Epic reply from a vlad

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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:38 am

As MoP suggested it, I made a topic for it on it's own.
I originally posted this in the goofy crap topic from the General Chat.

After 10 months with a vlad (and I'm quite proud of it, I'm targetting the year!), I finally made it write me some nasty stuff.

Maybe it uses babelfish or another translation software, as indicated by the brackets.

Best parts bolded by me.

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Now, to approach to you, has taken through trousers for your advantage and would compress them so that you have felt me! Then, I would throw off from you a shirt, I would lick your dummies! And I am sure, that already it would excite you. I would iron your cock through trousers while it will not be firm . Then I have unbuttoned your trousers and have lowered them! I would pull together from you your cowards..... About yes, it what I searched. It strong, it is ready to processing. I would move a hand on it upwards downwards... And yes, I would swallow it up to the basis that you could feel my passion to you.. I would do{make} this that slowly, licking, quickly having sucked it{him}, as a sugar candy... And it{he} would become such strong as a stone and it very much would please me!
Then your turn as I too was very much excited, between legs at me it is already wet... it demands, that it have caressed.. And yes, I know, that you will make. You will exempt me from clothes... You will caress my breast so that has risen dummies.. Then you will go down all below and below... And to reach mine pussy.. It already simply trembles anticipating that pleasure, that to it now will get. And yes, it that long-awaited touch of your language to mine pussy! And I am begun with a fever from excitation which I receive... You very intensively start to lick me, and I want the even greater...
Then you take the cock and with force enter into me.. So that I have moaned.. Your cock very strong and I feel its each cell of my vagina!! And your movements are so fine, that I at once receive Orgazm! But I do not want, that you stopped. I am there and then excited and I want, that you continued!! I want, that you have terminated in me!! I want to feel a push from sperm. As though eruption of a volcano.. My groans are distributed everywhere! And yes, I feel, that the culmination already close.. Still pair pushes and you will finish!!! Yes, yes, yes.... We have made it... I have felt your jet, as eruption of a volcano!!! I have received a sheer pleasure which I never received!!! You the best! I want, that we have repeated it.. And you not against.. And all begins all over again!!!!!

What worries me the most is the ironing of my cock in my trousers
Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:44 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's incredible! Laughing

Nice work! I'm still trying to figure out how to string a lad along for so long...they get to the payment business so quickly.

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:08 am

The only reason you are worried about the ironing of your cock, is because you have got cowardly genitals:

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Then I have unbuttoned your trousers and have lowered them! I would pull together from you your cowards

'Quite proud' of 10 months with a Vlad???? That is an amazing length of time! Brilliant brilliant work!!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:43 pm

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My groans are distributed everywhere!

Thanks to the internet he's gotten his wish.

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:32 pm

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You will caress my breast so that has risen dummies.

Made my day! Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:34 pm

I got about half way through that before I realized he wasn't trying to scare you. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Sep 2009 Posts: 34

haha lol... let's see where my 3l3na takes me...

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

After reading that, I can cut glass with my dummies. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:19 pm

luckey wrote:

I got about half way through that before I realized he wasn't trying to scare you. Laughing

Me too! I thought it was a threat, at first. Then (s)he got all nasty talking about risen dummies and stuff.

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:58 pm

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And yes, it that long-awaited touch of your language to mine pussy!

My concern is that she wants you to talk dirty to her cat...

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:17 am

I want to feel a push from sperm?
Who would say something like that?

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:46 am

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I want, that you have terminated in me

Should be a hell of an autopsy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I've taken a crack at a Vlad-ette and never got anywhere. Congrats!

It must have taken it quite some time to Babelfish all that nasty stuff.

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I would lick your dummies! And I am sure, that already it would excite you.

And who wouldn't be excited at having his dummies licked?

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:53 pm

For some reason, I just got an image of a vlad going around licking those crash test dummies... Shocked

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:04 pm

She needs to be a VPA to Sp00ners, or at least teach them to excite our honourable guru.

A new benchmark for Vlad baiters. so impressive!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:23 pm

You can't cut that!
Got to be the longest (and best) sig line quote Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:31 am

Thanks for your comments everyone Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:29 am

Can you get a picture of her licking a dummy? Laughing