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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:57 pm

My character, Or$$on C4rt is Latvian currently living in the UK
Typical email (this one explains why I haven't sent him his form):

Quote:

Itcheedik John Edward!

I, of not see the expert of, computer in class, of most recently.
I, of asking another, of "classmate" to , of do this for me.
She, of not sureings, about of sendings, but we, of get form scannede!
I, of signing of form.
I, of trying to attachings of form here.
Stupide email, of not takeing form to it.

Of be patience show greatly, in this. From youse.
Form, of arrivnge soonest, I , of can do this.

Of confusion, I now of needinge youre, explanation, be of item one.

You, of use wordes, of "Western Union Money Transfer" (I, of useing youre words exact from email)
What, is of this "Western Union Money Transfer" processinge be?
Explain of to me, I, of not hear of suchthinge of this before

John Edward
I, of try to be very harde to, give to you, what of you are deserving very

Crabeepubes to you (to say, of friends when partinge)
Or$$on

Lad replied thus:

Quote:

Attn: Or$$on C4rt,

I read your e-mail and your english is really getting fine, you are improving now, i understand your problem with the attachment of the form, but i have to make you understand that you need to be very careful with the claim certificate, you don't have to show it to people around you, there is bad people everywhere, just be very carefull, keep this to yourself.

You will have to try and attach the claim certificate and send it to me for the transfer process of your funds, Western Union Money Transfer is like a Bank where you can send money to people in another country, you will have to go to them and send the tax and transfer charges to Mr Tella Yeboah who is the head of Finance/Account Department in Oa$is $ecurity Limited, then you will send a scan copy of the payment receipt to me as prove to show that you made the payment, i will locate and send Western Union location that is very close to you in my next e-mail so that you will go and send your tax and transfer charges.

Your funds will be transfered into your account immediately we confirm your payment for the tax and transfer charges.

Lad name

Isn't that sweet? Smile

Sure enough this was followed by a second email giving further instructions on WU and listing 19 WU offices "near you" which considering I told him my post code was RU41 9FU is pretty good going...

All the outlets have post codes RG - Berkshire Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:23 pm

Hmmm it's strange to find a friendly lad but then it may be enough to gain your trust.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:01 pm

What a nice lad, educating you. That's a keeper, as your English improves you'll form a special bond until the point when you can mess properly with him. Lads like a bit of good facetime, it makes them so much more likely to safari!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:40 pm

Maybe he's new?

419Eater is my life Joined: 15 Apr 2009 Posts: 296

llamedos wrote:

Crabeepubes to you (to say, of friends when partinge)

Lad wrote:

I read your e-mail and your english is really getting fine

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