI1-AFRINIC
org-name: Omnium des Telecom et de l'internet
org-type: LIR
country: BJ
address: 03BP 3049
address: Akpaka Sodjatime
address: Cotonou, Benin

Quote:

from Amstr0ng
to Patrici@ Cr0k1n
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009 at 2:56 AM
subject Re: Thanks for the Info!!

Hello Pat;

How are you doing i just wanted to let you kno that i have arrived to Parak0u in
Benin, it was a very long jorney for me and my secretary, we left Nigeria
yesterday with the hope that we will make down to Pendjar1 but unforunately it
was late when we got to Benin but it was very late when we arrived so we have
to spend the night in Cotonu State and we continue with the jorney this morning;
Parak0u is about ç hours from Cotonu so we also arrived late here in Parak0u; I
would have send you email but i could not have acess to internet on my phone
so i have to locate a cyber cafe here to talk to you; I will be arriving at the
5imba 5afari camp by 11am tomorrow so i will like you to make the necessary
arrangement on how to reach you at the camp because i may not be able to get
acess to internet when i got to Pendjar1 nation@l p@rk so tell me how to go over
to you tomorrow by 11am; I am exhaused that me and my secretary could not be
able to book hotel for tonight and no money for going back to Nigeria so please
make it convinient for me to reach you tomorrow by 11am, I will check my email
at the same cafe tomorrow before i depart to Pendjar1, I await your response:

Regards,

Amstr0ng

Frumpy and I are plotting as I speak. Stay tuned for exciting developments! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:00 pm

Quote:

I am exhaused that me and my secretary could not be
able to book hotel for tonight and no money for going back to Nigeria

Poor Armstrong.

ooo the options are endless

http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4SUNA_enUS317US317&q=pendjari%20map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wl

Diapoga sounds like a nice place. I wonder if they have any cafes there?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:29 pm

awwww - no money for going back to Nigeria. How sad. What kind of secretary does he have that doesn't bring enough cash "just in case"? If I treated my boss that way, I'd be fired immediately. Oh well, a few nights camping out, waiting for the bus to show up to take him to you-know-where should really help set that secretary straight.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:56 pm

Beeeautiful, and congrats Thumbs up

M00seknuckle rocks, who would have thought Moses becomes such a well-trained lad after all your continous month-long arguments? That must have added a lot to your credibility.

Quote:

i could not have acess to internet on my phone

Tell him to sell that phone to make it up to ... whereever farther North Very Happy

or to sell his monsieur le secrétaire Cool

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:08 pm

Pat will write them tonight, and tell them to get on the bus going to Natitingou, and from there, grab transport to the park. Meet us at 11AM, sharp at the park office, inside the park. They are about 300 miles from the park right now. Something tells me they won't make it by then. Wink

A crisis will occur at lunchtime! Oh no! Very Happy

And why didn't that idiot Armstrong not buy a Benin simcard for his phone? Did Pat or did she not tell him that all agents will be available by phone 24/7? This decision will surely cost him! Evil or Very Mad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:14 am

Good Morning, weary travelers. Hope you slept well in your car or under the shade tree last night in that 89F 70% atmosphere during the thunderstorm. Very Happy

Quote:

from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009 at 8:59 AM
subject Welcome to Benin. I'm so glad you made it.

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

I was at dinner when you wrote to me, so I'm sorry it took me so long to write
back to you. Directly after dinner, there was the Niger models jewelry show,
followed by dancing. Those Niger models are simply stunning, and their diamond
encrusted gold jewelry really stood out amidst their flawless deep dark skin.
Oh, they looked amazingly chewy strutting their stuff along the catwalk. I got
the shivers, they excited me so much. I'm sorry you were not here to see it.
I think you would have been throbbing in your chairs during the show.

Oh, I'm so glad you wrote to me. I was getting worried that maybe you got into
an accident on the highway or something. African roads can be very dangerous.
Did you drive your car, or did you take the bus?
You don't have enough money to get a hotel room for the evening? Where will
you sleep? Outside? I hope not, because we got some rain earlier this evening.
How will you take a bath? Please make sure you are clean when you arrive.
What is wrong with your phone? Didn't you buy a new simcard when you got into
Benin? Now, how will I call you if I need you right away? Didn't I tell you
that agents need to be available 24/7? I thought I did. Why don't you see if you
can find one in Parak0u before you leave for the Park? At least it will work
part of the way near the big cities.

To get the remaining distance to the park, take the highway northeast out of
Parak0u toward Natiting0u, and from Natiting0u to the park is just 50 km.
Enter the park through the main gate and meet us at the park office at 11AM
sharp. We will have someone there to pick you up and take you to 5imba
5afari Camp. We choose the office, as it's easier for our guests to find.

We look forward to seeing you tomorrow, and I hope you can make it for the
steak and lobster luncheon. We are having the best steaks in the world flown
here from Kansas City, USA, and the best lobsters from Maine. You will not want
to miss this! It's going to be mouth-wateringly delicious. You will never in
your lives have a better meal than what we have in store tomorrow! If you miss
this, you might want to shoot yourselves! haha.

Oh, before I forget, I wanted to tell you about a monkey incident that occurred
today. During the model show, a pack of monkeys broke in through the kitchen
door and ran all through our venue. One of them jumped on my shoulder and bit
me under my ear! Luckily he was small and I was able to get him off of me
before he did any real damage. The wounds are not too deep, and I'm ok now.
But, one of the Niger models was not so lucky. One of the monkeys ran right up
her bare leg as she was turning on the catwalk, bit her on the chest and hand,
and caused her to tumble off her 6 inch heels onto the floor 3 feet below the
catwalk. She suffered a broken leg, and had to be airlifted to Naimey Hospital.
The staff here quickly rounded up the marauding monkeys, all 6 of them, and the
show continued after a 30 minute drink break. I wonder what got into those
monkeys? They don't usually act that way do they? Well, at least they won't
be bothering us here any more. The doctor told us to keep the monkeys caged
for awhile and he asked for one to be shipped to the hospital along with the
model. Whatever for? Why not just take them out in the forest far away,
and let them go? Oh, well. It's late, and I must get some rest! 3AM almost!

Good night, and I'll see you two later today.

Warmest regards,
Pat

Fireworks show begins around 1PM Benin time. Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:57 am

Note - Cammy will be off the grid from now until Sunday evening AEST; she's probably travelling (urgent agent work), so we'll see until then. You might want to mention that she's a busy and hard-working employee, unlike some slackers out there...

Such as those stupid gits on their way to Simba, mired in their own stupidity.

Top class stuff! beers!

all round!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:41 pm

Dr. David O. sends Pat his ID-10T Security Photo. Very Happy

It's properly done, although a bit on the small side. His pic is still glued in the middle of the form. Laughing

Too bad he missed the deadline....

He also makes the mistake of giving Pat more of his lip. Twisted Evil

This will cost him even more! Twisted Evil

Quote:

from David O
to pat
date Fri, Oct 2, 2009
subject Fw: ID

Patrici@ Cr0k1n,

Health hazzards are uncalled for to everyone okay particularly when it is a
slight incurement..

here is the I.D photograph as required.

If my Agency weren't interested,you wouldn't be having this required particulars
processed as visioned. Then caution is the most vital instinct.Awaiting your
prompt response.

Thanks.

Dr.David o

Pat will exercise caution while stiking the match. Laughing

On a happier note, no word from our two safari lads. They are probably pissed about now! Laughing

M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody	View next topic View previous topic