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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:46 pm

I'm so excited I think I could piss myself. My excitable lad Mr M@tthews (or rather, his cohort) has just travelled 5000 miles (or 8000 km) from Puch0ng, Malaysi@ to C@iro, Egypt. Honestly, I really didn't think he would. I didn't think any lad would. I mean, I know other baiters have gotten longer distances out of them, but I hardly thought I'd ever get an intercontinental trip myself. My life is now fulfilled. Mr. Green

Mr McLivingst0ne writes upon arrival:

Mr Mac wrote:

Attn Mr J0hn W@yne G@cy.

Sir,

All efforts to reach you on phone proved abortive.this is to inform you that I have arrived safely in c@iro this morning ,you can call me on +20141xxxxxx or notify to me by email your arrival schedule as soon as possible.

Thank you.,

Dougl@ss M.

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The typically verbose Mr M@tthews is getting nervous:

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

I fall into a long sleep.

How far now? Have you communicated with Douglas? I saw missed private calls on my phone and I guessed it might be either you or Dougl@s. Have you bought your ticketing and what’s your travel schedule?

Lest I forget, were you able to activate a satellite phone as you said?

Please reply.

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

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From: "Dougl@s McLivingst0ne" <[email protected]>
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In case anyone is wondering, yes, these are the same lads from this thread.

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:56 pm

Wow, congratulations! I hope he's stredded good.

Are you going to have him build a pyramid before he leaves? At least we should get some pictures.

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:09 pm

^^ Build a pyramid? Unfortunately (or fortunately, I suppose), I've been playing the "submissive" - if you will - role in this bait, so I just don't see that happening. But some pictures would be nice. I've always wanted a virtual tour of Egypt. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:13 pm

Could he send a postcard?? It would be nice to have an Egyptian stamp!

Congratulations on a truly remarkable bait.

Bruin

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:17 pm

^^ Fine idea. I've been gold for a while now. I suppose it's time I make use of the dropboxes.

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:24 pm

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:48 pm

well done, I do like the postcard idea.

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:05 pm

Bob and Ghecko: Thanks, gents. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:14 pm

^^ Very welcome. I'm anxious to see how this turns out! 8000KM's - Jeeeezzzzzz Shocked

Did he win an air ticket with a sweepstake or something Shocked

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:15 pm

Nice work, Nick! Very Happy

This is the first intercontinental safari in a long time, and a great accomplishment! Yes, we want pics! Some kind of momento for your mantlepiece. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:16 pm

There's a webcam at the pyramids:

www.pyramidcam.com/

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:26 pm

Bob:

I hope not. I'd like to think he spent the money for the air travel.

Slap: Pictures sound like a great idea. But now, I'm thinking more along the lines of...

Tuco ...webcam. Nice. I guess my flight's going to get redirected a bit. Wink

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:31 pm

outstanding work mate!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:36 pm

A live introduction to all your friends here would be fantastic

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:55 pm

WOW what a excellent bait bow_down

i think for safari that far they have to use a special safari siggy like a golden pic. Golden Pith

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:57 pm

Ladbuster: You're too kind.

Tuco: Very Happy

Diablo: Aww, shucks. Embarassed

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:09 pm

It´s an outstanding achievement Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:09 pm

5K miles for nothing...

Oh boy, your lad is going to be seriously pissed.... Very Happy

Outstanding work.
bow_down

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:14 pm

Frumpy: Thanks, man.

Llam: I don't want to let him in on it yet. I'd rather jerk him around a bit more, maybe get him to travel a bit more. What's 100 miles when you've already done 5000? Wink

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:18 pm

^^ Why should he be pissed? He gets alot of knowledge with this trip. Ancient history, visiting the piramids, King Tuth's stuff. Hot airconditoned rooms he can't afford. I've heard they have quite decent beer there in Egypt, beautiful girls (you have to marry them first though before anything would happen). Naaaah, he'll have a great time there and at the end he will thank Nick The Cop for such an exeptional experience for sure Laughing

We should think about having a collection to pay his trip back to his country (preferably by boat) We are not that bad Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:31 pm

Oh, I'm not suggesting you burn him at all yet, he clearly has the travel bug and who are we to deny him the opportunity? ....but he's still going to be one frustrated lad when he goes away with nothing. Laughing

... and I think it's good that you are concerned enough about the lads health to get him out of that nasty smoky Internet cafe with those horrible plastic chairs.
He'll benefit from new scenery, fresh air and the exercise.

He may not thank you for it.

But he'll benefit from it.

@bobdemol
I'm sure Eater would whip together for a little one man inflatable dinghy that he could paddle home Very Happy

The paddles would be extra, of course.