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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:49 pm |
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When my 5-month old son woke up this morning, out of the blue I said to him "wetin dey!" He seemed to like it so I've been speaking ladspeak to him all morning. "Abeg don cry broda" and so on. Have I warped my baby for life? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:59 pm |
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As long as he doesn't start sending out formats, I think you're OK.
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Greetings in Barney's name. Please forgive the unusual manner I have contacted you in. I have two trunk boxes full of baby formula being held by a security company in Benin... |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:04 pm |
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^^you owe me one monitor |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:15 pm |
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You only need to worry when he starts of about goats, guymen and oga's. That's when you know you've taken it too far .. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:29 pm |
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... or when he starts asking you to WU his allowance. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:33 pm |
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bohigal wrote: |
Am I a bad mother? |
For trying to bring your child up bi-lingual? Of course not. (just off to inform social services about you)
But does that make you a GOOD mother? |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:58 pm |
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Bo, you must feel proud that your 5 mth old son is already smarter than Fam-Aww and others. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:02 pm |
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luckey wrote: |
I have two trunk boxes full of baby formula being held by a security company in Benin... |
You're luckey I wasn't feeding Bo Jr. when I saw that or he would have popped off!
Actually I do have all the free formula samples they sent me and I don't need it. If you'd like to get some before I donate to the food shelf, just email your Name, Address, Age, Shoe Size, and Marital Status... |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:24 pm |
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That is an excellent approach to parenting - I suggest we all take it up.
Raising armies of young baiters is exactly what we need - I only wish my wife would teach our kids ladspeak... |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:47 pm |
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For the long road trips, instead of "are we there yet" I will teach him to say "how far my Mummy, how far?"
Poor Mr. Bohigal doesn't stand a chance. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:49 pm |
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I'll bet he has already spoken his first pidgin.
"OOOOOOOOOOO" |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:51 pm |
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I'm sure there's been a "mugu" and "maga" in there somewhere too. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:04 pm |
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so then, I assume you will refer to any family vacations as safaris?
and btw, I do not think they will qualify you for a pith. |
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Diablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jun 2009
Posts: 355
Location: Heaven Don't Want Me and Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:05 pm |
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Am I a bad mother? |
for real?
every mother who is asking this of herself, is a good mother
maybe with humour |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:19 pm |
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If he G0mer chops you verbally you're in deep trouble. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:22 pm |
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^^^As he has no teeth yet, "Mr Gummer" might work better
Won't his daddy be surprised when he gets back! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:29 pm |
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You can raise him on wonderful stories of his grandfather, Chairman Charles Soludo and all the money he raised for international business benefiting his countrymen to no end.
Flash forward 8 years to your son on the playground:
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Pardon the interruption my dearest but i must report to you on a grave and suddern emergence that has required my utmost attention these many months. Could you please forward to me your monies designatted for your lunch meal so that i may release my poor cousin Jenni from the refugee camp in the ivory corst? I can assure you that upon her return she will provide you with riches that her great-uncle Ret. Gen. Sanni Abacha has left to her in an account that only requires some additional steps to acquire... |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:13 pm |
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Think of it as an early education.By the time he gets to school he will know the names of major cities in West Africa,what airports serve them,where major ports are located,and just how to find the nearest Simba Safari camp. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:11 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:14 am |
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I always say, "Don't follow me. I'm going to be hit by a bus on the way to Western Union"
Which also happens to be a 419 eater bumper sticker.
The kids ever ask where we're going, I also tell them, "Western Union."
Personally, anything that makes your kids laugh, or helps them sleep, do it. Except giving them Brandy with their formula. They can smell it, and you need to mask it with something else... |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:21 am |
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Hahahaha, you Bad Mother! |
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Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 647
Location: Hangin' 11
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 am |
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My kid has already asked me to stop saying "Message received, content well noted." I might have to start with "Wetin dey?" |
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:32 am |
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when your childs first words are "mugu" all the doubt will melt away.
-your a great mother ! |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm |
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Eaters have propegated... ???
I think that is fantastic Bo. S/he will be a well rounded baiter... er ... I mean citizen. Fluent in multi languages and not a victim in waiting. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm |
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OMFG My mother does not even know english... But I bet pidgin and ladspeak would be so much easier for her...
Let me know once your son sets up a yahoo mail.... |
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