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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:17 pm

As wild and chilly weather hits my home town, I've got a rather bad cold. As I'm not feeling well, I'm taking this out on a couple of Lads - one in particular, who got a renamed dll as a bank statement bitmap he'd insisted that Cammy have scanned at a cyber cafe or wherever. He wrote:

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I am on receipt of your mail but the payment slip did not open. do rescan it again and send it as Jpg image. do ask them to scan and save it as jpg image to enable it open.

Oh dear...

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What the fuck are you on about? The slip looked fine when it arrived! I don't want any more of this bullshit.
Just tell me if the money's in your account or not - you don't need the payment slip for that. Thanx to going out to do your dumb errands in wild weather, right now I'm running a fever, I have a headache like I've been shot between the eyes, and when I sneeze the windows rattle, so I have a very low tolerance for your whingeing right now.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:49 pm

No better outlet for cold-angst! I can imagine the lads expression...

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:57 pm

If only we could send them colds. I'm just over what I think might've been the dreaded swine flu. All the symptoms were right. Get well soon.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:06 pm

It seems to have gotten cold very quickly all of a sudden here too! and im tired of the rain!!!!!!! Shocked

Oh well. Im knee deep is spam to keep my busy Laughing

Smith your avatar rocks by the way

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:36 pm

I agree with badgerbait. I'm a lot more easy-going with my RL friends and family when I can take out my grumbles on a lad or three.

After that description, he'll probably ask the cafe manager to disinfect the PC he was sitting at.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:14 pm

Hope you feel better, Yastreb! Wink

Great insult and can't wait for a reply. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 144

Yastreb, I hope you feel better. I always love reading your rampages to lads! Smile

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:35 pm

Get well soon, and.. Dont forget to post the "lovely" reply!!

Laughing

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Yastreb I do hope you feel better soon as well.
I love reading your rants to lads , it made perfect sense to me and Im sure it will to the lad too. Laughing

Im glad your feeling better PsycheDelia_Smith. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:27 am

Actually there are forum rules about sending lads viruses.

Hope you get better Yastreb. Give the lads hell until then.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:10 am

Aww... he's all polite now.

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I am on receipt of your mail. It will take three to four days for the money to enter the account and as soon as I confirmed that the money has entered the account, I will inform you.
I am epecting the money to enter the account by tomorrow friday or saturday.

So Cammy was nice too:

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Suits me! I just want to get better and stop frightening my cat each time I sneeze. Misty isn't normally that jumpy.

I expect an angry email sometime after Saturday.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

I've always wondered why lads get so insistent on having sight of the bank deposit slip, as you say you don't need it when you can see the transaction on the account (well you can't because it's not there and never will be!).

I think they have to show to the actual account holder that the deposit was theirs in order to claim their share of it. This may involve several levels of lad and oga along the way.

It surprised me when asem baiting for bank account details how often some bank accounts got repeated by different lads.

It really gets to them when you say "I've paid the money into the private account of Charles Soludo at the Central Bank of Nigeria" even when they're scamming as Chucky himself. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

@ N N N I believe there is a lad business leasing bank accounts. When a transfer is made the lad needs to prove that the transfer was his so he can collect his funds less a (substancial) service fee.

This is one of many reasons the lads like WU where they only need to tip the WU agent.

Killing bank accounts impacts lads further up the lad food chain and should be encouraged. Twisted Evil

p.

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:05 pm

@ pablo

Hadn't heard that but

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less a (substancial) service fee.

pure poetry

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:10 pm

Well, wouldn't you know it? This arrived:

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There was a mistake in that account information which you pay the money into and I just find out this morning when I went to confirmed if the money has entered the account.
Please, go to your bank and aks them to call back the money from that account and retransfer it into the below account information..

Alan must have worked his magic. jump_4_joy

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

^^^

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retransfer it into the below account information

Two piggies Thumbs up

p.

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:47 am

@ Yastreb how many bank accounts are you aiming for from this one lad? Rolling Eyes

Is it possible that the first account has been 'dollar chopped'? So many angles and all obtuse. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:45 am

How many accounts? As many as I can get. Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:03 am

This just sent:

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What in the name of Asgard went wrong? I haven't been able to get to the bank and I won't be for a few days - I have bronchitis pretty badly. Does the old info mean that the money will go to the wrong account, or just go nowhere?

And I do have bronchitis - not too severely though.

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:06 am

From another bait, and the Lads seem to be losing patience:

Banker first:

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What is the situation and when do you intend to make the payment?.

Then the orphan, who knew that Cammy had been ill:

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How are you today and how is your health condition..I am still waiting to hear the outcome of your communication with the bank..

They won't like this:

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I don;t know. I went to the bank but while I was tlaking with the bank guy hanldling my trrasanfer Im had a coughing fit that left phlegm and blood oall over his deaskmtop. They fotgt me hole at once and AJ got the doctrtor in. I;'ve got pnuemonia now amd Im feel worse tahn ever. AJ wannted to knewo whnat the Hel I wads foinf atm the bank.
I'lll wrikte nlater wen I/m beeter.

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I;m verryh sick now with penemmoania I;'m sorry Ill get bnack to youj.

And from the Orphan today:

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I will be waiting for your quick and fast recovery

How true...