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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
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Posted:
Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:21 pm |
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Who'd have thought that lads love to recite tongue twisters so much. Here's a selection harvested from my voice mail.
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Please feel free to suggest any new ones that you'd like to hear. |
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SlapHappy
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:53 pm |
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How about this, TB? I combined a few oldies, and mixed it all up with some BS. If they are going to say something silly, Bert and Ernie must be around somewhere.
A big bug bit the baby beetle but the baby beetle bit the big bug back.
The big bug racked the baby beetle on attack and baby beetle wacked
the big bug back and snatched his snack pak and despatched it to his pack
of brats. So don't bite a baby beetle wack, rack, or attack, or your snack
pak will snatched by baby beetle and despatched to baby brats. It's better
to crunch and munch for lunch bitter baby beetle so no snack pak will be
despatched to a pack of baby brats. Put some better butter on bitter beetle
to make your bitter beetle better. So big bug bought some better butter for
bitter baby beetle and it did make his bitter baby beetle better! Big bug
cried for fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.
But he was out of luck with a burned better buttered bitter baby beetle
because Bert and Ernie barged and burned his better buttered bitter baby beetle. |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Posted:
Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:05 pm |
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^^^ I've started work on this Slap and I’ve got the first three lines already.
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Posted:
Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:34 pm |
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OMG, that is so stinkin' funny!!
I love the one who is really emoting on the "How much wood.." one. A career on the stage might be in his future.
Awesomely dumb lads! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:02 pm |
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@TB- Thanks! This is killer shit. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Posted:
Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:07 pm |
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The lads have been busy burning their phone credit to produce SlapHappy’s marathon tongue twister and here's the result:
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Some lads aren't very happy about this secret pass phrase wheeze, which they have to use to get their MTCN.
Mr John Koolsman whined
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Hello Ronnie.
I am not happy with the way you are taking this transcation.
I want you to understand that this western union stuff is not working.the Western union office should have given you the M.T.C.N Number Directly and not through an Authomated voice process. |
And Mr Thompson Brown begged
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Dear Ronnie,
Please I cannot go on with this whole thing any more, if you cannot go to the western union office and retrieve the MTCN number yourselves and send to me the MTCN number to me, I don't think you really want me to help you to collect your claims |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:38 pm |
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Thanks, TB! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Posted:
Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:02 pm |
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Excellent modality. |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:51 am |
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The "sixth sheep's" one I know is slightly different and slightly harder "The sixth's sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick," and I was always fond of "shut down the shutters and sit in the shop," but you might have to get the lad to repeat that one three times. |
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SlapHappy
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Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:14 am |
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I like those "S" ones, thud. Maybe combine them with these?
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought
the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
Here's some more I like.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch
wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't
have thought so much. thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to
Mr Outside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and told Mr Inside
to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.
Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside
or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then
both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two
to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott
shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not
Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was
shot and that's hot! Is it not?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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FM60
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 55
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Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:59 pm |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Posted:
Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:33 pm |
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thud419 wrote: |
I was always fond of "shut down the shutters and sit in the shop" |
Click to listen
SlapHappy wrote: |
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it |
Click to listen
The Rev Fred Uke is starting to get suspicious
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I wish to inform you that though your attached MTCN has been received and the retrieval instructions followed to the later without any success.This method of accessing the funds is quite strange here. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
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Posted:
Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:42 pm |
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quite strange here. |
An excellent insight by the lad. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:47 am |
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El Scorcho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2008
Posts: 286
Location: Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Posted:
Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:02 am |
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The lad at 1:30 of the audio file in the first post... could one person sound any more enthusiastic and constipated at the same time? |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
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Posted:
Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:39 pm |
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Today's tongue twister is one I've made up myself. It is:
Eye Ham Ask Hammer
The results sound like a bunch of lads have suddenly been overcome by an uncontrollable desire to confess:
Click to listen
In the meantime, Kenneth Cole, an enthusiastic contributor to this thread, is sick of all this stuff:
Mr Kenneth Cole wrote: |
RONNIE I AM SICK OF ALL THIS STUFF. I TOLD YOU I HAVE CALLED THE WESTERN UNION SEVERALLY THERE WAS NO RESPONSE. |
But that's nothing compared to John Koolsman's declaration:
John Koolsman wrote: |
Look Mr Ronnie i am a reputable man with high standard and i hate people tosing around with me. I have tried the western union line is still thesame and will not try it again. |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
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Posted:
Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:49 pm |
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well done... |
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"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
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"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:13 pm |
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Great modality TB!
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I am a SCAMMER...I AM A SCAMMER...can you give me the MTCN now? |
That last one just killed me. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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windypops
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:39 am |
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I love this TB.
Though, you'd have thought the last one you gave em, would have tripped of the tongue. |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:40 pm |
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Just in, SlapHappy's brilliant "Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not……" tongue twister.
Click to listen
closely followed by "I wish to wish the wish……"
Click to listen
Dr.Lugard Schmoll, Head Customer Care Service for the UK National Lottery, said
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guy come make i tell you, you be dead. na today u start 2 dey do guy? mtcn na 14 number 4 ur village? u nor dey try. i tink say u be better person |
I think he's saying how much he's enjoyed making international phone calls to recite tongue twisters, but I could be wrong. |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 402
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Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:57 pm |
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Here's dedication for you. This lad made three separate calls to attempt "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear....." Listen how he increasingly accentuates "was he?" on each try.
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_________________ Click here for Singing Lads and listen to the back catalogue for talented lads singing. Includes Bohemian Rhapsody, Postman Pat, The Lumberjack Song, Nellie the Elephant, Old Macdonald Had a Farm, Money - That's what I Want and many more. |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Posted:
Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:13 pm |
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I thought I was pushing my luck with today's contribution, but what do you know, the lads came through for me.
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_________________ Click here for Singing Lads and listen to the back catalogue for talented lads singing. Includes Bohemian Rhapsody, Postman Pat, The Lumberjack Song, Nellie the Elephant, Old Macdonald Had a Farm, Money - That's what I Want and many more. |
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Posted:
Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:21 am |
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I threw together one with the lad's favorite animal the goat in case you want to pass it along...
get great gifts for good goats
and good goats get great gifts |
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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Posted:
Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:37 am |
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^^^ Thanks for that limburger. I put the lads to work on this one and it seems that they're more than happy to comply, when the subject matter involves goats. Here's a selection of their efforts:
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
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Posted:
Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:42 am |
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tigbitties: lowlife POS and goats ftw! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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