Could I be "truly" dead?

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Dr. Tund3 L3mo wants to know:

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During the auditing and closing of all financial records of the Central Bank Of Nigeria (CBN) it was discovered from the records of outstanding to be transfer to your account but then will had that you are dead, now that I find your email address and some personal information, I decide to mail you just to confirm if you are dead truly,

I'm thinking of replying with a line from the Wizard of Oz:

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(I am) not only merely dead, (I'm) really most sincerely dead."

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:43 am

Do it!

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:50 am

Oh yes, do it, definitely Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:00 am

I like baiting these by claiming that I am indeed dead but am communicating via a spirit medium Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:25 am

And if you do a phone call, you could use electronic voice phenomenon

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I sent it. I put the "dead" in the middle of a bunch of lad-like gibberish:

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My Dear Mr. Lem0

Please allow me to take this opportunity to express my sincere thanks for your very information email and for compensation and overdue payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria and Federal Reserve Bank in New York in the year 2009.
I do confirm that I am due compensations for the matters to which you refer and will be most pleased to receive what is my natural due.
However I'm afraid you have my bank details incorrect however I do not wish to put said details into an open email as I'm sure you can understand, being a professional man yourself. There is always a chance that someone with less integrity than your esteemed self may find a way to criminally intercept such details and use them for illegal purposes and I certainly do not wish that to happen.
My bank account has rather a large balance and to have it siphoned off by thieves would be a disaster of epic proportions to me. SO - I will give you my other details and my bank account designation in a separate attachment when I hear back from you that I am indeed the person for whom you are searching. And to confirm your question I am not only truly and merely dead but really most sincerely dead.
Thank you for attention to this matter and I will be urgently awaiting word from you, along with some form of ID so I know that you are indeed who you claim to be. I know you will not take offense at this as we all know in matters of business it's far better to be safe than sorry. This is just a formality as I realize you are in a position which requires the utmost in sincerity, caution and integrity.

I guess he just read the part about my big bank account, and fired off a reply within 12 minutes, supposedly from the United Nations on "behalves" of Mr. Lem0.