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Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

^^What the hell was that?!?! Did you just steal her dog? Shocked

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:15 pm

yeah, I guess that's my skill. Not bad since all I've got to really fight people is a sissy little pocket knife.

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:53 am

with that skill, you should look for opponents with a bear.

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:54 am

Stab me, stab my ferret, but its hammer time

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:47 pm

I haven't found any bears to beat up, but at least I know who to pick on.
http://mr-scissorkick.mybrute.com/fight/766472065

Edit:
I just noticed Bohigal paid my brute a visit. Anyone else who needs an easy win is welcome; just make sure your pets are on a leash.

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm

WTF? Some dude turned up with a bloody trumpet! ..which turns out to be a good weapon

Level 7.. but I see the tournament winner is level 235, so a wee way to go yet

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:27 pm

Did the My Brute site crash?

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:04 pm

^^ Yes.
My awesomeness probably overloaded the server.

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:48 pm

Beat by a geezer with a toasting fork, looks like one of you lot.
http://inspector-death.mybrute.com/tf/90388562

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:46 pm

This is how you take care of a guy toting a wolf and a dog.

http://slightlyoutofit.mybrute.com/fight/852034602

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:42 pm

^ you ran over, gave him a hug, and he quit? what kind of a fight was that?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:08 pm

I don't know what it is (probably my incredible good looks) but since I've been promoted to Level 18 (yes, I know I'm awesome) everyone is taking a pop at me.
I've gone from averaging one or two fights a week to about 20 a day.

Obviously, I win most of them (I'm quite brilliant) but people must be trying their luck because my character looks so crap at first glance.
Sucks to be them when he kicks their asses.

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:17 am

Somebody just jumped on my head, grabbed all my weapons and beat me to death with them. I think it was my ex-wife.

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:44 pm

3 fights, 3 wins, at least I didn't take a pop at Slightly today (got my arse kicked yesterday) even beat some guy with an overgrown chicken drumstick.
Now level 8. and the top level is ? (way over 245)
edit to add:
sometimes you get the chicken drumstick,
sometimes it get you.
oh bu88er!

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:24 pm

damned if I'm getting sucked into this stupid game without bumping it up now and again.

If I suffer, you all suffer - I believe that is my family motto!

Si ego sino , vos totus sino

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:29 pm

^^ You're not the only one.

It's a chore keeping my shitty character going - when you get to the late teens, it takes weeks to level up.

But now I've started I'll be buggered if I'm going to stop until I get a bear. Or at least the bollocks on a stick.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:27 am

^^ I'd just like the button that makes my idiot use the stuff he's got, or at least not throw away a perfectly good chicken drumstick in favour of a tiny, tiny fruit knife.

I want what she's having: http://clapmonkey2.mybrute.com/fight/1007304078

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:56 am

^^^^ You just got toasted by a level 7 Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:08 pm

A brutal error has been encountered!

Again?

I hope it doesn't take too long to fix this,must still have my blokes/gals fight today!

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:22 pm

They really are down a lot

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:54 pm

Finally.... and this is how you beat a man with a bear and a dog Evil Lol

http://forker-toon.mybrute.com/fight/1069411458

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:13 am

Finally I got me a pet, a dog. More of a cat person, me, but it's a step towards a bear I suppose.

I also have smelly-armpit power which frightens animals away.
Art imitating life again.

Smelly armpit power - warning, sometimes causes Brute amnesia, apparently

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:55 am

I killed a bear!!!
First one I've ever beaten.

http://slightlyoutofit.mybrute.com/tf/438904

I'm now, officially, beyond awesome.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:51 am

Quote:

Or at least the bollocks on a stick.

Paul Teutil Senior has not only got the knobbly bollocks onna stick but the mega knobby bollock onna stick too.

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 pm

It really annoys me that 1 millisecond after finishing a fight it is 'forgotten' Evil or Very Mad

I just got beat by a chick in her underwear armed with a rope and a toothbrush, so naturally I was both enjoying it and looking forward to cornflakes in the morning. Turns out the toothbrush was bollocks on a stick and she beat the sh1t out of me. So like real life.

Slightly, you don't cross-dress do you?

The only plus is that my chicken drumstick now has extra lead in it, or a brick, and can knock seven bells out of people.. when I'm not chucking it over my shoulder for no reason.

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