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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:50 pm |
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LOL, I was complaining to him about not getting his emails. Come to find out they are landing in my spam folder. IP address is not surprisingly a satellite provider.
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Dear Sister Butler,
Goodmorning to you.Hope you all awake in good condition.I thank God for my
safety all through.Right now I am at General Hopital Shehu Laminu Way,exactly
opposite Zenith Bank.I am there right away with the white native material and white
foot wear like I told you before.I will be standing infront of the hospital gate.Hope to
see you soon as we cant easily communicate on phone.
Br0.M4rtins. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:27 pm |
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He just started emailing me again!
I guess he decided I wasn't so bad after all.
Unfortunately, he seems distracted and short on time as of late. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:21 pm |
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I love it. Very nicely done
As others have said, Chad is so close..... |
_________________
Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
John: Accra --> Abidjan |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:46 pm |
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Al1ve: We're working on that as we speak.
I couldn't resist calling the lad again to twist the knife further. He hung up on me after a while.
Warning: Church lady uses a foul word to describe his situation there , but it was only once.
DivShare File - twisting the knife on brother martins.mp3 |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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windfalcon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2005
Posts: 54
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:32 pm |
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oh man he really thinks you're the president of the US that is rich.
I always think about venturing into the funny baits, because of baits like this. |
_________________ "You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:48 pm |
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I have comparison IP for Madiguri from when I had a lad pass through there on his way to Abeche.
81.199.148.178 mentioned on this thread. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151668&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=abeche&start=450 |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:43 pm |
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Another "skewered" pilgrim on the well trodden path of the faithful. Good work with the knife, Just Jane!! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:16 pm |
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SSA: Thanks a lot for that information. I have my lad's IP pegged as 81.199.148.181, and it's the same from three different emails. Your IP of 81.199.148.178 is very much in the same range. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Morgoth Bauglir
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 8
Location: Gielinor
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:19 pm |
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Wow that guy must be REALLY stupid. Or you are very smart lol |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:56 pm |
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^^It's much more of the latter. Great bait, Jane. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:29 am |
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DrStranglove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 261
Location: USA
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:17 am |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:50 am |
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Just an update: Laddie has gone MIA on me. He's not returning mail from the good sister, Father Fl4ir or even the president of the United State! Calls to both the Nigeria and Benin numbers are not being answered either. Geez, I hope nothing bad has befallen him. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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curlyearl
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 299
Location: Desert Rose Barstool
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:28 am |
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Better get him back. Obama's gonna need that money to help offset the new health care costs. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:39 pm |
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Update: After days of email silence and unanswered telephone calls, Laddie has resurfaced today and he's still a believer.
I know lads lie and everything, but this excuse is funnier than the normal 'I was sick' that we usually get. It would be really funny if it were in fact true but I guess we'll never know. The president will pry for more information though.
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Mr President,
As you might have been informed on what happened in maiduguri.I went there in respect of your words to see this through.They abandoned me and left on their own.There I was caught with bad boys who held me on thinking that I am a big fish type but was letter disapointed by there imagination.I was released yesterday and now back to my base.But I must confess that I was totally dissapointed.So now the only thing I can say is for you to get back to them and tell them to transfer the fund into the account I have already sent to them before. If you still want everything to be as we have worked,just go ahead and do that ok.In case of any signing as they mentioned earlier,let them send it to me to scan and send back to them after I might have received the fund.At least they have my documents already with them.
Thanks and that all for now.
H0n M4rtins. |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:56 pm |
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windfalcon wrote: |
I always think about venturing into the funny baits, because of baits like this. |
Just work out a way of straight baiting that SOUNDS funny to you...
It works for me
Chrys |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:00 pm |
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JJ, I'm so glad your pet returned to you, just like a doggie who wandered off, only to arrive back on the doorstep in the morning. I'm looking forward to reading more detailed explanations of his exploits. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:11 am |
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I can't make this shit up, it's just too funny. This was in the head reverend's account today. We have more about the lad's exploits while he was vacationing in Maiduguri:
Father Fl4ir,
Good Day to you there.Hope you are doing fine.In respect of our appointments
which I was posted to maiduguri.I believe you are aware that I was there by this time
last week but met nobody as you promised me.Unfortunately for me trying to get Sis.
Butler whom you said will take care of me,the bad boys in town bundled me and kept
for some days thinking that they could extract meat from me.It happened as I was in
front of Specialist hospital along Shehu Alamu way waiting and at the same time
saying my prayers for Sis.Butler to call me so that everything will be done as promised.
All I recieved was just dissappoinment.Even my phone which I was using was also taken
by the bad eggs.If you ask Sis.Butler she will tell you that my phone went off when she
was calling me with lots of complaints that she was still at the hospital.
So now as you have seen how everything worked which would have taken my life,I
plead you transfer the fund into the foreign account which I have provided before.And if
there are some sign ups kindly scan them to me so that we have it done as we did on
the forms you have for me over there.Hope you will understand very well what I meant
here so that this will not take ones life.I have also explained to my Man(undisclosed)
(referring to the President...shhh it's a SECRET)
how everything went there.Remember that I did all you said that I have to do for the
transaction to be through.
Thanks and Asap.
Br0.M4rtins. |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:25 am |
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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