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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:08 pm

My mood lately has put me in a slump and I have no desire to play with these turds. But, when you have a good pet, it's probably not a good idea to just let him disappear.

after a few days of no contact with Jack, Armstr0ng M0ses is getting restless.

Quote:

Good Day Mr. Jack,

I haven't heard from you neither from Emily or Mr. White, Let me know today if my service is still needed? i haven't been doing anything since I started working with the company and i don't like it, I am a single man with much ability and time for success, What are your intentions on me? Mr. Jack open up to me, I always waited here after business hours to read your email but it seems the company does not show any concern about my work and it's hurt when someone leave his own job to join another party and they keep him waiting all the time and as you know, I have no other money income now, I relied on the company or do you need any other proof of trust? Let me know.

Besides the offices phone number is always on voice mail even during the working hour, are you for real? I am confuse when such a progressive company does not have a valid phone number, I gave you my phone number still no call, I need to know if this is not a wasting of my time, reach me on the phone number below.

More so, I got a remind letter from the Legal practitioners and solicitors yesterday on my last discussion with them on the incorporating a private limited liability company, they ask why i keep silent on the matter but i haven't show any response to them and I also received a remind letter from the Capital C0nsult Limited on procurement of government documents, I was asked to let them know if i am still interested, I implore you to get back to me on the issues on ground because I don't want to be called a liar again.

Time matter most!!

Thanks.

Amstrong.

fine then, he wants to play.

Mr Moses

I apologize for my delays in contacting you, I hope you are well. We have been very busy the past few weeks getting ready for our autumn festival at the end of September and that project is taking much of my time. This years event will be quite spectacular and we have had promises from many of our clients that they will attend. These events are what allow many of our agents to impress the clients and is a great opportunity for advancement. I know you are having financial difficulties, so I have not asked you to attend the event. It is however unfortunate, but I understand.

I have spoken with Emily today and she said she will be contacting you in the next day or two in preperation for the money transfer. If I remember correctly she has all of the details and will be contacting you later.

Sincerely

Jack

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:16 pm

^^Slaphappy and I tried two times on two different days to call him, phone always unavailable, the female operator says.

News from Darl1ngton:

Quote:

Dear Randy,

How are you?it has been long since you write to me i hope all is well with you.I want to know if the company are still interested in the beauty pageant or have the deleted the proposal because of the Yankar1 incident.

I want to correct an impression or statement you made concerning i doing any work for the company.I work as a mediator between Late Jack and the mooseknukle Nigeria group that did a research on 0budu Cattle Ranch earlier this year.I was also the brain behind the drawing of the parrot,the theme logo, and the marketing statement to back it up.So you can see for yourself that i have been committed towards giving m00seknukle the best.I want to remind you of the agent that has been due for me as the human resource manager i think you be in a better position to tell me my fate.

Despite a voluminous and often fervent literature on "income distribution," the cold fact is that most income is not distributed: It is earned.”

Awaits your comment.

Best Regard,

Darl1ngton.

hahaha

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:17 pm

Cheers Frumpy, he's an idiot.

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:16 pm

And here is another new star on the M00seknuckle horizon (what a crazy metaphor is that!):

Quote:

From: [email protected]
IP: 196.1.177.242
Subject: Receipt
: 1.0

R O,

Thanks for your updates.

Then we are not well pleased with your response and expressions to our last updates and information to this quest. An outfit had been well legally registered to commence excellent business with your Organisation and we should expect sound but encouraging complimentary receipt of our Company's registration/formal application and your own attached application forms comes up forth to fulfillment.

We are obbessed to onwards but strict attachments to this goal.

You will receive this form well hand filled today as our models are there to showcase their qualities once signalled..

Thanks.

Dr.David O

234-xxx

Ge ahead, man! You talk too much.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:03 am

I had some catching up to do in this topic (damned internet provider with their crappy service), but: great work! Nice pictures and good to see here are new victims on the horizon Smile

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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:21 am

Out of boredom I also invited a few 100 love lads and Russian romance scammers (a.k.a. vlads).
This is the first one who replies favourably, and it´s all there, TheBat! and everything:

Ekaterina wrote:

77.40.105.197 Russian Federation (Yoshkar-ola)
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v4.0.24) Professional
I can give you 3 models of girls they very beautiful and are ready to earn money how you think???

Somehow I think a video request would not be bad for her Smile

- Is anyone of you the ""? Reply no. 2 from them looks more like deeducation to me...

Quote:

Dear R O .

Thank you for your response to our email and your willingness to carryout humaniterean intervention of this nature,
the amount Will be deposted and certified in full value in a bank whom will transfer the money to you in your country where you can have access to the funds draw out your proposer and area of interest in carryingout these services.
Please note that you will need to sign an agreement letter that these funds will use in truth,and in good faith.
As a result of this an agreement letter is hereby attached for you to sign and send back to us.
On reciept of these agreement letter we shall give you details of the bank to enable you contact them for the release of this funds.Once agian thanks for this noble step you have taken.
Best regard
Mr.Andy AIec

41.220.75.16 Nigeria ^^Who of you is responsible for that? Smile

I like it.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:24 pm

Cammy's darling is still in it:

Quote:

How are you today?i have not heard from you concerning what i told you to find out for me,i hope things are moving fine as you plan.Mr.Randy told me that you have an offer for me and i have been expecting to hear it from you to no avail.I hope you still believe in my capacity and trust me.

I am looking forward to work to you and change the things that seem impossible because with God all things are possible.I will like to hear from you soonest so that we can progress to the next level.

When spider webs unite they can entangle a lion.

But Cammy is persistent:

Quote:

Randy's right, there are plans, and they're good ones, but we have to get all the ducks in a row first, and one thing I need from you is a fresh set of ID photos, as per the standard protocol.

I also need a torso shot from you, front and back, shirtless of course.

This could get us right in the catbird seat!

"There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads to fortune: On such full sea we are now afloat, and we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures."

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:08 pm

To Darl1ngton:

Quote:

Hello again, Dar1ington

This is indeed an exciting autumn season and your idea of a 2010 beauty pageant in the lovely nation of Nigeria, the Giant of Africa, is not at all put on hold. i think Camm1e Wh1te is dealing with you, isn´t she?
As far as I am concerned, I´m a bit involved into football association sponsorships, it´s a bit if a side job, this way I´m promoting the youth offspring.
Best wishes for another year,
Your friend and advisor R O

Also sent to Mike 0ruekbighemen. He is a known womanizer, isn´he?

EDIT And this off to Ekaterina the vlad:

Quote:

Dear Ekaterina,

I have sent you all information - from your 3 models, I need their names, ages and portrait photos first.
Would it be possible to deliver them via email attachment this week?

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

EDIT Darl1ngton´s reply to Pat´s harrsh email a few days ago:

Quote:

Ms. Crokin,

I don't even see you as my enemy but as a good friend we may have misunderstanding as human being but the friendship will always blossoms.The world is a small place and we need each other to succeed in life,so i want you to forget about the past and face the feature because we all have the sane goal and aspiration to see that m00seknukle is a force to reckon with in fashion world.

You are gorgeous in your picture.

Best Regard,

DarIington........

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:55 pm

Quote:

Randy,

I like you idea of propagating youth football association because the youth are future leader and i am also a youth that want to create a legacy in my generation.I do not know if the m00seknuckle have any plan of selling their goods and service in South Africa next year because the world will converge in South Africa for the first world cup in Africa.

Best Regard,

DarIington..

Should Darly perform bad with Yastreb, he might also be in for a football career option...or I give him that option but in a fake choice way so that he definitely accept´s Yastreb´s assignment. Ideas, anyone?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:31 pm

Pat went on a real rampage today. Was it something in the fish soup, or was it Pirate's Day grog?

To poor old lost Pr1nce George 0b1, who needs to contact Cammy:

Quote:

from Patricia
to george 0b1
date Sun, Sep 20, 2009
subject What's up, Prince George ob1?

Dear Prince George Obi,

What is going on with you?
Are you a serious businessman? Why haven't you contacted our Agent and Model
Coordinator, Cammy Wh1te? I'm trying to help you get out of the real mess that
you have created for yourself.
Should I just stop trying to help you, and let the board's lawyer, J. Cuthb3rt
Tw1lly, tear you to pieces and leave you a forever poor beggar on the street?
I don't want to see this happen to one of the most promising young stars of our
company, you, Pr1ince George. Please contact Cammy right away! She can solve
all your financial problems as she has a big project just waiting for the right
agent, and I think that agent is you, Pr1nce George.

Please tell me of your intentions, as I'm very concerned about you.

Warmest Regards,
Pat Cr0k1n

To Dr. Dav1d O., who promises the application forms, day after day...

Quote:

from Patricia
to David O.
date Sun, Sep 20, 2009
subject What is the holdup? Are you a serious businessman?

Dear Dr. Dav1d O.,

You have repeatedly promised to send in the forms we require for employment
here, and yet still we have not received them from you. Are you a serious
businessman, or are you some kind of joker, trying to waste our valuable time?
I certainly hope that it is not the latter. I'm the Executive Secretary here at
Moosechuckle Modeling, and as such, I command all communications here at the
company. I see every single email and every phone call that passes between all
employees and managers here. And I'm detecting a bit of bullshit smell coming
from your immediate direction. You seem to be all talk and no action. You may
be just the type of employee I do not like working here. So you better start
doing what the managers tell you to do from now on, on time and to their
requirements, or I'll make your potential job here "disappear" along with all
your correspondence. I don't get along well with bullshitters, Dr. Dav1d O.
They waste my time. I like to see action with just one word, not multiple
requests by the management here going ignored by potential employees. If you
want to work with us, you will show more respect toward us, and start living up
to the empty promises spewing out of that hole in the front of your face. The
other managers are a bit more patient than I am, but I hold all the real power
here. I'm not going to tolerate delays by you, just as I do not tolerate delays
by our working agents and models in the field. You will comply, or you can go
take a long walk off a short pier. Do I make myself perfectly clear, Dr.?

Warmest regards,
Pat

I hope I wasn't too harsh, MG. But talk is around town about his being the velcro lad. Smile

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day, anyway. Laughing

To that idiotboi, Armstrong, who won't seem to turn on his cell phone, but demands calls from mangement every day! Mad

Quote:

from Patricia
to Armstrong
date Sun, Sep 20, 2009
subject Listen up Mr. Armstrong

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng M0s3s,

You do not know me yet, so I will introduce myself. My name is Ms. Patricia
Cr0k1n. I'm the Executive Secretary of Moosechuckle Modeling. I monitor and
control all office communications, all emails, postal mail, and telephones.
I have seen all your email correspondence with the managers of this company
and I have noticed that you are a constant complainer about us calling you on
your cell phone. Jack has tried to reach you many times at your request, yet
his calls are not going through to you. I think that I know the reason why. I
suspect that you are an idiot, and that you turn off your phone and keep it
turned off most of the time, especially at night. Stop doing this, now! As an
agent of Moosechuckle Modeling, you are expected to keep your communications
lines open at all times. This is a global company, and Jack travels a great
deal to other parts of the world that have different Time Zones. His schedule
is NOT the same as yours. Leave your cell phone turned on 24 hours a day,
7 days a week, 365 days a year! Do not ask Jack to call you, then turn off your
phone any more! That is a direct order from me, as I am also your boss, so
you had better listen and stop wasting our time. I can make your life here in
this company a living hell for you. Mr. M0s3s. Do not cross me. The rest of
the managers are more patient than I am, but if I feel that an agent is being
a pain in the ass, then I'll kick them. Get me mad enough by not doing what
any manager in this company asks you to do, and I'll make your emails and
phone call messages "disappear." Then, your job status here at Moosechuckle
Modeling will also "disappear," if you catch my drift, Matey.

Moron! Turn on your damn phone! And keep it on 24/7!

Warmest regards,
Pat

That felt good! Very Happy

To my pet, D@rlington, who needs to cooperate more with Cammie, among other things...

Quote:

from Patricia
to d@rlington
date Sun, Sep 20, 2009 at 2:04 AM
subject Ms. Wh1te needs your attention pronto

Dear Mr. D@rlington,

I'm glad to see that you have decided to address me properly, and be more
friendly. However, I also see that you are not addressing Randy as Mr. 0ldman,
and Cammy as Ms. Wh1te. You had better start doing that as of this minute.

Stop bothering Mr. 0ldman about the damn beauty pageant. It sounds whiny
like a small boy would do and is annoying as hell to me. As I have told you
before, the pageant is on hold, and it depends upon your present cooperation
with Ms. Wh1te as to whether the idea will be dropped. If you cannot perform to
her satisfaction and mine, then why would we entrust a much bigger project to
you? You can see my point, as I know you are not a stupid man.

You are not being fully cooperative with Ms. Wh1te, Mr. D@rlington. I sense
some resistance on your part. You are also whining to her about your salary
and your pageant, and this crap from you must stop. She deals with your talents
and development as an agent and special client projects. She does not deal
with any money issues. Mr. 0ldman has been left in charge of that and he is
completely aware of where you stand. He decides how much and when money
will be distributed to the agents, according to their work for the company. So
far as I see it, you haven't done much except blow a multi-thousand dollar
client contract by leaving us in the lurch at Yankar1 by leaving the site at a
very crucial moment. I still believe that you should have been fired for doing
that.

You will from this point forward do everything Ms. Wh1te asks of you, with no
more whining, complaints, or stupid questions. She does things according to
her plans for your career, is your immediate boss now and you will show respect
and willingness to follow her directions. She asked for new pictures for her files
and also pictures for the new project, the bare torso shots. You will send
them to her. Do not ever forget the powers I possess in this office, Mr.
D@rlington.

I also would like you to refrain from your veiled insinuations in your answers
to her inquiries. Your "dislikes" included the word, "blackmail." I know
exactly what you are implying by this statement, and I'm not totally pleased
with your attitude thus far. You will cut out the shit talk from your emails
to management from now on. I will not tolerate your insubordination, however
minor it may seem to you. You are in charge of your destiny here at the company
by your own actions. You have been given a gift by being allowed to continue
here at Moosechuckle Modeling. Don't blow this one. It could be your last
chance.

Also, thank you for the nice compliment on my picture. As you can
plainly see, I am still a knock-out as far as looks are concerned. Actually,
as far as everything is concerned.

I'm looking forward to your continued development here, Mr. D@rlington.
You have smarts and a strong spirit. Once your attitude is adjusted properly
and turned toward client projects, you just might turn out to be a
Good Employee. Give Ms. Whi1e your full attention and there is no telling how
far you can rise with us. She is an excellent Agent Developer and we are
blessed to have her on our team.

Have a successful day,

Ms. Cr0k1n

Wacking this guy around is fun..hopefully he will now cooperate more with our Development Agent. Smile

I did give him one good compliment. Wink

And last, but by no means least, Pat's HERO MIKE, who has returned to the fold. Very Happy

Quote:

from Patricia
to Michael
date Sun, Sep 20, 2009
subject fantastic love? bullshit on that, Mike

Dear Mike,

What's so fantastic about our love? You totally left me alone when I needed you.
Oh, my God! Where the hell have you been??!! Oh, sure, you are fine. Like
why should I give two goat shits whether you are fine? You didn't even bother
to come up to Yankar1 Park to see me last month, and now you want to tell me
something about Mr. G0m3r? What about Mr. G0m3r, Mike? What do you have to say
about him that I don't already know? Tell me.

Pat

I want to probe him, and find out what he has to say about his disappearance and Mr. G., then Pat will swing him Yastreb's way, toward his special projects. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:57 pm

Update. Armstr0ng checks in late on Sunday night.

Quote:

from Amstrong
to pat
date Sep 21, 2009 2:19 AM
subject RE: Listen up Mr. Armstr0ng

Good day Pat, Thanks for mail, i am not an idiot my phone is always on maybe
the battery is flat when he tried to cal me or there is a mistake while dailing,
am very sorry about it, here is my phone numbers. Dail this way +234xxxxxxxxxx
or +234xxxxxxxxxx. Thanks for your coperation. Amstrong.

Should Pat give him a snippy comment or be nice? Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:23 am

Snippy!

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:22 am

Oh no! Angstrom surely did not just suggest that this may be Jack's fault for making a mistake in dialing his phone number!! ..or did he?
Jack deserves more respect than that. Could this call for some intricate apology-ritual?

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:43 am

^^Hehehehe, exactly Smile

No news from my front...only Ekaterina the vlad, she must have visited the MM website because she did not reply to my normal "thrower account" but to the one that is only mentioned there! What "she" sends, however, is just standard vlad script again...so I sent her my script in turn.
In a way, what so many others have said about lad quietness recently (maybe due to the end of Ramadan), I feel the same...but it might just be because I´m waiting impatiently Smile

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:17 pm

not much new and exciting for the past few days, alot of tedious lad maintenance and grooming.

Today I find this message from Armstrong

Quote:

Good day Emily, How are you? I will like you to be aware that there is two days public holiday here in Nigeria (Monday and Tuesday) offices are closed till wednesday, kindly pass the information to all my boss and i will like to be sure if the funds will be available tomorrow so that i can book the first flight to Abuja on wednesday and also let me know the exact amount transfer and if there is any transferred confirmation to show them. I await your response. Thanks for the coperation. Regards. Amstron.

well then... Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:56 pm

More bullshit from Dr. David O. What didn't he understand about Pat's scathing email? Time to kick some mO. ass. He's wasting MM time and money again!! Evil or Very Mad

@Corona - Snippy you want, snippy you will get. Wink

@Booleboos - Missdialing 23 times. I think not! Laughing

Quote:

from David
to Patricia
date Mon, Sep 21, 2009

subject Patience (Thanks.)

Patricia Cr0k1n,

We are daily and desperately working hard to inject our good spirit and
intentions working on hand with our quest hence my forwarding the Company's
registration Certificate was made avialable to your company last week.

It is very very optimum that this week doesn't surpass our visions and
willingness to work diligently with your company actualises with our role
models shown to you.

I am very glad with your patience while offering to show case the best
obtainable from here.

Meanwhile,I would appreciate your assistance when sought for in times of
future need.Having you discussed on phone will enlighten us more into the
reality and required characteristics of role models.

Today is a public holiday here marking the Muslims celebration of their
religious feast. Tomorrow will definitely envelop more to our hardworks here.

Good day.

Dr.David Okoye.

"Hardworks?" What hardworks!!?? Pat's very very pissed off now! Sorry MG, I just can't let this guy waste one more day of our sweet precious time! I might not even be able to post what he's in for next. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:19 pm

Cammy has heard no more from D4rlingt0n and nothing at all from anyone else.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:30 pm

@Yastreb - I think poor old Pr1nce 0bi might be a lost cause. That trip he took may have soured his attitude and spirit. Should we call off the lawyer? Would he respond to that? Confused

D@arlington and Mike may get the female change up routine. I might even apologize for some of the words I used, and I'll try to send them both over to your brand of sweetness. How does that sound? Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:38 pm

Update. Dr. David O. stalls some more.... Twisted Evil

Quote:

from David O.
to Patricia
date Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 7:14 PM
subject On course

Patricia Crokin,

The application had been filled,awaiting the normal but official study to evade
mistakes.

It is well received by your company tomorrow.

Thanks for all the good opportunity and grace ever borne for us.

While we sincerely do wish you the best of your great motivational force
in-built to your aspirations.

I would have appreciated having you discussed with on phone today before
tomorrow's receipt of this application.

Thanks.

Dr.David O.
For: Emm@nuel@ M0deling Agency:

My "great motivational force in-built to your aspirations" is going to be my foot and his cell phone up his @ss and receiving a pink slip, if he doesn't send those completed forms tomorrow. Evil or Very Mad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:04 pm

Oh,Oh, MG! Trouble in Abuja for our friend, Armstr0ng! Arrested at the bank!?? Laughing

Quote:

From Pat
To Armstr0ng
September 23rd, 2009

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

Could we have missdialed the phone 23 times in a week when the number was
correct? I sincerely think not. I suggest you spend some cash, and get
yourself a new battery replacement for your phone, Mr. Armstr0ng. We do not
like wasting our time trying to reach you. I'm glad that you have confirmed
that you are not an idiot. I was starting to wonder about that.

I have heard that you will be traveling to the bank soon. Please have a
pleasant journey. Please remember to keep in touch with us, and send an email
when you finally reach your destination.

Warmest regards,
Pat
-----
about an hour or two later.....SAFARI!! IN JAIL???

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from Amstr0ng
to "pat
date Thu, Sep 24, 2009 at 12:43 AM
subject RE: Have a nice trip

Good day, i arrived to the at 3pm my time today, i show them the transfer
paper and the employee id and they ask the security to arrest me that the
information i provided is fraud, am still at the police custody now, please
inform the managers to do something about it fast, i am hopeles now, dont
know what to do now and i don't anybody in this state

Damn headers don't tell me anything. Abuja area is served mostly by satellites. Maybe we will have to call him later to confirm.

Pat gave Dr. Dav1d O. an ultimatum and more slaps.
Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

from Patricia C
to David O.
date Wed, Sep 23, 2009
subject Here is my great motivational force in-built into my aspirations, Dr. O.

Dear Dr. David O.,

Your fully completed applications will be sent by you directly to my email box
by the end of today, or I will send a strongly worded recommendation to our
board of directors that you not be considered for future employment here.
We have an agent in Owerri who would be more than happy to take your job.
You have approximately 5 hours left to send them to my email box, so I suggest
you get off your ass if you want the job.

I'm not interested in excuses, only results.
Your next email to me WILL include all completed forms. Do not contact me
without them attached to your next email to me.

Miss the deadline, and it will be, "Goodbye, Dr. O. We don't want you."

Sincerely,
Pat

grr..

Pat felt bad and apologized to D@rlington. Smile

Quote:

rom Patricia
to da@rlington
date Thu, Sep 24, 2009
subject An apology from me

Dear D@rlington,

I feel that I owe you a bit of an apology for my very stern and strong email
that I sent to you a few days ago. I think I may have hurt your feelings.
You were doing your best to cooperate with Ms. Wh1te and I really jumped all
over you.
I'm sorry, D@rlington. Our African agents have been so lazy and difficult
lately, it's like pulling out wisdom teeth with your bare hands. The company
has been under a lot of financial stress, and the board is giving us shit here in the
office. And as you probably know, shit flows downhill. I seem to have piled it
all in your lap, and I'm sorry for that.

I hope that you are still interested in the project with Ms. Wh1te, and will
contact her again soon, D@rlington. I really do believe that you possess the
best qualities of all our agents in Africa. And you certainly aren't lazy like
the rest of our agents seem to be of late. Your strong will is rather
refreshing and very exciting to me. I've fantasized about you everyday this
past week, and hope we can patch things up and meet each other some day.

Since you liked my picture so well, I thought I would send you another one of
me. R@lph Mus@, an Italian helicopter pilot who works at the Camp in Benin,
took this picture of me in the pool there a few weeks ago. I really like it.
He is a really talented photographer, too, I think. He's dashing and handsome
as well and we had a great time together on my vacation.

I hope to hear from you soon,

Warmest regards,
Ms. Cr0k1n

Pat attached another pic. If he doesn't find her body or personality attractive, well maybe he will like those sparkly things around her neck.

Is Pr1nce George dead? Laughing

Quote:

from Patricia
to george
date Thu, Sep 24, 2009
subject Please be considerate of me. I'm trying to help you.

Dear Pr1nce George Ob1,

Shall we give your job to someone else? We simply must know, as there is
another agent in Lagos who is very interested in the position. Please respond
in one way or the other. Yes, or no? I pray that your are not dead. You
aren't dead, are you?

Warmest regards,
Pat

Ok, boys and girls. Let's try and help out our hopeless lad in Abuja.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:21 pm

Wow, well done Surprised

I was not aware you have already sent Armstrong to our partner bank in Abuja (office days were so quiet recently...).
Did you or mewing_ghecko do it the same way you did with Peter, by showing him the pdf with the "approved MM partner banks" list, which just happens to have none in Lagos nor Accra, tsk tsk ?
Peter was made doing "frog jumps" by the bank security guys for 40 minutes he said...which is a bit...well, police custody might hardly be better but...well, lads say a lot but all odds came and come together.
In Peter´s case, IP conformation worked well. The only thing now is to get a readnotify account again and prepare an email sent through that to him.

About the Doctor, Just Jane and PDS have also their histories with him but I think he´s worth it, his fountain of words will never dry out Laughing

I like Pat´s reply to any lad, the fist-on-table sarcasm on the Doctor, the romance approach on Darly and the truly tantalizing state MM are being in with Mo Armstrong.

Any news about the Harry Potter pron lady?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:09 pm

This little jaunt by Armstr0ng was all MG's and Bluth's crazy idea. I'm just here taking care of the office for the day. A special thanks to Marvinator, who provided MM with a very fine, but I guess not so convincing to banks' managers, Company ID card. Thanks, Marv! Very Happy

Pat just wrote back to our poor "hopeless" lad, to get more info. Damn, Frumpy! I forgot about the readnotify trick. You could go ahead and write him yourself with that, and show him more concern for his plight.

Well, here's what Pat sent off, just now:

Quote:

from Patricia
to Amstr0ng
date Thu, Sep 24, 2009 at 2:47 AM
subject Oh, my God, what happened?

Dear Mr. Armstr0ng,

I'm truly shocked by this awful news. There must be some kind of terrible mistake here. I can't believe it, and I'm crying here just thinking about how horrible it must be for you now. I will alert all the managers at once. Be strong. I'm sure we can have all this sorted out soon. Please, I need some information in order to help you. Where exactly are you? What police station is it, the name, the address? Can you give me their telephone number, please, too? What is the name of the arresting officer, and the one in charge there? Can you have them send us the police arrest report papers to show to our board of directors so we can get you some legal representation there? I'm just frantic with worry here in the office, Mr. Armstr0ng. All the managers are out in the field right now, and it might take some time to get in contact of them and tell them. Do you still have both of your phones with you, as well?

Please send me all the information I asked for as soon as you are able, ok? I'm so sorry you have to suffer like this.

Warmest regards,
Pat

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:19 pm

@ Frumpy, indeed it was the list of approved banks that got him there. Marv did a great job on the company ID's, he also provided the bank transfer receipt (i know there is a tool, couldn't find it).

Bluth got him digging holes for the expansion Laughing

so after a few days of lad maintenance I sent Mr moses a bank transfer receipt and received this as a reply

Quote:

Greetings, Thanks for the email, I got the information, i will book the first available flight and leave to Abuja tomorrow but i can't say the exact time i will arrive to the bank. As soon as i get the funds from the bank i will fulfil my promises. I will get back to you when am through at the bank. Thanks for the coperation.
Regards

Today I find these emails from him to Jack.

Quote:

Mr. Jack, am in trouble now at the police custody, the said that the information i provide about m00seknucle is all fake that thier bank is not associated m00seknucle, why? Am still at the police custody now, ask emily to send me the name,phone number of any officials of the to speak with because according to what the security told me that is the only means i can get out of here or the company should speak to them in person or i will be jailed, please Mr. Jack inform me on what to do next, i await you

Quote:

I am using my phone for email that is why i cant type much, i was permited to use my phone, i no that m00seknucle is real, they also try to call you but it isn't going through, send me the contact of whom to speak with at the bank,it is very necessary at this stage. I await your fast reply

his original email IP was 41.219.201.180 Nigeria then 2 days ago it showed 87.248.110.108 United Kingdom. todays IP is 68.180.216.157 United States.

he sent similar to Pat begging for help.

Jack sends him this message

Mr Moses

What the hell is happening? I just received a call from Pat saying that you are in trouble. Please explain in detail what is going on. I tried to find Emily but her secretary said she left the office yesterday after she transfered the money to the bank.

I need to know if you are ok, please reply quickly so that we can determine what help to send to you.

Jack

I think I will send an attorney to represent him, may take a few days, but I know he's in a safe place. in the mean time an investigation will reveal that Emily once again has been found to be stealing our agents money.

edited to l33t

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:47 pm

Shocking news indeed Very Happy

Yes, we all should spring into action NOW!
I have just boiled another nice cup of coffee, watching how this drama will develop. I´m afraid it´s your turn this time, Pat, to "help out scamming agents out of distressful situations". Don´t forget Mike´s money on your way there Wink

Heheheh - great work Thumbs up

M00seknuckle´s 14th safari!

By the way, he flew and has an internet cell phone? Surely he can take a photo of himself in handcuffs then...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:20 pm

Gee, Frumpy...Michael. How could Pat have forgotten HERO MIKE. Embarassed

Thanks for reminding me. It's been 4 days and no response from him. Mad

A pic from "jail" would be sweet! Very Happy

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