Lad has fallen on my lap. GAME TIME!

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 6

So i am at a friend's house and she has just received an IM message... instant recognition as a 419. So I'm taking over and so far i am trying to see what their script is. Keeping yall updated.

EM

EDIT: im nick is westernunions11 on AOL AIM... Person has logged off...

EDIT#2: He's back on... and a slap had to be handed out.

EDIT#3: Damn... I think I baited too hard. Oh well, log follows.

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[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:29:17 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
am here with we have to comfirm ur full name and ur address

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:29:32 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
why did u sign off?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:30:05 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: I think you did.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:30:11 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
nope

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:30:23 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: You gotta tell the IT boys over at WU to fix their networks.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:30:23 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
how old are u ?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:30:39 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: 23
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:30:47 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
what do u do for work ?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:31:18 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: I'm a female stimulant assembler. I make dildos.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:31:28 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:31:41 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
and are u ready to get ur cash now ?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:31:56 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Only after i ask you a few questions.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:32:06 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
yes go ahead and ask

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:32:09 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: I'm curious about this contest or whatever i won.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:32:17 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: What was the premise?
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:32:16 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
why?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:32:25 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Curiosity i guess
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:32:38 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
honestly with u

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:33:16 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
u will surely get this cash am talking and u will meet me in person and u sign ur document then u get ur cash

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:33:32 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
now u will have to pay for the deleivery

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:33:34 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:33:46 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Yeah I know, but what is the process?
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:34:11 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
i have ur form here that was fill with ur name now

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:34:29 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
it is for u to sign on it as soon as we get to ur door

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:34:38 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Which form? I clearly remember not filling out any forms.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:34:37 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
this honest

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:07 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
no no no the document with us here

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:19 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
u will see them as soon as we get to ur door

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:20 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:30 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
u will see this is real honest

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:31 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:35 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: I mean... i would know if i did fill out anything for this contest.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:35:51 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: so if i did but i don't remember then there must be something wrong right?
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:36:03 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
yes sure u will see the document when we get to ur door

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:36:05 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:36:35 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
we are not here to fool people bcoz we want all people to be happy

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:36:46 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
we want to make u too happy

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:36:51 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: but that's the thing though... can't you just send it to me to see if i did fill it out?
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:36:50 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:37:11 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
listen to us

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:37:28 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: I am. i'm not following you though
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:00 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
we only get ur name now for the document and ur home address for us to meet u in person

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:06 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
thats is it

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:15 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: You have my name.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:22 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: I gave it to you like 15 minutes ago.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:22 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
and mind u we are coming with ur cash

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:26 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Same for address.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:38 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
yes i have ur name down here

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:44 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Okay.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:38:45 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
yes we have them all

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:39:00 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: All? I only have one name and one address.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:39:02 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
now u will have to pay for the deleivery to ur door

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:39:20 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
yes we have it down here

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:39:29 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: idk... i'm not exactly filthy rich
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:39:47 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
$300 for the fees

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:39:55 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: on welfare and on social security
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:40:06 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: and i barelay have enough left to feed my kids
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:40:42 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: so if you are tryting to get me this money we will have to work thingsd out
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:40:53 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
now tell me how much u have now that u can deposit then when u get ur money u pay for the remaining fees

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:41:31 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:41:56 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: let's see... i have about $3 in change right now, and i also have five or six big garbage cans worth of cans and bottles.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:42:12 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: so in total i have like $10 or $15
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:42:33 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
u see its not working out

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:42:39 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: but i have a kid i can give you. I'll give you my youngest.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:42:51 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
u can only try to get juz 100

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:42:56 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
for what ?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:43:06 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: no yuou don't understand, with this money i can finally be able to travel to Nigeria to find my oldest son's father.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:43:36 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: He's a successful scammer and he promised me he'd pay for diapers and formula but he took off last week
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:43:48 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: and i'm struggling to pay the bills
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:44:08 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: so hence my offer to you. In exchange for the winnings yo can have my youngest child.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:44:24 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
we are not here for that

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:44:25 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
ok

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:44:38 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: she's a cutie and would make any man verry happy.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:44:48 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: Then what ARE you here for?
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:45:07 PM] w3st3rnun10ns11:
u kiding urself now or what ?

[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:45:17 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: either we work this out or i'll just play scratch tickets
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:45:26 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: No, I AM SERIOUS.
[Sat Sep 26 2009 09:45:35 PM] p1ge0nk1ll4h2001: you have 30 seconds.

EM

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:34 am

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either we work this out or i'll just play scratch tickets

Nice slap. Very Happy

[paranoia]Is that your friend's personal ID? Shocked

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