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Master Baiter Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 113

I love to see what they write when they can't cut & paste a response. Got this one with little effort:

You are hereby notified that the paying bank has given you up till next week Monday to comply otherwise they will have no other option than to stop your transfer and finally terminate it and return the funds to the Federal Reserve Account and this happens that means that you will never claim your funds again. You have only fews from now to safe your transfer from out right cancellation, buckle up now before it is too late for you.

Sounds official!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 76

oooooo... I'm shaking!!!

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:50 pm

OMG 2b terminated is so final, can I have some more fews if I promise to buckle up right away.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:08 pm

"buckle up" Laughing

I like that one. Very Happy

One my favorite off script messages to me came after this ridiculous email I wrote when I was bored.

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Treasure Collins,

I sent Mr. Stephen an email, but it has sailed back to me and has run aground.
Mr. G0mer explained to me that he had to make Mr. Stephen Olabisi Onasanya walk
the plank for stealing customer funds and Mr. G0mer billyclubbed his email box.
Mr. G0mer also gave me the revised Code Of Conduct (ATM-13471) which supersabers
the Code Of Conduct (ATM-13470) that you provided to me. It runs yours through, and
makes it null and void as stated in the New and Improved Version of the Code Of Conduct.
Mr. G0mer stated to me that he will appoint a new Head Of The ATM Office soon, and that
I should wait for him to contact me before I send in my next $5000 payment.
I'm glad that you have Mr. G0mer working in your office as he has saved me from certain
loss of my funds. Thank you again, and I'll be hearing from you again, soon, I hope.

Warmest hugging regards to you and to Mr. G0mer,

3wuznut B0wnyisterd1

They replied:

Quote:

3wuznut Bownyisterd1,

Let me inform you now that you should stop every communication with Mr. G0mer,
and let me also tell you that Mr. Stephen Olabisi Onasanya is a very good man.
He was appointed to take over as the New Managing Director and Chief
Executive, First Bank of Nigerian PLC just last month, so Mr. G0mer is not telling
you the truth OK and l don't know Mr G0mer, so stop Every communication with
him now or i will stop your payment.

Mr. Stephen Olabisi Onasanya is still the Managing Director and Chief Executive,
First Bank of Nigerian PLC, so i don't understand what your talking about. Be
very careful. your fund is still with First Bank of Nigerian PLC . So send to me
all your information and don't send any money o Mr G0mer, i don't know him.

Regards,
Mrs. Treasure Collins (Hon.)
Secretary to the Presidency

ATM ENABLES YOU TO MAKE WITHDRAWALS WORLD WIDE. MAKE A WISE CHOICE OF
TRANSFER, POTABLE AND ECONOMICAL Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:10 pm

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POTABLE

I just loves potable is it gin or vodka?

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