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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Posts: 14

Hope you enjoy the email string--- Please note that the pics of 'myself' that were sent were of Don Knotts. One in a suit looking respectable, and one in a leisure suit from the 70s. The pic of my 'mom' was Aunt Bee from Andy Griffith show. Enjoy ! They are posted from oldest to most recent.

"From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxx>
Subject: Hi Mike
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxx>
Date: Sunday, August 23, 2009, 7:05 AM

Hi Mike, thanks for writing me here, i hope you had a great night and a lovely weekend too. Let me start by introducing myself, my name is Kathy Franklyn, i am 28 years old, a citizen of the United States of America from Columbus, Ohio to be precise. As i type, i'm currently in London in the United Kingdom, i know you might be wondering why i'm in London but not to worry, i'll tell you. I moved down to London due to a serious heartbreak. I was disappointed by a man i throughly loved, Steven ( My Ex) and i were so much in love that we got engaged and were planning to get married in no time until i found out what brought about the beginning of the end. It really hurt me to know that Steven cheated on me and even got another woman pregnant but the most painful part of it all was that the woman in question was my best friend Kayla. They both fooled me and took me for a fool, could you imagine my fiance and my best friend together? Well being that i lost my mom barely 6 months earlier, i couldn't take it, everything in the city reminded me of Steven, Kayla and my anger for them, so i had to move to London to stay with my aunt who is my only surviving family. Its been over a year now and i'm very ready to move on with my life again but this time by the side of a man who will love and respect me for real and not fool me like Steven did. Well let me not bore you with my story, i would like to know more about you too. Here are my pics cuz i know you will be curious to see the face of the woman you are meeting, hope to hear from you soon....here you go, my pics..."

MY RESPONSE

From: Mike Owenby <XXXX>
Subject: re: Hi Mike
To: kathysmootieXXXXXX
Date: Wednesday, September 2, 2009, 1:17 AM

Hi Kathy !
Sorry that it took me soooo long to get back to you. Thank you for your wonderful email that told me all about yourself. I am really sorry to hear about what happened with you and your fiancee. And I know that losing your mom had to hurt.
I have just been overwhelmed with responses to my ad but when I read your email it really spoke to me. Its not often you come across a woman who wants more than just sex when it comes to these personal ads. So, let me tell you about myself even though you probably read a lot about me on my ad anyway. I am a 39 year old man who is very mature, caring loving and usually happy. I live about 45 minutes away from Dallas Texas in a small town called Terrell. You may or may not have heard of it. I am a guard at the local asylum and generally have a lot of free time on my hands. On the weekends I enjoy skiing on the lake and doing a little bit of fishing. It gets very lonely here since most of the women I meet around my area are either homeless or on crack. Not to say that I live in a bad area. Of course not ! Somehow tho, they always find me. Ive been told by many women that I am very good looking, although I do not think Im anything very special. I have attached 2 pictures of myself. One all dressed up for a party, and the other is me about to go to church. Church and God are very important to me as well. I long for the rapture and cant wait to meet my maker. I try to spend a lot of time playing with my crank since it takes a lot of practice to learn how to use a crank properly. Other than that, I guess you could just say that Im a lonely guy. I was married once, but my wife died about 6 years ago from toxic shock syndrome and I think you can guess how that happened. Im sad about it but time waits for no man. And the insurance money I collected helped me to afford my brand new scooter. Im looking for a partner who enjoys hunting, fishing, snowballing, bukake, and mainlining, but most of all Im looking for a woman who is completely dedicated to a life of love and laughter and fun. I hope to hear back from you soon and I would love to know more about you and what else you are looking for in a man. Sometimes I dream about holding hands with the woman of my dreams under the big Texas sky and gazing out at the stars.
I hope to hear back from you soon Kathy and again, thanks for writing me back!
Mike"

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From: Kathy Franklyn <XXXX>
To: Mike Owenby <XXXX>
Sent: Wednesday, September 2, 2009 5:35:18 AM
Subject: Hi again Mike

Hi Mike, its good to hear from you again, for once i thought you didn't want to write back cuz you had no interest in me but i see i was wrong about that. I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your wife too, i know just how much that hurts cuz i've been down that road before. Thanks for your care and concern, everything that happened is now in my past and i am ready to move on with my life again but this time in the arms of a man who will love and respect me. I really do not know you but i must confess you sounded really calm and nice too and i don't think it would be a bad idea to know you better. Thanks for opening up to me and letting me know what you seek from this relationship, i really appreciate it. Well, as for me, what i seek from this connection is a long term relationship, a bond that will last long and bring the joy and happiness that i need again in my life. What i seek in a man is "LOVE, CARE AND RESPECT" I seek a caring man, a man that is open minded and passionate, a man who is ready to love and be loved in return..so another question, do you think i could find that man in you Mike? write me back soon with an answer ok, i'd love to read your mail soon again. Have a lovely day...Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi again Mike
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxxx>
Date: Wednesday, September 2, 2009, 6:12 PM

Hi again Kathy! So nice to get a reply from you. Im glad you enjoyed my last email and thank you for saying I seem calm and nice.. I rarely go into meglomaniac type of rants, but you know, sometimes in life you just have to let off some steam. And I do understand wanting love, care and respect. They are very important in the loving of someone.. Just like it is very important for the man to be able to support his lady and important for the lady to support her man in all their needs. I think maybe I can be the man you are looking for. I really hope we can get to know each other better and our likes and dislikes. You know, things like favorite color, mine is blue, or favorite food, I love pizza and jigberry soda. I also love to cook and play darts and have fun with the guys at my work. We are big pranksters and just last week I got one of the guys real good with a dirty sanchez prank. It was hilarious ! Anyway, I just got finished taking my morning golden shower to start my day up and feel lots better now. However, I think Im getting an infection in my aereola, but nothing to worry about. I just think I need to clean it a little better since I got the new ring put in. Ive got some dopamine I can take to help it get better. Sometimes I wish I had someone here who could massage my vulva and work out the kinks in my back also because my work day can sometimes be very rough when I spend hours on end kneeling and bobbing at the asylum keeping an eye on the patients, and sometimes the doctors ask us to do things that arent really in our job description. Heck, yesterday I had to deliver a specially fixed tube steak to one of the patients and that most certainly is not in my job description but you know how it is, you do what you have to do. And anyway, my job pays me very well. Im able to afford all my bills and still have my brand new scooter and my two bedroom house and still have enough money left over to go to the movies at least once a month. But money is not a problem for me since my wife died. The insurance money that is left over is all invested in a company called Poontang Delivery Services and they provide a wide range of products to lots of people in the movie business so my investment usually gets me a nice little something in my bank account every month. But now Im rambling and should get back to asking about you and your life.

So you live with your aunt in London? I have never been to London but I bet it is a very beautiful place. Have you ever seen the queen? How about the Gash Cathedral? Big Ben? What do you do over there in London? Do you ever plan on coming back to America? I really hope we can get to know each other better because it seems like you are a very smart caring loving woman.

I cant wait to hear back from you and hope you are having a great time over in London.

Write me back soon Smile

Mike

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From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx>
To: Mike Owenby <xxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, September 2, 2009 1:36:56 PM
Subject: Hi Mike,

Hi Mike, its good to hear from you, i love reading your mails, it seems to me like we've known each other for a long time now but yet the truth is that we only started talking. I see we have alot in common, we want the same from our partners, that makes us both and it would make it easier for us to get to know each other better since our interests are similar. I think trust, honesty and respect are the basic tools to make a relationship work and so far i can see us possessing these tools in this connection and it will help a great deal in getting to know each other better. You know sometimes someone says something really small and it fits right into this empty place in your heart. If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet and if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and souls, i will be yours, you will be mine and we will be ONE. For now, i'd suggest we keep this bond between us strong and alive and see what the future's got for us together...have a lovely day and write soon....Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi Mike,
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxx>
Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 5:32 PM

Well Hello again my dear Kathy ! It is always such a pleasure to read your emails. You are always so positive and in such a good mood. London must be a happy place. I think you are right in saying that trust honesty and respect are key elements in the undermining of a relationship. It seems like we communicate so well together and yes, I think we have a bond together. Your words are always so kind and gentle and filled with respect. Somehow its almost like I can sense the feelings oozing through your words like a corpuscle through a sphincter. Maybe we knew each other in a previous life. I have seen a hypnotist and he was able to regress me in my previous life all the way to when I was a eunich serving one of the great emporers of the aztecs. Wild, I know but I could feel in my mind I was actually there the moment they took my scrotum and gave it as an offering. One day I would like to visit and go see the sites and travel across Europe to visit places like Dunkirk and Dublin and Berlin and Narnia and Paris and Rome. All the beauty and wonders they have to offer. I would love to sample some of the great food like chickenturd soup and noodles that I hear is a specialty in Naples Italy. Or homemade sourmash and potato casserolle from Ewhoree in Belgium. I love exotic foods. I can even drive with no hands. It is fun. But enough about me.

So Kathy please to tell me more about yourself and life in and around London. Is it weird driving the wrong way on the road? How about their crazy cockknee accents? Is it hard to make sense when they talk? Someone told me that there are street people all over in London and it is very dangerous living there......... I understand that you can get free medical care over there and I hear it is fantastic and no one gets sick anymore. Is this true? I cant wait to hear from you soon so hurry and write me back. The more emails I get from you the happier my day becomes and I can only hope and pray that sometime in the near future we can meet each other in person.

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From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxx>
Subject: Hi Mike,
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxx>
Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 6:54 PM

Hi Mike, how are you doing today, i hope your night went well, mine was ok too. I must say i haven't felt this close to any man in a long time now, thanks for bringing out light in me again, all along it has being like i wasn't a part of this world again. My previous relationship really got me down but i am glad that i am finally out of it and its all forgotten and in my past now. More about me, as you already know, i am single, never married and got no kids, i currently live here in london with my aunt in a rented apartment, blonde hair, brown eyes , 5"6 tall and weigh about 125Ibs..... As for what i do for a living, actually i've got a degree in Hotel Management but due to the lack of jobs here, i had to settle for teaching lil' kids, more like daycare. After work everyday, i go hang out with friends and sometimes i help my aunt around the house. I guess i am begining to have accent too, its great living in London and the people here are lovely to be with and friendly too. I see you are bored just as i am here too, its obvious we both need companions. I am glad i have someone like you i can always talk to. Ok now its your turn, you tell me more about you like what you do for a living, your favorite sport, movie, book tv show etc. I will be waiting for your mail soon, i love reading from you...have a great day...Your Firend, Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi Mike,
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxx>
Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 8:46 PM

Hello again my sweet Kathy. I think its magical the connection you and I have already made. Its as though you were my long lost sister with this special bond we are constructing together through words. It just seems like the more emails I read from you the closer I am getting to being with my all time soulmate. The internet is amazing isnt it? You can actually meet someone that is so totally on par with your brain wavelengths and they could be anywhere in the world and you can communicate with them. I find it really sluggish that I can talk to people from all over the world using this little machine. I have talked to people from all over. You name it, I bet I have talked to someone there. I have people I email that are in France, Australia, Nigeria, Antarctica, Canada, Mexico, Germany, Belgium, Switzerland, Sweden, Hershey, Turkey, Chile, Italy and many many more places. Yes, to answer some of your questions, I do get bored here and sometimes I end up playing tag the johnson on the internet or corndogging for amatuers with my next door neighbor Bert and his son Ernie. At other times I just fill up the tank on my scooter and go driving around for hours and hours. Can you believe on my scooter that I can go faster than forty? It gets scary but I am used to it now. Sometimes the wind blows so hard my toupee comes flying off my head.

Lets see, you wanted to know about me some more. So lets start off with my favorite movie which is Victor Victoria. It’s a classic starring john holmes and the story is very scary and flippant and frogging with a slight twist at the end where she becomes a cheerleader for her local chess club. I wont ruin it for you though since you may not have seen it. For a living, I work at a homeless shelter mending shoes and I make lots of money doing this but it can get a little hard on the back having to get my salad tossed day after day in order to get the work done. My favorite sport has to be mud wrestling. The struggle of winning the match and the victor firmly holding the defecated persons head in their upstretched hand makes it all worth it. I also enjoy backyard barbecue and sometimes can just lure a squirrel down from my oak tree and use him covered in sauce. Delicious stuff. It is one of the staples of my dietary mismatches. My favorite book of all time has got to be dianetics by l ron hubbard. The story is about a small child who learns he has cuticle disease and has to struggle with poor hygiene and halitosis all the time he is in his teen years until he finally discovers diapers and then realizes the whole time he never really had to urinate on himself after all. Its one of those books that you just cant put down. My favorite tv show has always been romper room where this lady and her small children live inside this big wooden box with only one window that I can watch them through. Its really a story of survival, jetpacks and the magic place that a deck of tarot cards plays in all their lives... A lot of people my age don’t really like it but I enjoy the fantastic vericose veins that allows the woman to overcome all her problems each episode.

Kathy it is fantastic that you have a degree in hotel management. I bet if you move back to the US you will be able to get a job down here near me. They just opened up a whole string of hotels because of the new gambling riverboat casino they just installed next town over from where I live. They even have dog hotels there so people can bring their pets in. Can you believe that? People actually bring their dogs in and put them in a hotel for a night or two. Some people just have too much money for their own good.

So does it seem to you as though we are getting closer and closer emotionally? I am really beginning to have strong feelings for you now and am wondering if we will ever get to meet in person.

I am off to my local church of scientology meeting but will check my email one more time before I go to bed tonite. I hope to hear back from you soon lovely lady.

Mike

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From: Kathy Franklyn <xxx>
Subject: Morning Mike,
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxx>
Date: Friday, September 4, 2009, 7:36 AM

Morning Mike, its good to wake this morning and find your mail, i'm glad you are really opening up to me and telling me so mich about you. I feel like i can confide in you, i feel like i can tell you just anything about me and i hope i can tell you my problems too baby. I feel a kind of connection between us here and i am really enjoying this bond between us so far. Pls feel free to tell me just about anything ok baby? You can always confide in me and count in me, i will always be here to put a listening hear to whatever you feel like saying. I hope to hear from you again soon.... Your Special Friend, Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxxx>
Subject: Re: Morning Mike,
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxx>
Date: Saturday, September 5, 2009, 7:02 PM

Good Afternoon Kathy,
Kathy it is so nice to finally meet someone who seems to share the same feelings about life and love as I do. I couldnt be happier having finally met someone who may well be the woman of my dreams and pleasures. And you are so beautful. When I see your picture it makes me think of turdtossing and big texas hair. Im so sorry I wasnt able to write to you earlier as I was taking care of my hairplugs and had to go get a corn removed from my toe. These things happen when you get older you know.
Kathy I just feel like we are getting closer and closer to each others heart and souls. And I am really beginning to fall in love with you and wonder if we will ever be able to touch each other in person. I just get so lonely here its like a vision of sauerkraut floating in my head and all I can think of are trumpets of bugles in a big band sounding out the notes to our future together as hornets in a love strewn field of bramblebushes.
I hope this feeling isnt just in my head because I hear many voices and most of them are telling me that you could be the one person I have been looking for ever since my dear sister stopped doing dances for me. Love and understanding are so very important in a relationship such as the one we are building like a bowling ball rolling down a lane and heading for the pins of life on our matchstick men. Happiness can only be found if two people can communicate well and enjoy stimulating conversation.
So tell me how is everything going with you over there in London? Are you enjoying cheating the children and showing them all the things they need to know to grow up to be good little Londoners? Im sure its greatfun teaching them to put a square peg in a round hole. Right now I am busy watching a movie called the killing fields and its a great movei about a poor little gimpy girl who has to battle a tennis elbow affliction and the other kids in high school around her making fun of her lazy eye. Its very interesting stuff.
Kathy I hope you write me back very soon and I cant wait to hear fromyou. Have a good night and I will rub my smiling buddha belly for you.
Mike

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From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx
Subject: Hi Mike Baby,
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxxx>
Date: Saturday, September 5, 2009, 7:51 PM

Hi Mike, how are you doing today baby, i hope your night was as lovely as mine, i had a beautiful night, i couldn't take you off my mind, i thought of you all night before i finally went to bed. I hope you do feel the same way about me too baby, there's nothing i do here, my heart still drifts to you baby. When we first got introduced over the computer, i knew you were for real, the first hello and the first words. It has been a little over some days now, and we are still fondly in each other's minds, souls, and hearts. Before i met you i had no idea what love really was until my heart truly started aching. I never knew a man could have stolen my heart and made it truly his, i never knew i could have deep feelings for a man more just for few days. I long for the day i can finally look into your beautiful soft kind eyes and tell you how much i want to sacrifices for the relationship. The true beginning of my life is when i am going to be there with you. These long years i have waited and all my dreams are finally coming true, i don't know about all of yours. Seeing you every day is going to be the biggest blessing to my heart knowing you are in touching reach of me.You will be my every heartbeat when we are finally together,my every gasping breathe of life. You are one hell of a man Mike, hope to hear from you soon baby....your woman, Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi Mike Baby,
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxx>
Date: Monday, September 7, 2009, 4:21 PM

Hi again Kathy!
Please forgive me taking so long to email you back. I have been enjoying my long holiday weekend here in Terrell chasing rabbits and boinking the neighbors dog. I have so much fun playing with him. My mom also came up for a visit from Anchorage which was nice. She had to hitchhike most of the way but made it in one piece. I have attached a picture I took of her while she was here.
It is always such a wonderful time when I get to read your words of wisdom. You have brought me closer and closer into your heart and make me think about you all the time. The love we can have for one another in the future just seems to shine like a porpoise in the night meanderings. It is crazy love when you think about how you and I have never even met each other but have only seen each others face in a picture. When I first saw you all I could think of was how much you resembled Bea Arthur in the golden girls and how I can imagine your legs being as silky smooth as a penelope colored muskrat on the verge of finding something shiny to take home.
Kathy I seem to think about you all the time and how instead of London you should be here with me while we work hard to build a family together. I have wanted kids since the age of two and have always thought how wonderful it would be if I could find someone to fall in love with and live life just like the show eight is enough which is my favorite show of all time. I would be a happy man to raise someone as butch as kristy mcnichols and have her enjoy the happiness of a womans touch. Together you and I could do that but you are so far away from me.
I think what I really would like is for us to be together and to share our lives with each other and be able to enjoy a cask of amontillago together before I am able to get you filled with enough that I can brick you up inside my walls and leave only your goodies exposed for the fun times..... I think that would be most enjoable for us both.
My dear Kathy, when will I ever get to see you and hold you? I long for the nights together and the days in the future where we can train our kids to be good citizens and to show love and respect to me and when they can treat you like a charity case of a dairy queen blizzard all cold and refreshing and sweet.
I hope to hear from you again my sweet lady, and I hope it is soon. My eyes are red from the loneliness of being without you and I want you near me very soon.
Write me back and we can talk some more. Hurry to me my dear Kathy so we can start our lives together.
Mike

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From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx>
Subject: Hi Mike Love.
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxxx>
Date: Monday, September 7, 2009, 6:13 PM

Hi my love, i was just sitting here and thinking about you baby, so i though i should check to see if you had written and behold, your mail was already here love. It gladdens my heart so much to know that you are ready to start a life with me and raise a family together, i have long waited for a man like you in my life baby, i thank the Lord for finally bringing you into my life. You are the source of my joy and happiness and in your arms i want to remain forever Mike. I am ready to be home with you now baby, i want to start a new life with you, i am tired of living alonely life here, i am ready to start a new life by your side now love. Pls send me the name of the airport you think would be most convenient for you to come pick me up and i will go to the airport here to check on flight departure dates and the cost for a ticket too ok baby? Mike, i do not think there are any words that could describe the way i actually feel about you now, all i know is you, dear love, you are the only man that is in my mind now, the only man that is in my soul, the only man who truly and unconditionally has my heart for my lifetime and many more lifetimes the world has to offer us. When i think about you, my eyes start to water because i know you are somewhere else and not in my arms but the thought of you keeps me going and going for another breathe of fresh air to keep my longing for you in my life going. I will never leave and i will truly never hurt you and i hope you won't me too. I admire you, you are my inspiration for anything and everything on this cold damp earth. I never thought my time would come to love so easily after what i went through in my previous relationship and then it came and i was hit with so much emotion and power i did not know where to put it all. I have stacked it piece by piece in my heart for you, i truly believe you are my soul mate and you are the only man i will only give all i have to offer forever. I hope you never let go of me because i care so much about you and i know you care about me too as much as care about you. Just the thought of you brightens my day completely and sometimes i do bring you there on purpose to make myself happy when i am down. Picturing your smile makes me smile and i cannot wait to actually see that adoring man i know with the unforgettable smile i imagine so soon. I treasure you locked in the big steel safe of my heart. Always and truly yours forever...extend my regards to your mom, write me soon and pls send the airport name too love...I AM SO CRAZY ABOUT YOU MIKE...Your Sweet Woman, Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi Mike Love.
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxx>
Date: Tuesday, September 8, 2009, 10:42 PM

Hi again Kathy,
I was hoping you would write me back. I am always thinking of your emails as a toadspitter thinks of red ants. I am always missing you so much and my mind is always racing round corners and crashing into walls wondering what your next wonderful email to me will be like.
I am so happy that you are ready to come back to the United States and stop wasting your time over in London teaching small children when you could be here with me and surely that is more important than any british child's education. They arent real smart anyway. I mean, just look at them... Bad teeth, cant win a war by themselves and are always losing parts of their empire. They are doomed to fail anyway, right? Ha ha ha.

Anyway, I was looking to see what the closest airport to me is and that would be East Texas Regional Airport near Longview. It is out in East Texas which is where I live. You will love it out here looking at the stars and armadillos and tumbleweeds. Lots of cowboys and oil rigs near where I live, but dont worry about the smell. It doesnt get too bad. Unless the cowboys happen to bring their cowherds too close to my house. Then it can get pretty rank but dont let that bother you one bit. Life out here is superbly pacific and sentourious so that we will have a wonderful beginning to a wonderful end to our story of happiness and joy and love that we will have together with each other. Kathy, I cant wait to hear back from you, so please be sure and write me soon. I hope you are able to come over soon and I hope your aunt wont be too califragalistic about you leaving her. Im sure she wont be since she knows you are getting a really wonderful man who cares deeply about you and will take good care of your cervix and will rub your muffin and wipe the sweat off your brow when you give birth to our wonderful children. Kathy I long for you night and day and cant wait to touch your face and skin and smell the grease in your hair after a long day of cooking deep fried pigskins and cheese poppers for your man. Please hurry to me my sweet woman so we can start our future together. I am so glad I found you.
Write me back soon my sweet love.
Mike

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From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx>
Subject: Morning My Love.
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxxx>
Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009, 8:20 AM

Morning my love, lately every morning when i wake up, first thing i do is to rush to read your mail baby, i feel so good reading your words and i just get so excited knowing that you care about me as much as i care about you too Mike. Hey, i want you to know that i have taken time to think about this already, i already thought of it and i am perfectly sure that this is what my heart desires. My aunt doesn't have a problem with me flying home to you, i already told her about us and she supports this union cuz she knows that since i met you, i have being happier than ever. Thanks for sending me the airport name, you just prove to me that you are really serious about bringing me to you and it gladdens my heart so much to know that. I just can't wait to start a new life by your side Mike, i have being lonely for so long and i've needed a man's touch in my life, i'm glad i have you and i know we are going to be happy together forever baby. One more thing baby, as you already know, i am not rich girl, i only manage to survive here with the help of my aunt. My love, i don't think i would be able to take care of the airfare alone, we will have to join heads to make this work baby. I am ready to contribute to make this a reality with you, the problem is that you are you ready to do that too love? Pls let me know if you will help me with the airfare ok baby? Write me soon love, i really need to know what your response is to this baby...I WANT A LIFE WITH YOU NOW MIKE...Your Woman, Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby <xxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi Mike Love.
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxx>
Date: Thursday, September 10, 2009, 10:20 AM
Hello again my lovely Kathryn,
You wont believe this, but imagine how surprised I was when my boss told me this morning that I may get to fly into London 2 weeks from today for a training session using shock therapy ! Of course the first person I thought of was you and being able to see you and meet you in person. I would love to take you and your aunt out for dinner and I have found a great french restaurant to we can go to in London called the Dipshithole’ Café, and you can show me all the wonderful sites. I can even bring some money over to help pay for your ticket to come back to the states ! Oh Kathryn I am soo excited by the thought of being able to see you in person and meet you. Do not worry about having me stay with you and your aunt though. My company Hogwallers Mental Health will be paying for my flight over there and also they will be paying for a two week stay at the Dorchester Hotel which I hear is almost as nice as a Motel 6 here in the states.

Now remember, nothing has been confirmed yet by my boss, but he said I am at the top of his list since I have the most experience of getting shock therapy and that is a great thing. I will only have to be in training 12 hours a day but after that, I can spend time with you when you can get free. And I will have one entire weekend to explore London and spend time with you!.

Kathryn, Im so excited about the possibility of seeing you, and being able to help you buy a ticket to fly back home to the US. Please go and see how much a flight would cost. Right now, all I could afford would be about $1300 and I think this would help cover the cost of a plane ticket back here. I can probably sell my scooter and get another $800 or more if you need more. Besides, with winter coming and you know how cold it can get here during the winter, I think it would be better for me if I just kept my toupee on my head and took the bus to work. And with this additional training, I can probably get a $12 a week raise so that I can buy you nice things.

Write me back soon and let me know how much I need to bring over if I go to London, to help you pay for your ticket.

With all my heart my love

Mike

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SO, I waited a full day and got no response from my last email and since I dont want to lose SUCH a good woman LOL, I decided to send this follow up email in hopes of keeping the fun going.

From: Mike Owenby [xxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, September 11, 2009 3:01 PM
To: Kathy Franklyn
Subject: Re: Morning My Love.

Hello again Kathy my sweet.
I am sorry to have to tell you that I wont be able to come to London to visit you after all. Today my boss told me that I wasnt quite qualified as a certified limpdicker yet so I wont be able to attend the sessions in London. However, he will be sending me to Hollywood in two weeks to take a substandard course in calisthenics. This will allow me to visit the homes of some of the biggest stars around. I might even be able to see Michael Jackson's burial place. I sure hope so since I am such a big fan of his. I sometimes even put on my little red leather jacket and my jeweled white glove and pretend to sing Billie Jean. He was my hero. His kid fiddling and his dance moves would sometimes bring tears to my eyes. I wish I could have met him in person just once so I could shake his hand and tell him how happy he made me.
But enough about me. Have you had a chance to see how much a ticket from London would cost? I have already put a for sale sign on my scooter which means I might have to walk to work until I can change my schedule to meet the bus schedule but it wont be so bad. And if it brings you home to me then it will all be worth it. I cant wait to caress your face and touch your your hands and bite and kiss your neck and scrotum. The times we will have together will be magnificent and I can be so romantic you will compare me to the great american romeo Ted Bundy. We can watch star wars together in bed and eat raisin bran and quaker oats all day long while holding each other.
I cant wait to hear back from you Kathryn and I look forward to seeing you step off the plane. With all my love and heart, Yours forever.
Mike

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Here's the latest..

--- On Sat, 9/12/09, Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx> wrote:

From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx>
Subject: Morning My Love.
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxxx>
Date: Saturday, September 12, 2009, 9:06 AM

Morning my love, i am so glad i am finally getting to read your mail this morning baby, the internet connectivity here has been down for a few days now and it was just restored back this morning. I was so glad when i read your first mail baby, i was so happy to read that you would be coming to London and we will finally get to meet in person but reading your other mail got me down a lil' bit knowing that you won't come to London again as initially said. I wish you boss didn't change his mind on that, it would have been so lovely to have you here in London with me baby. I just can't wait to fly home to you baby, i can't wait to step off that plane and run to your arms for the first time at the airport love. I have checked on the cost of the ticket baby, its $900, i hope you can get me home soon baby, i am so lonely here and all i want is to be in your arms soon Mike. Pls write me soon and let me know when you can send the money ok baby so that i will get my things ready for the trip. I wish i was there on this weekend love, have fun and write me soon baby...I AM DYING TO BE HOME WITH YOU MIKE...Your Woman, Kathy.

AND OF COURSE, MY WONDERFUL REPLY BELOW

Hello again my darling dear sweet Kathryn!

I was so glad to get your email. Im sorry I wasnt able to respond sooner to it but due to the bickerswelling storm that came thru here and blew down the birdhouse, I wasnt able to get on the internet and have just now gotten finished rigging it up so that the sandorwaller cable is flicking against the nads again and Im able to get back on the internet. Yay ! You go.

So my dear Kathryn, I believe I will have to indeed sell my scooter in order to get some money together to help you make your way back to the United States and Texas and finally back to me my lovely caterwauler. I will sell my scooter sometime this week and if I only eat peanut butter for the next ten days then I should be able to afford to send you the cost of the ticket. I dont mind though because a woman as fundelic as yourself will be worth the sacrifice. I should have the money together by next weekend and maybe if I sell some blood to the blood bank then I can have it sooner. Can you believe that they actually pay you eleven dollars for a pint of blood? Its like having free money! America is so great. And not only that, but it looks like the new medicine I am taking for my erectile dysfunction is finally starting to work, and I think you know what that means! Fun for us. Yay! You go.

So dear Kathryn, please be a little patient with me and I should have the money together by next weekend. I was wondering if maybe sometime before then you could call me or I could call you and we could talk for a while? I have a telephone line that allows me to call international and I would love to hear your voice. Please let me know if we would be able to speak on the phone, even if it is just for two minutes, I would be very happy with that.

Your hound dog,

Mike.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Posts: 14

Here is the latest and greatest !

--- On Tue, 9/15/09, Kathy Franklyn <xxxxxx> wrote:

From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxxx>
Subject: Hi My Love.
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxxx>
Date: Tuesday, September 15, 2009, 2:37 PM

Hi my lov, its good to hear from you again baby, how did the weekend go there for you love, i can see you were busy cleaning up the mess the storm had caused. I hope you thought of me all along baby, i thought of you too baby, i am always thinking of you Mike. The thougts of being in your arms soon just gets me so excited that i just can't wait to finally set my eyes on you soon baby. My love, pls do whatever you want to do to get the money fast ok baby, i am so lonely here, i am tired of living life without you Mike, i am tired of going to bed and waking up without you love. I think talking on phone is a great idea, i can't wait to hear your voice baby, i just wait to hear the voice of the man who has being driving me crazy. Pls send me your phone number ok baby and i will call you from a pay phone here. Write me soon baby and with the number too love...YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME MIKE...Your Woman, Kathy.

(FUNNY HOW SHE LOVES ME SO MUCH THAT SHE IS WILLING TO LET ME SELL MY SCOOTER AND LIVE ON PEANUT BUTTER FOR 10 DAYS LMAO ! )

AND MY REPLY BACK

Ahhh My sweet Kathryn,

It was soo nice to get your email today. Once again, the hail and sleet have been giving me problems and knocked out my internet connection so I am just now able to get back on to email you. I had to go out and climb up my neighbors tree to hook the dohickey up to the saltine and then attach the spandau course up to the knickerdell. I know it sounds like a lot of technical stuff, but it really wasn’t too bad. I just hate having to climb the tree when there are clackers up there squawking at me. Yes yes? But I am now finally able to send you an email my lovely woman.

I get so lonely here in my two bedroom house without you next to me. I am already missing you and you arent even here yet. Sometimes I catch myself calling out your name as if you were already here and then I find that you are still thousands of miles away from me. I wish I had more pictures of you so I could print a thousand copies and hang them all over my wall and ceiling. That’s not obsessive at all, it just means I need you here with me.

My dear Kathryn, I was wondering if there was anyway you could send a special picture to me on email maybe holding a little sign up that says something like Mike # 1, or even one that just says “I love you Mike”. The guys up at my work don’t believe you are real. They say that I am making you up and when I show them your picture they say that I am too ugly to be with someone like you. It would make me so happy and then I could finally prove those guys wrong and I know in my heart that you cant wait to get here to me, but they don’t believe it. Even when I scream in rage and blood runs out my ears and I use lots of expletives that my mommy wouldn’t like, they still don’t believe me. Just yesterday I had to take a suppository to calm myself down. I sometimes get so upset when people call me a liar. Sometimes I would like to put them all in a closet and pour gasoline all over them. I just don’t understand why they treat me so badly. Maybe Im just misunderstood like Robin Hood or Charlie Manson. I sometimes think people just don’t get me. And sometimes that makes me bite my pillow at night.

And yes Kathryn, I would love to hear your voice. Would you prefer that I call you because I would be more than happy to. I can call anywhere in the world from my house. And I hate to think about you using a payphone to call me. Wouldn’t that be very expensive? And Im afraid we wouldn’t be able to talk to each other long because it would cost you so much and I know you are poor anyway so I wouldn’t want you to spend your money like that when I can call you for free. But if you decide you would rather call me, then please call me at 214-448-9200 so I can hear your wonderful voice.

Your loving man,

Mike

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The Latest and greatest

From: Mike Owenby <xxxxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi My Love.
To: "Kathy Franklyn" <xxxxx>
Date: Thursday, September 17, 2009, 10:04 PM

My dearest Kathryn,
I hope you are doing ok. I havent heard back from you. My yahoo email wasdown all day yesterday and maybe yours was too. I dont know. Anyway, I hope to hear back from you soon. I was able to sell my scooter to my neighbor Bubba today and he already gave me half the money and I went and sold a pint of blood also and that was another 20$! So right now I already have half the 900$ you need for the plane ticket and I should have the rest on Saturday. Im thinking of you always. I hope you write me back soon.
Mike

From: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxx>
Subject: Hi My Love.
To: "Mike Owenby" <xxxxxxx>
Date: Saturday, September 19, 2009, 10:13 AM

Hi my love, i am so sorry i couldn't write you until now baby, i know you must have been worried about me, i was worried too baby and i just wasn't happy about it. The first thing i did this morning as i woke from bed was to check for your mail and i was so glad to see that you had written baby. I hope you missed me as much as i miss you Mike, as each day passes, the desire to be in your arms just gets stronger. I am glad to know that you already have half of the money baby, pls keep me posted and as soon as you have it complete, write me so that i can send you the info you'll need to wire the money through western union ok love? One more thing baby, i got your other message where you sent you were having doubts just cuz of what your friends at work probably said to you. That is not good for us baby, we are still fresh and should allow other people's opinion to count in our relationship ok Mike? I am going to clear their doubts when i land off the plane and run to your arms for the first time at the airport ok love? I care about and you i know you care about me too baby, fuck other people and what they say about us. Write me soon baby...I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE HOME WITH YOU SOON BABY...Your Woman, Kathy.

From: Mike Owenby [xxxxxxx]
Sent: Monday, September 21, 2009 4:04 PM
To: Kathy Franklyn <xxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: Hi My Love.

Hello again my sweet Kathryn,

Well, I was having more problems with my internet connection again yesterday and so was unable to write to you, but do not be afraid. Your champion of twinks is still alive and kicking here in Terrell trying to raise the funds for you to get to him. I had a small garage sale this weekend and was able to raise another 14 dollars by selling off my old socks and my lego set collection which I have had since childhood. I also dispensed with my Star Wars figures and my half eaten jelly beans which brought in an extra 8 dollars I wasn’t expecting. This weekend I went and saw the new Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Curse of the Magic Chamberpot which is all about a maid who runs from the devil until she falls headfirst into a chamberpot and it becomes cursed and everytime Harry tries to pinch a loaf, a monster comes out and bites his anus and leaves weird markings on it which his friend Ron has a close look at and determines it is actually a message from the minister of foreign relations office advising Harry that he owes back taxes and his gonads will be taken away if he is unable to pay the amount owed. It was very funny stuff and I havent laughed that hard since I was s small child and taken to a ritualistic pygmallion ceremony where my foreskin was cut off and made into a large broth that all my relatives enjoyed at the picnic.

Kathryn, I know what you mean about the guys up at work not believing me, but you arent the one that has to endure their riducle and their cockblocking and their cruel jokes where they deposit defecations into my locker to scare me. They are just jealous knowing that soon I will have the woman of my dreams on my arm while they are left with their foul smelling heffer wives who cant cook and don’t clean themsleves well in their private areas. I know because I have had the opportunity to visit many of their houses at night when they werent aware of it and I have stood outside their windows and watched in fascination as the wives undress and the men have to try and pretend to be asleep so their wives cant see them naked and get turned on and try to mount them like a wild bull rides a kitty kat. It usually ends up with me leaving with a stain on my pants and a rapid heartbeat. That’s what you give me too, a rapid heartbeat and a stain in the pants my love everytime I think about you and I being together for the first time. When we can throw our arms around each other and I can shove my tongue down your throat and show everyone around that you are truly my woman for life and will be with me always !

I cant wait to see you here soon my love. You are always in my dreams and thoughts.

Your devoted love machine,

Mike

Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:44 am

Ha ha, great bait. Nice that you let her know right away what you like..

Quote:

Im looking for a partner who enjoys hunting, fishing, snowballing, bukake, and mainlining

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:42 am

Mike, I don't think it's wise that your baiting characters name is the same as your forum user name. Although I haven't seen that mentioned anywhere..

Good that she knows that yall will have to join heads to make this work baby.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:44 pm

^^^ I agree it could be a direct link back here. PM a Mod maybe a good idea?

Apart from that BRILLIANT

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