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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:04 am |
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Background: about a year and a half ago I signed a guestbook as "Ch!n K3lley", stealing the name of the Hawaii Five-O character Chin Ho Kelly (I added the "e" in my version of the surname). I forgot that I did that until one of the lads contacted my catcher account seeking a next of kin to a deceased foreigner who coincidentally, also had the last name of Kelley. So, I wrote him back, and now we learn a little more about about the deceased.
Get a load of the name, Mr. Peggy Kell3y. Turns out he (huh?) had a wife.
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Dear Ch!n ,
How are you today.
pls re-type this letter and send to the security firm for approval and for immediate action.
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SOLID STAR FINANCE & SECURITY SARL LOME-TOGO.
TEL/2289143817
FAX/2282263850
E-MAIL (redacted)@yahoo.com
ATTENTION.
MY NAME IS MR.CH!N KELL3Y, FROM ....put the name of your country here.............I HEREBY NOTIFY THE FIRM ABOUT CLEARING OF THE CONSIGNMENT DEPOSITED BY MR.PEGGY.N. KELL3Y WHO DIED IN YOUR COUNTRY ON THE 31 JULY 2008 WITH HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN IN AUTO ACCIDENT ALONG KARA WHICH WAS HIS SON MR.STEVEN.N.VAIC!N ARE HIS NEXT OF KIN AND HE DIED ALONG WITH HIM.MAY THEY SOUL LAST IN PEACE.
AM HEREBY TO SEND TO YOU THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT WHICH HE USED TO DEPOSITED THE BOX THAT CONTAINS THE MONEY IN THIS FIRM AS I WAS HIS NEARLEST BROTHER.I WANT THIS HONOURABLE FIRM TO GIVE ME DETAILS ON HOW TO GET THIS FUND TRANSFER TO MY ACCOUNT,HIS DEPOSITED A BOX THAT CONTAINS A SUM OF $8.5M IN THIS SECURITY FIRM FOR SAFEKEEPING.
I WILL BE GLAD IF THIS HOUOURABLE FIRM WILL GIVE ME A COOPERATE RESPOND IN THIS MATTER.
THANKS
.........YOUR NAME
..........YOUR TEL NUMBER |
Thing of it is, I have a former girlfriend named Peggy. We're still in touch and I'm sure she'll get a laugh out of this one! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:36 am |
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"If you knew Peggy Sue..."
Buddy Holly |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:10 am |
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always preferred Peggy Bundy myself
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x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
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"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:08 am |
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Good grammar though... |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:39 pm |
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What's next - a boy named Sue? |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:57 am |
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^^^^ Yep!
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ZENITH BANK INTERNATIONAL
zenith HeightsPlot 87 Ajose Adeogun Street,
Cotonou Republic Of Benin.
Attn:Payment Notification,
This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of your ATM.I paid it because the ATM Card 8119 1.5m usd,has less three days to expire and when it expires,the money will go into Government purse.
(snip)
Contact Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your Card.
Yours
Mr Sue Daigle
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_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:44 pm |
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According to this lad our Secretary of State is transgendered:
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I want to inform you that your matter was discussed on a meeting hold yesterday concerning how you will get legal documents which will be signed by US secretary of State Mr. Hillary Rodham Clinton before your will receive your fund. |
I sure hope Bill is OK with that. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Pisspot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 53
Location: U.K.
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:47 pm |
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May be why Bill got involved with Monica. |
_________________ Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:56 pm |
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In keeping with the standard baiting practise of always doing the opposite of what the lad wants, I'm a firm believer in calling the ones with female names 'sir' and the male ones 'madam'. They don't always comment, but some of them do get a bit minty, especially the ones who see themselves as Barristers or Bank managers. It starts things as you mean them to go on |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:16 pm |
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Well.... you certainly know it's not politically correct to address anyone by gender these days, dontcha?
Everything goes full circle. We need to revert back to basics and send/receive greeting's like Dear A**hole, again. |
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RayAdverb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:50 pm |
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There are way too many names that I have traditionally thought of as purely female being applied to men lately. Leslie, Dana, Hilary.. there are probably more that I can't think of right now. I don't think I'll ever get accustomed to it. |
_________________ The poster formerly known as Pastor of Muppets
"How can a Microsoft worker be using gmail account? are you so doll?" -- Clement Morgan
"call back your money if there is and wait for a cock sucker to answer you. Your mannal/fraud will place you in jail as soon as you arrive." --Clement Morgan
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:09 pm |
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Actually, the names that RayAdverb lists were traditionally male names that are now commonly female. Others are Ashley, Meredith, and (believe it or not) Shirley.
But enough lecturing. I may try addressing my lads with titles Ms or Madame if I believe they are male.
Do you never notice that lads scamming with male names sometimes address male baiters with terms of endearment like "dear" and even "darling?" |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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