Mass NASA Bait

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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:16 pm

Haha! I'm happy now. Have fun with my mugu Mortal.

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:18 pm

Haha! I'm happy now. Have fun with my mugu Mortal.

P.s. Maybe you could mask the name?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:21 pm

Ok

I'll give him a special care Cool

Quote:

Greetings

I am so surprised and excited! I always wanted to be a rocket scientist. How big donation do you need from me?

I have replied so far. Cool

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:26 pm

I wish I could join in but I'm away this weekend.

P.s. Sorry about the double post - I can't get rid of it.

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:34 pm

I got the script too. I sent a rather pompous reply about humans co-operating and building a better galaxy for everyone, but it's a bloody shame the lads seldom read the replies.

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:53 pm

^^
Well he may have to start reading replies, because he has no other scripts to go by.
When I get a reply from him, I may advise him to read replies fully + answer ALL questions asked.

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:58 pm

I wish I had such a caring oga =).

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:06 pm

Quote:

remeber bra, read EVERY message, so that u give effective response.
u may wonder why there only 1 format - because writing personal replies makes u better, it gets u further.
also, be sure to answer questions the best u can - it builds trust between maga + u.

remain bless, and make the big bois proud.

from your good oga friend.

Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:14 pm

I just got the script in my inbox, so I have to reply now Razz

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:03 am

Pah. His reply to my first message was little more than a snipped version of the original message. I guess actually reading the message took so much energy that his speech (or writing) centers overheated.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Posts: 265

I got the first email as well. Looks like I can startup my sandwich business in space now Twisted Evil

My goal will be to get some nice new sandwich recipes "designed for space". I hope he bites (pun intended).

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

I haven't heard a peep yet :/

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jun 2009 Posts: 181

I decided to try a crazy approach and told him I'd be glad to help. However right now I am in a super secret trip to Mars.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do, but I'm sure I can eventually try for something fun Wink

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:12 pm

Tell him you're the last on the right

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:17 pm

^Heh, I told him that I'm an astroengineer, and I participated in creating such wonderful spacefaring devices such as . I'll need the 40 million for continuing my research. I hope you're having fun with the lad too, I'm just a tad worried about him being mentally scarred because of our ridiculing. Just a tad. Very Happy

EDIT: Masked the device in case the lad decides to Google it.

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:18 pm

How's things going for everybody?

My lad sent me this:

Quote:

DITTO.

Broder how far, i have been writing you but i havn't had from you. Broder Please help me to send your phone number so that i can call your, But i we appreciate when we meet in person.

Please bro get back to me because my blood is hot here.

Thabks for your help

(lad).

What's the matter with him. Has someone here upset him?

Very Happy

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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:23 pm

Quote:

Please bro get back to me because my blood is hot here.

Is he gay?

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Posts: 265

I think this guy is freaking out because he actually is getting responses. Unfortunately he sent out a snipped version of the first email on my initial response. I think he doesn't know what to do with the responses.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Posts: 265

Got his third reply now:

Quote:

ATTNETION: 1v4n

Oh we worship our souls to you, in hope you surrender our slaughter. You are even bigger than Sun, for the sun is weak in comparison with you, oh great one.

We need you to donate to NASA, to help our ships stay a-float above the earth. If we do not get enough money, our ships will run out of energy, crashing into earth, burning our clouds and stars and peoples.

You will gain $40,000,000 if you help us, my Lord.

We need your help in saving our planet Mars, to stop it from freezing us. Join us, Lord Mercury, we do not need
to fight

Your Attention is needed in donating the sum of $50,000 to Nasa Oh great one we will worship you.

Thanks you, great one we praise you.

YoursTruelly.
Dr M0nc3 Dunv3d.

He is going for the big bucks. that's for sure. I asked him for the third time now, what I need to do.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:34 am

^^
Me too. I got the varied script twice now.
What should I tell him (as oga) to say next?

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jun 2009 Posts: 181

This guy is so sad he can't come up with his own replies.

I also dont really know what to tell him now. Make up a story by himself?

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

How about telling him to write a response containing a sick unicorn.. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Posts: 265

I sincerely hope that he wants to help out in setting up a sandwich bar on Mars. He should work with me on that Cool

. I'll pay big buckets ... i mean bucks for that.

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:55 am

He's asking me what he should do with some details sent by someone.
What should I say?

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

Looks like this landed in the spam box of an account I don't check very often, on September 10th. I replied, but it's probably too late.