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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:38 am |
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As MoP suggested it, I made a topic for it on it's own.
I originally posted this in the goofy crap topic from the General Chat.
After 10 months with a vlad (and I'm quite proud of it, I'm targetting the year!), I finally made it write me some nasty stuff.
Maybe it uses babelfish or another translation software, as indicated by the brackets.
Best parts bolded by me.
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Now, to approach to you, has taken through trousers for your advantage and would compress them so that you have felt me! Then, I would throw off from you a shirt, I would lick your dummies! And I am sure, that already it would excite you. I would iron your cock through trousers while it will not be firm . Then I have unbuttoned your trousers and have lowered them! I would pull together from you your cowards..... About yes, it what I searched. It strong, it is ready to processing. I would move a hand on it upwards downwards... And yes, I would swallow it up to the basis that you could feel my passion to you.. I would do{make} this that slowly, licking, quickly having sucked it{him}, as a sugar candy... And it{he} would become such strong as a stone and it very much would please me!
Then your turn as I too was very much excited, between legs at me it is already wet... it demands, that it have caressed.. And yes, I know, that you will make. You will exempt me from clothes... You will caress my breast so that has risen dummies.. Then you will go down all below and below... And to reach mine pussy.. It already simply trembles anticipating that pleasure, that to it now will get. And yes, it that long-awaited touch of your language to mine pussy! And I am begun with a fever from excitation which I receive... You very intensively start to lick me, and I want the even greater...
Then you take the cock and with force enter into me.. So that I have moaned.. Your cock very strong and I feel its each cell of my vagina!! And your movements are so fine, that I at once receive Orgazm! But I do not want, that you stopped. I am there and then excited and I want, that you continued!! I want, that you have terminated in me!! I want to feel a push from sperm. As though eruption of a volcano.. My groans are distributed everywhere! And yes, I feel, that the culmination already close.. Still pair pushes and you will finish!!! Yes, yes, yes.... We have made it... I have felt your jet, as eruption of a volcano!!! I have received a sheer pleasure which I never received!!! You the best! I want, that we have repeated it.. And you not against.. And all begins all over again!!!!!
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What worries me the most is the ironing of my cock in my trousers
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_________________ "You are the most worsted beast i have ever come across"- P4tr1ck S4mb0
"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
"You are probably the patient of psychiatrystic hospital" - Oks4n4 Ch4yk4
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-S4m 07/01/08-Ongoing
-An4st4s1y4 (Vlad) 11/26/08-Ongoing "I would iron your cock through trousers while it will not be firm"
-0um4r (Hitlad) 11/28/08-Ongoing
-Y4o 02/19/09-Ongoing
-Ver0nika (Vlad) 384d
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:44 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's incredible!
Nice work! I'm still trying to figure out how to string a lad along for so long...they get to the payment business so quickly. |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:08 am |
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The only reason you are worried about the ironing of your cock, is because you have got cowardly genitals:
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Then I have unbuttoned your trousers and have lowered them! I would pull together from you your cowards |
'Quite proud' of 10 months with a Vlad???? That is an amazing length of time! Brilliant brilliant work!! |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:43 pm |
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My groans are distributed everywhere! |
Thanks to the internet he's gotten his wish. |
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LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:32 pm |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:34 pm |
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I got about half way through that before I realized he wasn't trying to scare you. |
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BroodjeBal
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Sep 2009
Posts: 34
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:06 pm |
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haha lol... let's see where my 3l3na takes me... |
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Knid
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2009
Posts: 166
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:15 pm |
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After reading that, I can cut glass with my dummies. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:19 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:58 pm |
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And yes, it that long-awaited touch of your language to mine pussy! |
My concern is that she wants you to talk dirty to her cat... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Dabillder
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 83
Location: in a glass cage of emotion
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Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:17 am |
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I want to feel a push from sperm?
Who would say something like that? |
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I want to assur you that first time i will set my eyes on you..I will hug you...and give you.. a.. terible kiss
I am sorry I don't have naked picture also my name is not mugu -- Anne Mugan
if he hurt you i am going to keep his ass as soon as i arrive to the US. -- good ole Victor Kwasigha
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:46 am |
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I want, that you have terminated in me |
Should be a hell of an autopsy |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:48 pm |
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I've taken a crack at a Vlad-ette and never got anywhere. Congrats!
It must have taken it quite some time to Babelfish all that nasty stuff.
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I would lick your dummies! And I am sure, that already it would excite you. |
And who wouldn't be excited at having his dummies licked? |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:53 pm |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:04 pm |
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She needs to be a VPA to Sp00ners, or at least teach them to excite our honourable guru.
A new benchmark for Vlad baiters. so impressive!!! |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
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Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:23 pm |
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You can't cut that!
Got to be the longest (and best) sig line quote |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Posted:
Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:31 am |
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Thanks for your comments everyone |
_________________ "You are the most worsted beast i have ever come across"- P4tr1ck S4mb0
"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
"You are probably the patient of psychiatrystic hospital" - Oks4n4 Ch4yk4
x4 x7
x64 x11
(co-bait with MoP)
-S4m 07/01/08-Ongoing
-An4st4s1y4 (Vlad) 11/26/08-Ongoing "I would iron your cock through trousers while it will not be firm"
-0um4r (Hitlad) 11/28/08-Ongoing
-Y4o 02/19/09-Ongoing
-Ver0nika (Vlad) 384d
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:29 am |
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