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419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

Slightly childish, slightly purile but this made me laugh: lol: Laughing

I don't know if it is a local colloquialism, or if it’s more widely used terms but the word 'box' I always though was considered to be a derogatory for a ladies, erm... ahem... well, you know...

So it always makes me chuckle when I have an email from some women offering to share the contents of her box to me Confused

so I straight baited the following for my own amusement.

So I received this, usually carp...

wumugi wrote:

blah blah blah

After the death of my father I and my younger brother try to seek asylum to London but I was successful and my brother is still in the refugee camp in Abidjan Cote d Ivoire .
Before the death of my father he deposited the sum of US$12,500 000.00 with a security company .
During the deposit he agreed with the security company that his foreign partner will come for the collection of the money which he deposited and declared with them as family valuables in a trunk box. Due to the agreement he made with the Security company I and my ked brother cannot make this claim without presenting a foreigner who will stand and act on our behalf as the foreign partner to my late father. I could have chosen someone in africa but they are very greedy . I will not like to do anything with them.

blah blah blah

This is why he told me before his death to look for a reliable and trust worthy foreigner who will assist me in this regard if anything wrong happens to him.
Now that he have been poisoned to death I and my brother are calling for your assistance to help us get this money into your account so that we can have access to the money in your country.
Most importantly, during the deposit he did not expose the real content of the box as he deposited and declare it as family valuables. So you will not let any body know the real content of the box as only both of us and i my brother knows the real content of the box.
Secondly, you will also help us to invest the money in your country while me and ked brother will come over to meet you for business investments which you will advise. In all to be our guardian as we don't have any body now to look after our welfare.

For your kind assistance i and my younger brother have resolved to give 15% of the total sum for your kind gesture to assist us in this transaction.Please our future is in your hands.
Help us and God will bless you in all.
Waiting for your quick response

Contact me on my email address:[email protected]
From Miss Wumugui Abdul

I'm skipping some pointless back and forth, no one likes reading script eh?

Mr Eden wrote:

Wumugui

I am interested to know about what your box looks like though? Do you have a particularly large box? And is it very deep inside?

Also, how much can you fit in your box? I mean in terms of weight that is. Can you box hold a particularly large load?

I am also keen to know how clean is your box? I have tampered with a variety of boxes before now, some large and some small, but never a dirty box because after all no one wants to drink from a dirty cup eh?

Please get back to me with details, and maybe you can rekindle my taste for the box.

Kind Regards

Mr J 3den

wumugi wrote:

Dear Mr

Thanks for your mail and the contents of your mail was understood very well and regarding to your mail and your questions i want you to understand that i do not know about this kind of transaction that is why i contacted you to help me out so that we can have access to this money inside the box.

Mr J3remy, All i know about this box is that my late father snap the box a photo before his death and i can send you a copy of the snap photo of the box to enable you know the weight of the box that will be the best way and my late father also gave me all the documents that cover this box as proof.

Mr J 3den, Please i want you to send me your full name, address, telephone and fax numbers which i will send to security company and inform them you are the foreign partner to my late father.
Waiting for you to send me your informations if you are really serious in helping me out.
From Miss Wumugui

Mr Eden wrote:

Dear Wumi

My name is Mr 3den for your reference.

Before I can even consider helping you I need the following questions about your box answered. I am keen to delve into your box and gorge on its contents but I must know first what I am entering into.

1) What does your box look like?
2) Do you have a particularly large box?
3) How deep is your box?
4) How clean is your box?
5) Can your box take a particularly large load?
6) Has anyoe else tampered with your box?
7) Who else other than you has had access to your box?

Wumugui, PLEASE NOTE, I will reply to NO messages from you again UNLESS THESE QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED.

I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN.

MR J 3den

wumugi wrote:

Dear 3den,

Thanks for your mail and the contents of your was understood very well and regarding to your mail questions.

1.The box is big and the contents of the box is full of money.

2.Yes my late father gave me all the particularly that cover this box as proof before his death.

3.The box is not much deep.

4.Regarding the clean of the box is only the security company can tell you on how to clean the box from them because they are ready to release my box to you if you are serious for the clean.

5.Yes the box can take a particularly large load because the box contents money, but i do not want you to expose this to anyone.

6.Nobody have tempered the box because nobody have the access to this box expect when i bring a foreign partner and instroude it to them they release the box to the person which is you because i believe you can help me out.

7. Nobody have access to the box also me i do not have access too, but as soon as i intrude you to the security company as the foreign partner to the box they will release my box to you without any problem.

Please try and make sure you help me out so that we can access to this money and for your kind assistance i and my younger brother both of us have resolved to give 15% of the total sum for your kind gesture to assist us in this transaction.Please our future is in your hands.
Help us and God will bless you in all.
Waiting for your quick response
From Miss Wumugui

Well... my minds certainly at rest...