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Knid
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2009
Posts: 166
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:48 pm |
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^^What the hell was that?!?! Did you just steal her dog? |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:15 pm |
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yeah, I guess that's my skill. Not bad since all I've got to really fight people is a sissy little pocket knife. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:53 am |
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with that skill, you should look for opponents with a bear. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:54 am |
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Stab me, stab my ferret, but its hammer time |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
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Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:47 pm |
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I haven't found any bears to beat up, but at least I know who to pick on.
http://mr-scissorkick.mybrute.com/fight/766472065
Edit:
I just noticed Bohigal paid my brute a visit. Anyone else who needs an easy win is welcome; just make sure your pets are on a leash. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm |
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WTF? Some dude turned up with a bloody trumpet! ..which turns out to be a good weapon
Level 7.. but I see the tournament winner is level 235, so a wee way to go yet |
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Agent 86
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jun 2009
Posts: 25
Location: Imposters Purgatory with a whip!
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Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:27 pm |
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Did the My Brute site crash? |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:04 pm |
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^^ Yes.
My awesomeness probably overloaded the server. |
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:48 pm |
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Beat by a geezer with a toasting fork, looks like one of you lot.
http://inspector-death.mybrute.com/tf/90388562 |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:46 pm |
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This is how you take care of a guy toting a wolf and a dog.
http://slightlyoutofit.mybrute.com/fight/852034602 |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:42 pm |
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^ you ran over, gave him a hug, and he quit? what kind of a fight was that? |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:08 pm |
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I don't know what it is (probably my incredible good looks) but since I've been promoted to Level 18 (yes, I know I'm awesome) everyone is taking a pop at me.
I've gone from averaging one or two fights a week to about 20 a day.
Obviously, I win most of them (I'm quite brilliant) but people must be trying their luck because my character looks so crap at first glance.
Sucks to be them when he kicks their asses. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:17 am |
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Somebody just jumped on my head, grabbed all my weapons and beat me to death with them. I think it was my ex-wife. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:44 pm |
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3 fights, 3 wins, at least I didn't take a pop at Slightly today (got my arse kicked yesterday) even beat some guy with an overgrown chicken drumstick.
Now level 8. and the top level is ? (way over 245)
edit to add:
sometimes you get the chicken drumstick,
sometimes it get you.
oh bu88er! |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:24 pm |
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damned if I'm getting sucked into this stupid game without bumping it up now and again.
If I suffer, you all suffer - I believe that is my family motto!
Si ego sino , vos totus sino |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:29 pm |
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^^ You're not the only one.
It's a chore keeping my shitty character going - when you get to the late teens, it takes weeks to level up.
But now I've started I'll be buggered if I'm going to stop until I get a bear. Or at least the bollocks on a stick. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:27 am |
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^^ I'd just like the button that makes my idiot use the stuff he's got, or at least not throw away a perfectly good chicken drumstick in favour of a tiny, tiny fruit knife.
I want what she's having: http://clapmonkey2.mybrute.com/fight/1007304078 |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:56 am |
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^^^^ You just got toasted by a level 7 |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:08 pm |
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A brutal error has been encountered!
Again?
I hope it doesn't take too long to fix this,must still have my blokes/gals fight today! |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:22 pm |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:54 pm |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:13 am |
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Finally I got me a pet, a dog. More of a cat person, me, but it's a step towards a bear I suppose.
I also have smelly-armpit power which frightens animals away.
Art imitating life again.
Smelly armpit power - warning, sometimes causes Brute amnesia, apparently |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:55 am |
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I killed a bear!!!
First one I've ever beaten.
http://slightlyoutofit.mybrute.com/tf/438904
I'm now, officially, beyond awesome. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:51 am |
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Or at least the bollocks on a stick. |
Paul Teutil Senior has not only got the knobbly bollocks onna stick but the mega knobby bollock onna stick too. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 pm |
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It really annoys me that 1 millisecond after finishing a fight it is 'forgotten'
I just got beat by a chick in her underwear armed with a rope and a toothbrush, so naturally I was both enjoying it and looking forward to cornflakes in the morning. Turns out the toothbrush was bollocks on a stick and she beat the sh1t out of me. So like real life.
Slightly, you don't cross-dress do you?
The only plus is that my chicken drumstick now has extra lead in it, or a brick, and can knock seven bells out of people.. when I'm not chucking it over my shoulder for no reason. |
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