Safari Hat-Trick ("i have heart attack now")

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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:27 am

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67000 naira is just over $400, for those who care.

His ego is growing by the email. His life was worth 50,000.NAIRA a few hours ago, now it's worth $5,000.USD Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:33 am

^^ He must have signed up for one of those self-help group therapy classes. It's certainly done wonders for his self-esteem.

MIB: You're in Lagos? A lad didn't send you on safari, did'e? Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:16 am

MIB
what might one ask is

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Tricks bar

One's mind is working overtime!

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:47 am

devil_woman wrote:

MIB
what might one ask is

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Tricks bar

One's mind is working overtime!

true prestidigitation can be quite impressive Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:59 am

^^^ It's the name of a popular drinking establishment here, and nope i haven't been offered a safari yet. If anyone wants i can supply pics of the bar and the supermarket to prove you was there lol

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:10 pm

"Alex" thinks I'll twig easily...

Helium Kidnapper wrote:

Hey ,
you are trying to make this cass worst.
do you really what you are doing? do you know who you are talking with?
I think yo are play with the life of your brother, I promise if you dont do what we ask you to do we will kill him.
you can go ahead and inform the police ok.

Your brother will die i promise you that. Do you know where we are? Ha ha you can not meet us and the police can not get us. so go ahead and do what we ask you to do or you will loss your brother.

if you are ready le us know.
bye

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:28 pm

Your poor brother must be worth 10 naira to the KG, but I doubt WU will send so little!

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:34 pm

^^ To be honest, I wouldn't even accept money to save his life, but let's not let him pick up on that. Wink

In the meanwhile, I've sent a pretty clear ultimatum that, until they "prove" to me that they really have him, I'll not be sending any monies.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:48 pm

Which 'bit' will you recognise?

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:51 pm

^^ You're really evil, you know that? Laughing

A few photographs will suffice.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:52 pm

todger attached or detached is still todger, provided they write a nice big label. Cool

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:54 pm

Ask for proves that they tortured him Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:56 pm

^^ That's the idea. But first I want them to send the tame photos so that I can accuse them of photochopping and they can take more.

Devil Woman: You're really living up to your name. Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:59 pm

Why not ask for an audio record with lad reading kidnappers' requests [terrorist-like style]?

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:00 pm

^^ Or a video... Surprised

Broda needs to go buy some toy AK-47s.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:02 pm

video will be better
lot more fun Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:04 pm

^^ I wonder how he's going to convince his bois to take part. Shocked

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:06 pm

^^ I they think you'll send him money, that shouldn't be a problem

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:06 pm

Maybe you could get MrG0m3r to offer some professional advice to the kidnappers.

Nick guess you are a guy to feel for the 'detaching of todger' routine. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:15 pm

Stander: Yeah, he'll probably have to pay them first. Twisted Evil

devil_woman wrote:

Maybe you could get MrG0m3r to offer some professional advice to the kidnappers.

Actually, that reminds me, ol' has been out of the picture for quite a while. Time for a flamboyant reintroduction.

devil_woman wrote:

Nick guess you are a guy to feel for the 'detaching of todger' routine. Laughing

Blood, death, pain... nothing new to me. I've been around more of that in my childhood alone than most have in their entire lives. But I still get squeamish as hell when there's talk of dismemberment, particularly of the more sensitive areas.

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

So when is this bait's anniversary? I think you just about qualify for an hourglass.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:30 pm

^^ Thu, Sep 18, 2008 at 7:22 AM PDT

That was the date when Broda life turned into a twisted parody of reality.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:19 pm

What a power trip my lad is enjoying...

Megalomaniacal Lad wrote:

Dear Mr.david,

I want to inform you that you have more two days from now or you will lose him, I promise you that.

We are the life killer, we don’t you money ok, but if you love your brother you can help him out of our hand. Your brother has told us a lot of goods things about you; yes we know you are a nice and caring person. But we are sorry we kidnap him, so that is our work here in Nigeria. We don’t care.

We got one of your brother picture in his travelling beg this morning, he said that the pictures was for you to Identify him when he will be coming to meet with you at Ibadan.

We want to promise you, as soon as you pay we will releases your lovely brother to come and meet with you. We can give him a driver that will bring him to you. I will be sending the picture to you today night, because we have to deal with him tonight.

If you are ready to pay us, you will not pay in the money here in Nigeria because of security reasons. You will be using UBA to pay in the money into Accra Ghana, then we will send one of our member to go and get it befor we can set your brother free from here.

We want to let you know that we are KILLER OF LIFE, your brother life is even more important than that money we are asking, if not he is a pastor and God fearing man we will not even care to inform you.

So get back to us today, I will give you address you will be using to send the money.

BYe

You have only two working days from now

I find it funny that he's a "killer of life", as opposed to a killer of... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:27 pm

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into Accra Ghana, then we will send one of our member to go and get it

They already got members there corrupting cute young Ghanaian boys!

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:50 pm

I have no idea why he's even bringing Ghana into this. Oh well.

In the meantime, Alex has been inhaling helium again.

11:02 AM wrote:

ok if that is what you want from us,i will send it to you now.
Ha ha you are just trying to play with us.
NO MERCY.

11:18 AM wrote:

ok this is your brother picture. we give you from now till next tomorrow if you dont pay us the money you will lose your brother.
so get back to us now so that we can give address. dont jork with us okay.

Ha ha ha ha.
bye

He attaches the same old picture I've always received. Not good enough. Slap follows.

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