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Moose Head
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2009
Posts: 399
Location: Spam Folder
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:01 pm |
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Nice work |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:39 pm |
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DW: Not that I'm aware of. And even if they did, I reckon that sort of attention to detail is beyond the lads.
FM60: Not bad, not bad at all...
Too bad they don't have a lad in Germany. But now if I can get one of them to travel...
Catcher: I think lads make even worse excuses than baiters do.
Ana and Moose: Thanks.
Dougie still hasn't written to me, and as for Matty, I think we're very strongly engaged in a "no you first" fight with e-mails getting shorter and shorter.
Matty wrote: |
Dear Friend,
Call me or call Douglas for direction. You have our numbers with you.
Sincerely,
G. M@tthews, Esq |
Well, here it comes. Would anyone be willing to make a phone call to one of these clowns and just say "hello, hello" over again so that I can write to them and tell them I tried? Anyone?... Anyone at all? |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's!
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:46 pm |
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I could give it a go, if you don't mind them be woken up at OGod:early when I call. |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:48 pm |
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^^
I'll send you a PM. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:25 am |
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Thanks again, Nap, for breathing some life back into this bait. I'll break off a piece of my pith helmet for you.
After sending an e-mail saying I tried to call, Matty follows up with this.
Matty wrote: |
Mr J0hn,
Send me the telephone line where i can reach you, i will like to talk to you very important.
Gen3 |
Normally I'd be pissed, but thanks to Nap making the phone call, I can reply with this.
I wrote: |
Dear Gen3
If you would like to talk to me so much, why did you leave the phone off when I tried to call you a million times yesterday? Do you know that you have to put money in the payphone every time it doesn't connect and you want to try again?
Why are you doing this to me? What did I ever do to you that you should drag me all the way to Germany and make a fool of me at some payphone in the street?
I spoke to Mr McLivingst0ne yesterday and he didn't even write to me. Why are you people doing this to me? Do you enjoy putting me through this torment?
I can't give you a phone number to call because I don't have a phone. How many times must I say that? I called you from a payphone in the street.
Now please, if you have a guy in Germany, please just give me his contact details over e-mail. Stop pushing me around like this.
J0hn |
Nick's baiting rule #1: It's always the lads' fault. Even when they're stuck in some distant land on safari, it's still they're fault you're suffering. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:09 am |
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It's always the lads' fault. Even when they're stuck in some distant land on safari, it's still they're fault you're suffering. |
Elementary my dear Watson. This safari is a cliff hanger, where will they go next, what fate will befall them whilst Old Nick sits in comfort in his penthouse suite. |
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100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:20 am |
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^^ Penthouse suite? I think that PI you hired to stalk me photographed the wrong building. Mine is the cockroach farm across the road.
But, penthouse or not, I still reckon it's fair to say that I'm having a somewhat better time than Dougie. Although, in a strange way, I'm kind of jealous of him. I've always wanted to see Egypt, since I was a wee tyke. Some people have all the luck.
As for Matty, I'm going into tension mode with him.
Matty wrote: |
Dear Friend,
Why not buy a cell-phone with sim in Frankfurt so that we can communicate.It will cost you less than a hundred dollars.
cheers!
Gen3 |
When his nerve breaks and he contacts me back, I'm going to slap him for jerking me around and wasting my time. Oh sweet, chocolatey irony. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:24 pm |
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He doesn't seem to be having cash flow problems yet. Maybe his oga is bankrolling the whole caper. If so, all the better. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:16 pm |
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LADBUSTER
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: most places
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:00 am |
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Any news regarding this first class bait? |
_________________ OBICTUARY, OBICTUARY, OBICTUARY. -Western Union
what a BITCH you are, you are dead and dead you MUST remain I have stamped it since that is what you want BIG FOOL - Random G man
IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DISTORBING THE PEACE OF GIENNUE LOAN LENDER LIKE HAWK MACRO CREDIT LTD., AMEN?
DO NOT FORGET THAT YOUR DAYS ARE ALSO NUMBERED, ISEEEEEEEEEEEEE. - Hawk Macro Credit Ltd
U BE THE GREATEST LUNATIC I EVER COME ACROSS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
[email protected]
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BaconTastesGood
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 111
Location: On a pole outside your house...
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:03 pm |
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This could be a TV show. |
_________________ Fake banks fucked like a two-bit whore: x8 | x8 | x9 | x14 | x1
x1 (60km x 4 round trips)
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"Why not send it to your fucking mum in the village or use the monet to pay me so that i will
fuck your wife." -- DOCTOR Andrew Jones |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:56 am |
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It's not dead yet. Both have been ignoring me for the past two weeks, but I finally got a response out of them by waving a ticket in their face. As you may well imagine, at this point I have given up getting a boi to meet me in Germany.
I can't quite say I like the response, but it's a step up from being ignored.
Matty wrote: |
Dear J0hn,
J0hn you are playing with this project.
When will you arrive egypt let me know so that can contact my rep as soon as possible.
Gen3 |
I'm still trying to squeeze a reply out of Dougie since I want to see for certain whether he's still in Egypt.
Yeah, sorry, not the most exciting news, I know. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:09 am |
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Hey, you got the guy to go there in the first place, that's pretty damn impressive if you ask me!!!
Mine's just returned home, I'm trying to work an angle so I can start all over again.
Chrys |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:36 am |
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A miracle cure for the big 'C' and a need to travel with the man of your dreams??
BTW how did Sabrina like the dark meat? |
_________________ [Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:40 pm |
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All right. I finally got word back from Dougie. Unfortunately, the header seems to be a bit wonky, but he himself is instructing me to call him on his Egyptian number so that's all good.
Dougie wrote: |
Dear Friend,
Once you arrive Cairo, call me
i will wait for you |
Matty wrote: |
Dear Friend,
Call me or call Dougl@s for direction. You have our numbers with you.
Sincerely, |
Naturally, I shall slap Matty for not picking up the phone last time I called (well, last time Nap called) as soon as I'm done posting this.
And here's Dougie's odd header. If anyone can explain why it's doing this, go ahead.
Code: |
Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: by 10.224.37.10 with SMTP id v10cs83425qad;
Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:43:10 -0700 (PDT)
Received: by 10.224.12.198 with SMTP id y6mr1753397qay.207.1253709790492;
Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:43:10 -0700 (PDT)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from outbound1-1.us4.outblaze.com (outbound1-1.us4.outblaze.com [208.36.123.129])
by mx.google.com with ESMTP id 14si2238675yxe.8.2009.09.23.05.43.10;
Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:43:10 -0700 (PDT)
Received-SPF: neutral (google.com: 208.36.123.129 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) client-ip=208.36.123.129;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=neutral (google.com: 208.36.123.129 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of [email protected]) [email protected]
Received: from wfilter3.us4.outblaze.com (wfilter3.us4.outblaze.com.int [192.168.8.242])
by outbound1-1.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id 085657A1086
for <[email protected]>; Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:43:10 +0000 (GMT)
Received: from ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com (ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com [208.36.123.73])
(sender [email protected]) by wfilter3.us4.outblaze.com (LotusLive iNotes outfilter/0.91)
with ESMTP; Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:43:10 +0000
Received: by ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com (Postfix, from userid 1001)
id 01021BE407E; Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:43:09 +0000 (GMT)
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="_----------=_125370978984084"
MIME-Version: 1.0
From: "Dougl@s McLivingst0ne" <[email protected]>
To: "J0hn W@yne G@cy" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:43:09 -0500
Subject: Re: Ticket To Egypt
Received: from [127.0.0.1] by ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com with http for
[email protected]; Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:43:09
-0500
X-Originating-Ip: 127.0.0.1
X-Originating-Server: ws1-9.us4.outblaze.com
X-Ob-Auth: xxxxxx:[email protected]
Message-Id: <[email protected]> |
Could it have anything to do with "(LotusLive iNotes outfilter/0.91)"? For the record, his IP address has always come up before.
And, by the way, thanks again Nap for making those calls. Without your input, I would not have a realistic excuse to not call them now. You're the man. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:09 pm |
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HI Nick
I think this bait should be archived as a shining example to us all. If RL wasn't in the way I'd volunteer to be in Egypt to meet him myself. |
_________________ [Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:55 pm |
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Still there? Time to get him moving again. You wouldn't want him buried by the shifting sands. And heaven forbid that he be bored to tears. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:26 pm |
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Too bad there wasn't a webcam in Cairo where you could arrange a meet. I've looked and haven't found any working ones at a reasonable location. |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:59 pm |
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devil_woman wrote: |
A miracle cure for the big 'C' and a need to travel with the man of your dreams?? BTW how did Sabrina like the dark meat? |
She liked it a LOT!!! Almost as much as the Asian "concierge" she hit on later. NOW of course I think it's time to hit on Frank himself, I've already dropped "hints" |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:24 pm |
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^^^ there ARE limits and Frank is beyond them! How could anybody sh4g HIM??? |
_________________ [Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:50 am |
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devil_woman wrote: |
I think this bait should be archived as a shining example to us all. |
Slappy: What could possibly be boring about sitting and waiting at a hotel room for a non-existant person for 25 days?
Holy crap! I didn't even notice it's been that long until now.
Nap: It is a shame. I guess that means we'll have to meet up somewhere else.
In the meanwhile, Matty has done quite an unusual slip-up.
Matty wrote: |
Hello, friend
When will you arrive egypt let me know so that i can come and pick you in Airpot |
Naturally, I asked him whether he's going to fly to Egypt to pick me up himself. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:45 pm |
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Poor Dougie.
Matty better complete this transaction. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:50 pm |
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^^ I think there might be four specific letters of the alphabet that would restore his life pretty quickly.
That's not the road I took, though. After being ignored like a bad f--- for a few days, I decided to send them both an e-mail saying I've arrived in Egypt with all of my monies, no less.
In less than three hours, Matty replies:
Matty wrote: |
Dear J0hn,
Good you arrive safely, Now listen i want you to give me your contact number in Egypt so that i can talk with you, My rep has come back to london, i will let him move back to egypt today or tomorrow.
Note that you should not do anything with anyone in egypt without my instruction, if you do you will have yourself to blame.
here is my direct line always call me here 004470xxxxxxxx
Thanks,
Gen3 |
Oh, how badly I want to believe that. It would instantly treble the distance covered. Naturally, if I don't get proof before Dougie arrives back in Egypt (if that is the case), then the claim is lost forever. I don't want that, so I sent this coy letter to Matty with a CC to Dougie.
I wrote: |
Dear Gen3
It is good to hear from you, my friend. I think my e-mail was malfunctioning as I had not received any e-mails from you for a couple of days. It had me so worried but I'm glad it's working now.
So should I not look for Mr McLivingst0ne at the hotel any longer? By how many days did I miss him? Could you kindly ask him to contact my via e-mail before I leave as I wish to ask him something. It's quite urgent.
Furthermore, I would be willing to meet him at the airport upon his arrival to make the transition easier, so if you could give me his flight details, I'd be happy to do so.
I apologize for the brief nature of this letter, but I have had quite a tiring day and have no energey [most embarrassing typo ever] for niceties.
Please get back to me soon. I shall be checking my e-mail throughout the night.
J0hn |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:05 am |
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Ooopsie, what a typo...
You might take this bait into a whole new direction. What fun!!!
*giggling*
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Glad this is still going, Nick. I think Matty is just trying to cover up the fact that Dougie is just like a stick of petrified wood right now. And he has no idea where he is or where the winds have blown all the little dried up bits that have been shed off his corpse. |
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