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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:50 pm |
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I have been AWOL from Eater for quite sometime now, but just browsing through the surplus letters, I am struck by the sheer stupidity of some of the laddies.
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Dear Sir/Madam,
how are you and all the family, i hope all is well by the special grace of God. my name is Prince Ducker, i am a refugee from Serriel Relion based in Ghana |
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I am Dr. Dr Peter Ude, General Manager,African Development bank. this note was taken in my office where i was serving verification documents to the White men Mr Joan michael and Mr john Adams who stormed my office with Dr Peter Ude, (on white African attire).
They said that you were dead and before your death |
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Dearly friend,
please help me, I am a widow and hospitalized for many years for cancer of pervic. My husband worked with Angolan Oil corporation and there he was poisoned by unknown. |
Have their gambits always been as rubbish, or is it that I had just forgotten how badly they stink......  |
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 =5imba Safari Camps
 =King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:52 pm |
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That's really the cream of the crop right there. |
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Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
 Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
  x7  x2  x8 
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's!  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:05 am |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:40 pm |
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What Eater's Sweet heart said Simba!  |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:56 pm |
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Nick has it right, and also what the Eater Sweetheart said too,
You got the top 3 out of Surplus, the rest are just rubbish.
Have fun, safe stickies, bait the mods, and read the forums,
ooops, forgot you've been here before  |
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:52 pm |
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Thanks for the top tips Irish, I will bear that in mind if I ever have a go at this baiting malarky....
There are more than three plums to pick from surplus though....
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| With all due respect sir, we are to notify you of a sudden lady coming to meet you |
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FROM MRS FARIDA MZAMBER WAZIRI(CHAIRMAN)
ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION
NIGERIA INVESTIGATION BUREAU
15A AWOLOWO ROAD, IKOYI
LAGOS NIGERIA.
Motto: No Body is Above the LAW
( BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOMS / SCAMMERS) |
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=5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:07 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:11 am |
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Welcome back, Simba! How soon you forget...
how stupid lad script is. Maybe this one I got from Tina Sam will make you all warm and fuzzy inside. 
hiii sweetyy
Heloooooo! l am Ms Tina Sam, l think l am moved by your profile and will also like to know you better, i want you to send an email to me so that i can send you my picture for you to know who i am.Here is my email address [email protected] i believe we can move from here becuase language and distance ae no barrier to love baby.I am waiting for your mail. l am waiting to recieve your mail via my email box. l am in lovee
Yours Love
Tina Sam. [email protected] with kis |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:44 am |
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| Hey Simba. Glad to see you are still around. Are you back back ... or just popping in to say hi? |
Howdy Boss.
Not sure that I am back back, but certainly RL has been destressed 10 fold in recent months so hopefully I will become a more frequent flyer than I have been...
Thanks for the warm welcomes everyone. |
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=5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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