Crazy work! (contains traces of train & McDonalds)

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:47 pm

Catcher In The Lie wrote:

I put a frozen pizza in the oven the other night @400 degrees. I told my husband I can not believe the directions actually say "do no remove with bare hands" Shocked

Did it also tell you to remove cardboard before placing in oven?

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:32 pm

^^ Yes.... and the cellophane it was wrapped in as well. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:44 pm

I also am particularly fond of cake boxes that have "open other end" stamped on the bottom. Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:37 am

I noticed a strange warning on my over-the-stove microwave oven when I installed it, "Do not let children hang from open door".

As opposed to a closed door? Confused

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:47 pm

Ha! We could go on and on. How about the little ketchup packets that have the line across one corner ....just so you know where to open it. Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:08 pm

I love the writing on the front of a claymore.

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:43 pm

I had a packet of animal crackers that said "Do not eat if seal is broken"
I checked each cracker, and would you believe it......

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I have to say I love this sentence on all my bank literature

"For 24 hour lost and stolen cards, Please call the number on the reverse of your card"

Simply, I mean I've lost my card or had it stolen how the flip am I to ring the number on the reverse of my card?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:51 am

I was in a restroom somewhere and it had one of those hand towel dispensers that was a real linen loop instead of paper. The sign said 'warning: do not put your head in the loop' Shocked

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