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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:45 am |
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I need to convince (or prove) to a lad that the script below is real. I need some rich magas please to 'give' HUGE donations:
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Greetings,
I come as a surprise, I understand. Please forgive me, i mail you from space, This Is The NASA, we come to you iin peace. Sorry, joke. What is not joke, is reason why I mail you today. NASA needs you. We need you to donate to NASA, to help our ships stay a-float above the earth. If we do not get enough money, our ships will run out of energy, crashing into earth, burning our clouds and stars and peoples.
I write to you for help in saving our planet Mars, to stop it from freezing us. Join us, Lord Mercury, we do not need to fight. You know how you are king; we worship our souls to you, in hope you surrender our slaughter. You are even bigger than Sun, for the sun is weak in comparison with you, oh great one.
You will gain $40,000,000 if you help us, me Lord, and all the deals under the uh, moon. We bow to you oh great one, for you are life, death and love. Oh great Mercury, we can rule the universe together, screw NASA, I want you, oh bright star. We require you for our project, so provide your moronic details bellow:
name:
address:
phone no:
initials:
Thank you, great one, we appreciate your help. As a bonus, let us throw in an extra $1,000,000, for keeps sake. We will worshipp you forever, oh salvation.
Dr M0nc3 Dunv3d. |
Don't worry, I don't understand it either . |
Last edited by 667jjk on Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:43 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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Jesperthegoth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
Posts: 25
Location: Behind you
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:25 am |
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Pm sent (twice accidentally). I can't wait =D. |
_________________ i don't do small boy deal. i do man to man deal |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:13 pm |
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Anymore maga(s)? I want at least 5. |
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dutchkroket
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
Posts: 265
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:14 pm |
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Oh why not. Don't have much lads on my hands atm. PM sent. |
_________________ x6
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i decided to check not you just to make sure you are ok - Abubakar Hamza
is only an idiot will see a life opportunity and ignore it - Florence Jackson
YOU ARE VERY LOCKY THAT YOU GET BACK TO ME IN TIME - BALA |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:28 pm |
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Thanks guys. I need just 3 more... |
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Loupeitak
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jun 2009
Posts: 181
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:03 pm |
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Pm sent |
_________________ x4
Alima Shinkafi - Senegal to Gambia
"Enough of these entire hullabaloos that you are exhibiting." - John Devaney (First bait)
"my intention is to submit your information to the bank under the pretence that you are the owner of the funds" - John Devaney (thanks for giving that away lol) |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:26 pm |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Ok I can take a part |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:47 pm |
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^^
Thank you.
1 more and we're off!
First come, first serve.
NB: I'm a bit busy to be a maga - I'll be pushing my mugu on! |
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RayAdverb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:41 pm |
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I'm in. I could use another lad. |
_________________ The poster formerly known as Pastor of Muppets
"How can a Microsoft worker be using gmail account? are you so doll?" -- Clement Morgan
"call back your money if there is and wait for a cock sucker to answer you. Your mannal/fraud will place you in jail as soon as you arrive." --Clement Morgan
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:45 pm |
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^^
PM when ready.
Once I get Ray's address, I'll talk to my lad. Hopefully things will be done by tomorrow.
Update: Emails sent to lad. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:03 pm |
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Nice, I'll be following this one.
About 5 years ago there was a real lad script circulating about getting advance fees to rescue a Nigerian astronaut stredded in a space station for 14 years. I kid you not. Google him, I think his name was usually (something) Tunde. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:42 pm |
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Let me know when/if you receive the message. |
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dizzee
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Sep 2009
Posts: 13
Location: Australia
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:53 am |
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HAHAHAHA thats awesome!!! I'll be watching this one |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:56 am |
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Isnt this to obvious?I think i cant even fool my 12 year old daughter with this mail. |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:04 am |
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hahaha... funny email |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &
Team Mr Bigg's |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:03 pm |
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Well I think it's too long for any lad to read, so I can get away with it.
Has anyone received anything yet? I haven't checked my messages. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:20 pm |
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Nope... At least I have not noticed anything. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Loupeitak
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jun 2009
Posts: 181
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Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:32 pm |
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Nothing here either |
_________________ x4
Alima Shinkafi - Senegal to Gambia
"Enough of these entire hullabaloos that you are exhibiting." - John Devaney (First bait)
"my intention is to submit your information to the bank under the pretence that you are the owner of the funds" - John Devaney (thanks for giving that away lol) |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:36 pm |
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Ok, I've sent him a message to push him. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:37 pm |
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By the way what is his name? What email should I expect? |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:53 pm |
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^^
Ok, I can't guarantee anything, but I just told him to put 'nasa calling' in the subject line. Whether he does that is a different matter.
As for his name - again, no guarantees - but he may set up an account for a M0nc3 Dunv3d, or he did reply to me as a 'Dr Usm3n Sh4msud33n' but whether he'll bait with that I can't be sure.
I would tell him to set up a new address but he hasn't replied to me since yesterday morning.
I am trying to get him moving though... |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:12 pm |
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Ok maybe you should email him to tell you once he contact us ... It may be a good idea... |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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667jjk
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: On one side of the circle
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:22 pm |
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^^
Yip, did that - I just wish he'd hurry up and reply. He seemed pretty grateful when I handed over the address' yesterday. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:10 pm |
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[email protected]
Lad replied - sent me the script.
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Greetings,
I come as a surprise, I understand. Please forgive me, i mail you from space, This Is The NASA, we come to you in peace. Sorry, joke. What is not joke, is reason why I mail you today. NASA needs you. We need you to donate to NASA, to help our ships stay a-float above the earth. If we do not get enough money, our ships will run out of energy, crashing into earth, burning our clouds and stars and peoples.
I write to you for help in saving our planet Mars, to stop it from freezing us. Join us, Lord Mercury, we do not need to fight. You know how you are king; we worship our souls to you, in hope you surrender our slaughter. You are even bigger than Sun, for the sun is weak in comparison with you, oh great one.
You will gain $40,000,000 if you help us, me Lord, and all the deals under the uh, moon. We bow to you oh great one, for you are life, death and love. Oh great Mercury, we can rule the universe together, screw NASA, I want you, oh bright star. We require you for our project, so provide your moronic details bellow:
name:
address:
phone no:
initials:
Thank you, great one, we appreciate your help. As a bonus, let us throw in an extra $1,000,000, for keeps sake. We will worshipp you forever, oh salvation.
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_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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