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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:28 pm

This M00sie-baby needs attention. Slaphappy, are you already on vacation (again)?

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IP: 41.191.85.45
Subject: RE: From

Hello Mr.
How are you and the business too? Please be informed i have been waiting since then kindly reply my mails so i can get focussed on another level pleaseplease please
Good bye

He belongs to the class "too stupid for the final 2-page-employment contract but thinks we are real", like Ubah, who still enjoys to email A55. So the board of managers should decide something Smile

So for the time being, I sent him this:

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Good day George obi ,
It seems we are still missing the completed application form, to release your payment.

Do we have your bank account data?

By the way, haha, in your first email you said"-ERR Selected message already marked for deletion."
Please explain to me what that means, buster. Is it connected to modelling or photography? I don't understand that at all.
Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
See you later

RO

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:59 am

Prince Obi?? I confess I had to go back and find this lad mentioned. Embarassed

Ah, he's the lad who wrote on July 28th. He said on his application, he likes to keep things tidy. And he likes to take responsibility for his actions. He's a fine arts lover as well, and drew an excellent "catwalk." Very Happy

He sounds like just the kind of man we are looking for in Nigeria, since our other lads went bust. You wanted to send him 200 miles? That's small thinking again, Frumpy. You know I don't like that shit. Mad

Let's try for 55C Y@nkar1 National Park in NE Nigeria. They have never had a guest yet. Somebody must make a move to be first! Plus, I want some pics of those lovely caves there, and the wild babboons and elephants! He must bring some peanuts in his pockets to give to the clients he will be meeting, and I hope the babboons and elephants don't smell them while he looks for us! Very Happy

I'll be back to full-strength SH-mode on August 25th or so. Maybe we can warm him to the idea of meeting us there for the weekend of the 29th and 30th August? That's... IF... he can hurry and ACT FAST with his contract and the required 1D-l0T photo by then! Let's not drop our guard and be ripped off again by these scammers! Maybe when I'm back, Pat can convince him to go with emails or phone calls. Whatever it takes. Very Happy

And Mr. G0m3r will get busy with the 4 disappointing lads, chopping the money from them and taunting them. Mike gets special treatment. Smile

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:43 pm

This is in from B8er´s trophy lad, he recycles it a second time :

Quote:

Very much interested thats me on photo

EDIT B8ers real trophy + first recycled version are here and here

And another reply in to my reply:

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sorry not intersted

Now thatwas a short career!

Another applicant means business:

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Dear ,

Thanks for your mail. However I have seen your mails and I want you to know I am mostly delighted to work with you. In that case therefore since nothing could be archieved here without money Golden words indeed!. I want you to go ahead and send me the $7000 through western union money transfer with this name:

NAME: MR.
ADDRESS: OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

Once you sends the money, then send the MCTN and question and answers text through this very mail box so that my secretary could cash the money, to enable me commence immediately.

THanks as I tarry for your response.

Mr. Buka

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:13 pm

Oh, I thought Slaphappy had posted Pat´s email to all Moosies, introducing a mass Mr. G0mer chop, before he left for yet another another vacation.

Slaphappy wrote this:

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Dear Luckey,

Thank you calling me and for apologizing to me on the phone. Your banker
Mr. G0mer was also a nice man. It was reassuring to know that he provided
a secure bank transfer for your past due funds to be deposited into your
accounts. If you had provided a legitimate banker to contact me and given
me a notarized secure account earlier, maybe some of these problems
could have been avoided. I don't know why none of us thought of that
until now. But that is water running uphill and over the dell anyway so
let's not dwell on it or cast any spell.
Now that you are all paid, I feel so much better. I'm sorry that things did
not work out for us, but good luck on a fine working future.
From all of us at M00seknuckle, no hard feelings now, ok?
Everything is taken care of and swell!
We will certainly remember you!
Warmest Regards and Huggies for my Almost TeleTubbie,
Pat
Smile

Today Lucky wrote the following. He is miffed :

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Dear Patricia,

I hope I have not been dealing fraudsters all this while. I did not made any call talk of calling you or calling someone else in your company for apology. I have said it before that I do not own anyone any apology. I also do not have any banker call Mr.G0mer. Do not make any bank transfer through any one on my behalf.Mr. G0mer is a fraudster and I don’t know who he is, you should count me out from such arrangement. I am not part of it for your information. I have said it time without number that I do not need the money any more since I can not have a good business relationship with the company.

I could have arranged a transfer without getting informed. How do you want me to believe your story? When I have to get in touch with your company you claim you work with that is M00seknuckle.I will like get an official mail or letter from M00seknuckle before I will have to do anything with of you that claims you work with the company. I have beginning to suspect everything about the business and feeling uncomfortable about whole thing. One needs to be very careful.
Well, you needed just half a year to find out!

I have said it before and I am saying it again, if you feel that I can not give the company what they want then forget about me. I have tried to see if I and my team will work with M00seknuckle but I can see that thing will not work because of the company working condition and my team does not agree to work with such condition.

Thank you.

Lucky Uch3ndu

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:40 am

FrumpyBB wrote:

JohnK has finally given up Very Happy

...

Who was it? Was it you, SlapHappy? Or Otterfan - did he give away our company secrets? Surprised

Yes and no.

I told him a whole bunch of secrets but... well... they weren't exactly the truth. He got involved with a man from the CIA because the new people at MM (Merri0tt, etc) were actually all terrorists using MM to infiltrate West Africa, Jack came back from the dead (not as a zombie; he never actually died), and JohnK was all set to go to the US Embassy in Cote d'Ivoire to help Jack regain his MM presidency when... he just ran out of steam, it seems. It was all set to be quite exciting, actually, but something must have clued him in. Finally.
He stayed with MM for a few more months than he would have because I told him to play along with the "terrorist MM" so that he would be Jack and Holly's (Holly = Jack's sister) man on the inside. I really thought he was completely hooked right up until the end.
Holly was the main contact, and the last email she received from JohnK was a warning that we would all be punished appropriately because we were all evil.

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:57 am

It´s interesting to read your little sideline while you were not too appreciative how we run the whole thing. In fact, you left without a word. Same as John did.

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:11 am

FrumpyBB wrote:

while you were not too appreciative how we run the whole thing

?

This is the first time I've posted anything about MM since I started the JohnK side-bait. I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Anyway... I've just read the past few pages of MM updates and it looks like things are getting a little slow and losing momentum. I can come back and add some life, if you want me to. I've got no arguments with anyone or anything MM-related, despite what I read (maybe misread? I hope so) in your reply.

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:15 pm

I haven't allowed much time for our business, real life and all that. today I find this message to jeremy from one of our lazy employees who was given ample opportunities to shine.

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Dear Jeremy,

Thanks for your mail.

It is very unfortunate the time is too short,and that was the reason why I told you that one month should be giving to us,to enable us prepareds very well.

I am very sorry for the inconvineinces this may cause you.

We are looking foward in receiving another proposals and please you should try as much as you can to give us much time in order for to prepares very well.

Hope to hear from soonest.
Mr.0sondu.

Mr 0sondu

I am distraught by your email, I find it very dificult to understand that I have given you many opportunities and you have failed at each and every one of them. At this time, I am unsure that you have the abilities to represent yourself, this company or any of our clients.

It is of no concern to me, we see many agents, such as yourself, promising great things and in the end they provide us nothing but heartache. I wish you the best in your future but I must say, I am not sure you are right for this type of work.

If you change your mind, the client has extended the deadline to August 31, 2009. Again, I wish you the best.

Jeremy

I am past the emotional binds that lead me to beg for their work, I feel it is much more beneficial to walk away and hope they realize the great opportunities they have ignored. right or wrong? It doesn't really matter, there comes a time when relationships end and life goes on.

it seems one of our most faithful employees has befallen very unethical treatment by one of our top staff. I found this email in the company files Wink

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Dear Patricia,

I hope I have not been dealing fraudsters all this while. I did not made any call talk of calling you or calling someone else in your company for apology. I have said it before that I do not own anyone any apology. I also do not have any banker call Mr.G0mer. Do not make any bank transfer through any one on my behalf.Mr. G0mer is a fraudster and I don’t know who he is, you should count me out from such arrangement. I am not part of it for your information. I have said it time without number that I do not need the money any more since I can not have a good business relationship with the company.

I could have arranged a transfer without getting informed. How do you want me to believe your story? When I have to get in touch with your company you claim you work with that is M00seknuckle.I will like get an official mail or letter from M00seknuckle before I will have to do anything with of you that claims you work with the company. I have beginning to suspect everything about the business and feeling uncomfortable about whole thing. One needs to be very careful.

I have said it before and I am saying it again, if you feel that I can not give the company what they want then forget about me. I have tried to see if I and my team will work with M00seknuckle but I can see that thing will not work because of the company working condition and my team does not agree to work with such condition.

Thank you.

Lucky Uch3ndu

i think he needs to have a friend on the inside. Twisted Evil

Mr Uch3ndu

I retreived your email from the company mainframe. I am surprised by the conditions in which you were treated by those responsible. As you are well aware the company has been going through some very tramatic situations. We have had a very dificult time with many of our top representatives causing troubles with our most dedicated agents. I am upset by their deceiptful activities and promise to do all I can for those who were mistreated.

I truly can sympathize with your situation, I have found many of our most dedicated agents befalling the same treatments, but be assured I have been keeping all contact with our agents confidential until is is confirmed who can and can not be trusted.

Please be assured that all of my efforts will be rewarding those that have stood by us through these troubled times. I appreciate your honesty and please know that you can trust my efforts.

I will contact you again soon.

Emily

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:51 am

Stupid script

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Dear Randall,

Thanks for your mail and I want to believe you read very well my previous message before sending this response to me. However, I am a family man with three children. I am assuring you 100% risk free in this business, as long as you shall adequately follow up my direction and that of the bank. As an insider here in the bank I shall be passing every necessary information to you accordingly for the smoothest execution of this very deal. I have done all the primary underground work for the success of this deal.

As soon as I hear from you with the requested information below, I shall be forwarding to you a letter of claim, which you are to foward to the bank so as to lay claims over the said funds. Ofcourse you should know that our success in this transaction depends on its confidentiality, therefore do keep this deal to yourself alone. I think it would be better if all your contacts with the bank will be only by mail because that will enable you to forward the bank's response to me before you responds back to them. I do hope you understood perfectly my previous mail, pls you may read it again because I would not want any disappointment in the nearest future and that is why I was very precise and honest. But if you do, then lets take the bull by the horn. Having said that I will be needing the below information from you for us to proceed:

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. OCCUPATION
3 POSITION
4. ADDRESS
5. TELEPHONE NUMBER
6. MARITAL STATUS
7. YOUR PHOTOGRAPH
8. 1ST AND SECOND PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVING LIENCE.

Even though I am very busy, most times I spend most of my time at the office but I will not fail to follow this deal till the very end, as you may understand, nothing else could possible be of much importance to me and you too. I wait to hear from you as quickly as possible. Endeavour to respond to me through this very email id for an easy assessment of your mail. Pls do not fail to give to me the above 8 requirements. Do not entertain any trepidation because I already have everything planned meticulously. Pls let go whatever it is you have at hand and lets get this transaction finalised in the shortest time posible. Do call me with this number as soon as you receives this mail: +22676942164.

Mr. N. Buka

After my script no. 1 :

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Dear R O,

Thanks for your mail. However I have seen your mails and I want you to know I am mostly delighted to work with you. In that case therefore since nothing could be archieved here without money. I want you to go ahead and send me the $7000 through western union money transfer with this name:

NAME: MR. BUBACARR SANKANU
ADDRESS: OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

Once you sends the money, then send the MCTN and question and answers text through this very mail box so that my secretary could cash the money, to enable me commence immediately.

THanks as I tarry for your response.

Mr. Buka

After my next script:

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Dear Randall,

I cannot be able to access the form from my computer here. Therefore I plead with you to scan and attach the form via email attachment. You should use JPAGE pls, it is easier to access.

I shall be expecting the attached application form from you immediately.

Thanks
Mr. Buka

...and another script...

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Dear R O,

Yes I mostly prepared to work with your company but here things are different. I will be submitting the photos of most beautiful girls you can think of but those girls need some money for prove, some kind of verifiable empirical data, something to hold onto.

Pls I would appreciate it if you could send me the $7000 so that I will use this money to work on these girls I have right now. This can never be possible without the avaliability of this money. Pls do help me so that we can work together successfully. You will forever be grateful to me when we start working together.

That will be all now, I shall then wait anxiously for your rapid response.

Mr. Buka

...and another one, always emphasizing the importance of forms first, money later...

Quote:

Dear Randall,

Good evening. Pls I need your help in filling the form. I have asked you of this before but you overlooked it. I told you that I was finding it difficult to write on the form because it is on PDF, I dont know much about computers pls. Do help me and re-send the form plainly on JPAGE preferrably. I shall be expecting to receive that from you. I assure you once I receives the form on JPAGE attachment I will not hesitate to fill it immediately. You never know how I am longing for this job.

Thanks
Buka

My, he is hard work Smile

Sent him this:

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Hello Buka Naam, nice to hear from you,

Company policies restrict us on cash payment only after having accepted you as an employee.
I suggest you hire the help of technical personnel to get through the tedious, yet important stage of paperwork this week, so we can finalize the first model shooting after you have received the according funding in cash.

Regards, Randall

Nothing in from George Obi yet. Neither from Darlington, who called Wayne again, claiming that R doesn´t reply him but he has never received an email! Writing him now:

Quote:

Hi Darlington.

How are things going on with the assigment you received by Mr. Merri0t?

--
Faithfully yours, R. Oldman

He did not but it gives us something to talk about and explains the silence Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:33 pm

good news to brighten my day. it appears that my idea of firing an employee and hoping they realize the error of their ways may just pay off.

This is my guy Armstr0ng who showed such promise, unfortunately he reverted back to his ladish ways and started begging for money before he did any work for us.

yesterday I find this message from him, to my jack character, after weeks of silence.

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Good day Mr Jack,

Thanks for the email, I hope Jeremy and Pat accept my apology? well i think i am capable of working with your company and let me know if you have any project at hand now which i can work on, Kindly get back to me ASAP or do i contact Jeremy on this? More so Mr Jack, I have a suggestion for your company, I was looking if your company can establish a office here in Lagos, Nigeria instead of an agent working for your company, This will be easier and it will earn the company more money, We can start this anytime and It will be fine if you can send one of your committee here so that we can build up the company together, I am sincere and ready to work with your company..All i think about is how the company will grow in Nigeria.NT>

It's Just a suggestion, Gt back to me with your opinion.

Regards,

Amstrong.

Jack replies

Mr Moses

Thank you for your email and your commitment to the company. I apologize for my delay in replying to you, I do not usually handle this end of the business. If you feel more confident working with me instead of Jeremy I can help you.

Please understand that I am very busy with meetings and contacting clients, so I do not have time for games.

If you are still interested let me know and i will see what clients are currently available.

Jack

Jermey also sends him a message

Mr Moses

Jack sent me an email this past friday and asked what clients we had available. I have reviewed my files and found that we have not had an accepted proposal for one of our clients. I told you of this company previously but they have not accepted any of our agents proposals. The name is xxxxxxx. We can discuss in detail what they are looking at for a proposal. But I will tell you they have increased their offer to $51,000.00 for an approved proposal.

Sincerely

Jeremy

and today I find these messages

to jack;

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Hello Jack,

Thanks for the response, i am not also here for games, Jeremy has contacted me regarding the new proposal and i have return his email, I also knew that you are so busy but i want you to creat chance for my emails, i am very much interested and ready to work with your company, let me know what to do and the necessary things you want me to get done.

I am very greatful for your response, i look up to read from you soon.

Regards,

Amstrong

and to jeremy

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Hello Jeremy,

How are you doing, i am very Happy to have received your email this morning, I thought i lost the Opportunity, i am very excited to contact me back, i am willing to work with your company honestly and sincerely and i am ready to follow any instruction given to me, Let me know in details what proposal the company needs and any necessary information i need to know and also let me know the dead line for the submission of the proposal. I look forward to read back from you.

Regards,

Amstrong

anyone involved or has been reading this thread should understand the amount of work that goes into this. most times it is frustrating and other times it is disappointing to come so close only to have them prove they are after all lads, and lads lie! Laughing

a few thought out replies will follow shortly

edited to add; this just in from Mr 0sondu, it seems that we have another lad anxious to please. odd that their attitude changes when they see the opportunities slipping away.

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Dear Jeremy,

Thanks for you mail,

I really appreciates the you have in us and I thanked for the extension of
xxxxxxx proposals,I promised you that we are going to meet client deadline.

This time we wrea going to try our best.

Hope to hear from you.

Regards,

Mr.0sondu.

I've heard it all before, so I am not too excited. maybe if he thinks he will lose this to another agent he will strive for perfection?

Mr 0sondu

Thank you for your email. I have entered your name in the client account as representative. I will inform you however there is another of our agents signed to represent this client. I will inform you that only one proposal will be accepted so if you are true to your word, I would advise that you exceed expectations so that there is no worry of you losing out on this opportunity.

I assume you have the details of the client proposal? I will await your submittal.

If you need answers to your questions, please feel free to contact me.

Jeremy

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:09 pm

today I asked Bluthbanana to tag team my lad Armstrong. i will continue as Jeremy (agent advisor) and Emily (accountant). Bluth will be acting as Director of C0rporate Expansion.

if all goes well, i see this lad becoming a star.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:14 pm

Thank you, mewing_ghecko! It is an honor to join such a prestigious company as MM. Very Happy

I hope to do my part to give this lad and any others that I work with their due recognition. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:50 pm

Hi there BluthBanana Smile

I try to continue as Randy and guide lads through the forms & applications process. And I clean out the bin. Was it your bubblegum there?

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:25 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

Was it your bubblegum there?

Sorry, it's my first day. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:10 pm

Our boi is going to be a star,

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Good Day Mr. Jack,

Thank you for the swift response, I am very glad you respond to my email so soon and I also thank you for making my suggestion into consideration, I promise to work diligently and sincerely with M00seknuckle company, I heard from Mr. White bluthbanana concerning the expansion of the new office but he did not explain to me in details when and where to start.

Mr. Jack, I suggest it is better to construct a new building which will be on the company taste and it will be noticeable all over Africa, from this it will be easier to penetrate into other countries in Africa, let me know the board of directors opinion, I look forward working with the company, once again, i really appreciate the opportunity and may the Lord strengthen you.

Best Regards,

Amstrong

a new building? what a great idea... Laughing

Mr Moses

I hope you are well my friend. Mr White has just left my office moments ago and I am sure he will be contacting you shortly to discuss the details of the expansion. I must tell you that Mr White has been with the company for many years and has helped many of our agents become succesful. I can not think of a better person to help you.

I truly wish you the best and I am happy that you are once again a m00seknuckle.

Sincerely

Jack

yesterday jeremy received an email from our previous lad, Luck3y

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Dear Sir,
I am disappointed with your people. What is the need of sending 10 pages of form to fill initially? Read the below forwarded mail

I'm not really sure what he is on about, Must be a glitch with one of the other managers. He included a few email exchanges between himsalf and pat, it doesn't really matter

Mr Uch3ndu

I am unsure what those email exchanges have to do with me? It is not my department to know these requirements. I think if you are serious you need to discuss these things with Pat or any other person willing to listen and stop acting like a big baby.

I am curious, what exactly makes you feel you are entitled to my time?

Jeremy

he is still sending emails to us, so the relationship isn't over, I want an insult, I think we're fairly close Laughing

Quote:

Mr.Jeremy
I don't even have your time for information. I thought you are a responsible person. I never knew that you are unreliable. You claim to be what you are not. You and I who act like a big baby, you can see the answer around you. I have seen how you are your so call staff mess around with people. Thank God I notice these on time.

Lucky

whatever dude Rolling Eyes

I won't be happy until I receive a new siggy line, it's been a while.

checking Jeremy's email, I find nothing from Armstrong, so I send him this.

Mr Moses

I hope you are well, I have returned from a meeting with Jack and Mr White, they said you will be working with them on expanding an office to your area? well done, this is a great decision and i have found renewed respect for your work ethics. I am happy that you changed your mind and decided to continue with us.

I must ask however if you will be able to keep your promise of representing the client i sent you. Please do not forget that you have made commitment for representation.

Jeremy

also, emily reviews his employment file and discovers a vital piece of information is missing

Mr Moses

Good Morning, I received an email from Jack stating that you are once again working with our company, I need you to verify that this information is correct.

I am reviewing your file and I see that we have received your employment contract, but we have not received your security validation photograph for the company identification. I need you to submit that to me as soon as possible. Once received I will forward it to our security department and have them produce your company identification. Please do not delay as this sometimes takes 4-6 weeks to complete.

Thank you

Emily

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:29 pm

My first email received from Moses...

Moses wrote:

Thanks for the email, I am very glad to read from you on behalf of M00seKnuckle Enterprises LLC, Mr. Jack as already contacted me to be aware of your email and I am glad i got it, yes I have grant myself to assist the company on the establishment of the new office in Lagos, Nigeria, My name is Amtr0ng M0ses, I have been into modeling for 8years with a lot of experience, Well I can't really define my capabilities but i am assuring you that i will do my best for the progress of the company, Mr. Sebastian I want you to write back to me with details if the company is ready for the expansion of the new office so that I can start working on the best location for the office and how to require a Certificate of Incorporation from the government.

I await your response how when to begin the project.

Regards,

Amstrong.

Let the games begin...

Sebastian wrote:

Mr. Moses,

I am glad to hear from you. Listen, I know the board of directors very well, so if you follow my instructions we will both profit very well by opening this new office in Nigeria. The first thing you will need to do is to prove to the board of directors that you have found a suitable location to build the new office. You need to find a very nice spot where a large building can be built. As soon you find the perfect spot please let me know and I will give you further instructions. Trust in me and we will convince the board that Lagos will be the future site of the new M00seKnuckle Enterprises office!

I sure hope Mr. Moses is keen to follow my advice. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:20 pm

just remember, he crawled back asking for the work.

he'll be very busy if he keeps true to his promises.

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:56 pm

one thing about mass mailing is often times there are no signs that the interested party is in fact a scammer, there is a chance you may catch an innocent person who is desperate but not a scammer. I catch myself feeling pangs of guilt, thinking an interested employee may be an innocent victim caught in our scammer trap.

I contacted Armstrong from my pastor's account to satisfy my concerns. the other part of sending mass mails is that we never know exactly what type of scam they are running, so our emails have to be vague.

Mr Moses

I apologize for contacting you after such a long period of time. My wife was reviewing some of her older emails and she found your message. She told me that you had offered her a business deal that sounded very profitable but she was unclear of the specifics. She asked me to write you for clarification and to see if I thought we could help.

Please if you could give me the specifics I would like to discuss things further to see if this is something I would be interested in helping you with.

Sincerely

Pastor

as expected, he replies.

Quote:

Attn: Pastor,

I am glad to have received your email in my office this morning, I really appreciate your response and interest on the business proposal, the business opportunity is still open for you but you have to act fast so that we can get everything done, I want it to be confidential and before I provide more details on this business I want you to provide the below information which will enable me to know whom i am to trust.

Full Name
Address
Cell Number
Scanned of international passport or ID card.
Occupation:

Also pastor i want you state the content in the proposal I sent to your wife this will make me to believe you truly received the email.
I await your response.

Best Regards,

Amstrong M0ses.
Chairman xxx xxx

this is where it gets tricky, if you are too specific or you make a mistake, they claim it was not their email and they are gone.

Mr Armstrong

Thank you for your email, the details you ask for I will list below

Full Name Pastor Jlzm xxxxxx
Address xxxxxx 356th st
suite xx, Melbourne

Cell Number xxx-202-xx23 (the number I gave him is for a 15 minute pre-recorded TW@T church message)

Occupation: Pastor cardinal
I have also attached a copy of my identification so that you know who I am. crapy passport scan, thanks to G0mer

I have contacted my wife and left her a message on her satelite phone for her to forward the email to me. She is on a missionary trip to tribes in South America, so it may be a few days. I hope this is ok.

I do know she mentioned you needed help with an investment or shipping I apologize that I do not have more details.

I await your reply.

Pastor

and today he verifies my hopes, he is in fact a scammer and deserves all he gets Twisted Evil

Quote:

Attn:Pastor,

I am very glad to have received your email in my office today, thank you very much for the assistant you are ready to render for our commitee, We have been looking for this opportunity for few weeks since we discover the fund.

As i said earlier that I am the chairman of the UK Railway Co-operations contracts review committee of the UNITE KINGDOM. We were mandated to review all the contracts awarded by the defunct UK Railway Trust Fund to Foreign Firms since the last 13 years and due to what we read in the daily newspapers about the incessant involvement of some undesirable united kingdom in the different kinds of scams and fraudulent practices. The said money (US$140,000,000.00) is already been deposited into a security company in Republic of Benin, Africa for safety.

Therefore all we require from you is contact the security company has the beneficiary of the fund, All the documents that will authenticate your claims will be provided to you. We have agreed to give you the sum of US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty million, United States Dollars) while the rest,will be for us members of the committee and you will have to sign an agreement paper that the money will be safe in your country and our share will be given to us as we agreed, the said money has been isured and seal, it was kept inside 5 trunk boxes and nobody knew about it except me and my commiitee. i have forwarded your information to the attorney and he is working on the changing of ownership of the trunks, according to what he told me yesterday that the deposit certificate and agreement paper will be clerify tomorrow and it will be forwarded to me, as soon as i get the certificate of the deposit and agreement paper i will forward it to you and also with the security company's information, this certificate of deposit must not be shown to the security company until they request for it, I hope you understand? i will call your phone today for further discussion.

Note that this business will only take us nothing less than 15 working day to accomplished and it should be confidential no third party.

Regards,

Amstrong

now back to our regularly scheduled program.

armstrongs email to Jack

Quote:

Good Day Mr. Jack,

Thank you very much for the great opportunity, i am very greatful, i heard from Mr. White today, I am also ready to work with him, i will get back to you if i have anything to let you know.

Regards,

Amstrong

and to Jeremy

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

Thanks you for the update, Yes i will be working with them on expanding an office to my area, it's a great opportunity for me, Well regarding the project you asked me to do, I will like to ask if they can expand the time interim for the project because while looking at my schedule it will takle more than the deadline date, let me know if it is possible.

Regards,

Amstrong.

Jeremy's reply

Mr Moses

I am glad you will be working with Mr White. I have spoke with the client, as you asked, and they said they will not be able to extend the deadline. This is an unfortunate request from you as I was assured by you that there would be no further delays regarding the client proposals.

I will be honest with you that if memory serves correctly this is a similar chain of events that lead to your previous demise with the company. I surely hope you are not continuing with this behavior.

Tell me now what are your intentions? I am busy and do not have time to waste.

Jeremy Evil or Very Mad

Emily finds this in her email

Quote:

Good Day Emily,

Thanks for the email, Yes Mr. Jack is very correct, I am still working with the m00seknuckle, yes i knew that i haven't return the security validation photograph but i will looking if i should scanned and send my international passport page to you, let me know if it can also serve as security validation photograph, I look forward for your email.

Regards,

Amstrong

this boi better start playing nice or his career will be short lived!

Mr Moses

Your passport scan will not satisfy our security validation procedures as outlined by the companies charter. This has been explained to you.

I apologize if I am sounding disrespectful, but this company has procedures in place to protect our employees, we will not change them because you do not feel the need to follow our procedures.

It seems you have a better way of doing things, please explain to me how a copy of your passport is supposed to help us protect you or your payments? How is your passport supposed to allow us to create your secure company identification?

I will tell jack that you refuse to follow our guidelines and I am sure he will be contacting you regarding this matter.

Have a nice day

Emily

I hope I didn't make him cry Rolling Eyes

I usually don't like to kick them so hard (ok, i lied i love it) but if you remember, he was fired and came crawling back. He obviously neds us more than we need him.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:47 pm

Welcome Mr. BluthBanana! Very Happy

I am very pleased that you have offered your services to this company. Very Happy

Just remember, it's all about dedication and hard work by the lads, and kicks to the bois' groins at appropriate times are encouraged.
I hope you'll stay awhile, and inspire us all to even greater heights of foolishness! Very Happy

Mr. G0m3r isn't getting any respect from the lads. Even Mike hasn't written to Pat or Mr. G. after a few taunts and also messages from Pat. Sad

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:09 pm

Yes, they seem to have chosen another career.
Others of his group still write:

Quote:

Dear Randall,

I have finish the assigment and i have made concrete plans to see that everything work out fine.Hosting a beauty pageant is not easy but we have to face the challenge.

The company is going to be responsible in financing the project,Mr. Jack was happy with the beauty pageant proposal and was doing everything possible to finance the project,he told me that before he will send the money for the project, he will write to IRS for comfirmation and approval in order to clear the air that the fund will not be used to support militancy or money laundering before his sudden demise.I also believe that you will take up the challenge to see reason with the proposed beauty pageant and give your approval for the company to finance it since is the only major activity that will take placec in Nigeria.

The ability to stay focused and faith filled in time of change is the sign of maturity.

Thanks for your consideration in this matter.

Best Regard,

O DarIington.

I´ll think of a 55C Y4nk4ri related reply later, and also to George 0bi, once I manage it in the heat of the day.

PS. I still believe in the massmail approach. See the TW4T church,e.g. The only thing that happens is that lads sometimes use their real details and no more their scam names, like Thankgod, who wrote from his Harriet account but sent his forms signed as by his real name, stating it was his step-sister´s account.

And this in from B8ter´s (chopped) sign photo lad:

Quote:

* i agree to act as an agent for your company*

Forms, man! No forms, no money.

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:16 pm

sometimes all it takes is a good kick in the bollocks to get a lad to perform properly.

this to Emily

Quote:

Good Day,

How are you doing Emily? I did not really mean that i can't produce what you requested for, i was just thinking that since you need a security validation of my indentity that the better way to clerify it is through my Ecowas citizen Passport but since you disagree with me and due to the rules and regulations of the company, i will produce is by saturday, I hope i have get cleared? try to understand me.

Best Regards,

Amstrong

and this to jeremy

Quote:

Hello,

How are you doing? i never mean what you are saying, i was just trying to know if the deadline can be expand since it is not working that way, i will try my possible best to provide the proposal before the date of interim, I always like to be clear when ever i am working and since you have clerified me, i will start working on it as soon as possible, make sure you are always clear with my thought before anything else, I will get you updated on how things are going.

Regards,

Amstrong

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:36 pm

And this to Mr. White:

Quote:

Good Day Mr White

Thanks for the email Mr. White, I am so glad that i met someone like you to assist me in the project, I will start working on the space today, I will contact a property agent straight forward to get a very nice spot where a large building can be built in Lagos, as soon as i get the location wi ill let you know, More so i will like to know how many plots of land we need for the construction of the building? because here in Nigeria, we can acquire as much land as we need from the government since it's for development purposes.I need to hear from you today and also i will get back to you when i return from the property agent. Thanks for your support.

Regards,

Amstr0ng M0ses.

Don't worry, you'll be busy developing land soon enough if you just trust in me... Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:47 pm

Quote:

Dear DarIington,

Thanks for the update. I am determined to finance the beauty pageant on behalf of M00seknuckle Modeling. Where is it going to take place? I think, September, latest October, assuming it be in Nigeria?

Listen, there is one thing we will need : Do prepare us a short list of setups that we need.

We will then be able to withdraw the according money from the bank, plus your guaranteed agent´s salary, and fly on over to Nigeria as soon as possible.

If you provide the aforementioned list of necessities that are necessary to be financed for the show (location, security, personnel etc, plus approximate amounts), we can see face-to-face on Saturday, August 29th, in Nigeria.

It depends on your capable hands now to compile a short list of the needed expenses.

Do get back to Pat or me as soon as possible. My best wishes!

Regards, RandaII

Also sent to Prince George 0bi [41.191.85.45 Benin] :

Quote:

Dear George 0bi,

Thanks for the update. I am determined to finance the beauty pageant on behalf of M00seknuckle Modeling. Where is it going to take place? I think, September, latest October, assuming it be in Nigeria?

Listen, there is one thing we will need : Do prepare us a short list of setups that we need.

We will then be able to withdraw the according money from the bank, plus your guaranteed agent´s salary, and fly on over to Nigeria as soon as possible.

If you provide the aforementioned list of necessities that are necessary to be financed for the show (location, security, personnel etc, plus approximate amounts), we can see face-to-face on Saturday, August 29th, in Nigeria. You will be handed the money, we will get to know each other, and you will be left to set up your home office for M00seknuckle Modeling with the funding we will be handing you over personally next weekend.

It depends on your capable hands now to compile a short list of the needed expenses, for us to arrive with the correct amount.

Do get back to Pat or me as soon as possible. My best wishes!

B8ter´s lad also wants his bank account closed Very Happy

that´s part of the M00seknuckle service, lad account reporting department Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:26 pm

Nice to see a lad hard at work Wink

Quote:

Good Day Mr White,

How are you doing, I am sorry i could not email you back yesterday, i was busy in finding a good location for the new office, I have found a good space in 3 different area in Lagos State, 1. Ikeja 2. Victoria Island 3. Lekky, This area is open and i need to secure the land as soon as possible, these open area are the best space for companies to reside and that's where most of the progressive companies in Nigeria are establish, we can buy as much plot of land we need, a plot of land can be measure as 60feets wide by 120 feets length so let me know how many plot we are buying and also according to what i was told at the government secretariat that before we begin anything we need to register the company first and we will use the company certificate of incoporation to acquire any property we need for the company, so let me know about the registration and also the plots of land we need for the new office.

Regards,

Amstr0ng M0ses.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:44 am

These two seem eager enough to get started, so Frumpy and I want to make sure they get paid (back, for crimes against humanity) as soon as possible. I'm sick of arguing advance payments to these M00sies, so Pat sent this to D@rlington and Pr1nce George Ob1. Let's see if we can get Doc to dust off the beds at 55C Yankari. No lad has made it there yet, so it's about time. We don't want the place to close. Smile

Quote:

Dear Darlingt0n, (Pr1nce George Ob1)

Hello again! In case you have forgotten me, I am Pat Crokin, Executive
Secretary of Moosechuckle Modeling. I have been on vacation in Northern Benin,
but now, I'm back and roaring to get going once more in this fast moving
company. By now you have gotten the good news about our commitment to go
ahead with plans for a beauty pageant.
We have struggled hard with the board to get this approved and well financed,
so please send us some kind of estimates in writing preferably in your own
handwriting. Scan your expense estimate sheets and any and all other
information we may need to support this project and put on the beauty pageant
show. Send the estimates to Randy and myself please as soon as possible.

Also, for your information, we have planned a meeting with some of our top
clients in fashion clothing, accessories, perfumes, makeup, and a new soaps
client in Northern Nigeria. Our meetings with them will be at an exclusive
safari resort, which has the finest accommodations in the area. We would also
like to meet you there also, to further discuss the pageant plans and to give
you your quarterly agent and models fees in cash as was discussed with you
previously.

Before we send you details of your company paid accommodations at the safari
camp, we need to know if you can make it to the area next weekend, on Saturday
August 29th. That is seven days from now. It would be a perfect time to meet
with you, as all our company management will be there. It is at Yankari
National Park, the largest and most stunningly beautiful park in Nigeria. It
is near Bauchi, and I believe that the camp has shuttle drivers to pick you up
in Jos, Bauchi, and Abuja, once you travel there. Please do not ask for any
advance payments or travel funds to get to the show. We will not send you any
travel fees prior to travel, but we will fully reimburse you for those expenses
in cash when you meet with us there. Please save all receipts for travel,
hotels, food, etc. for reimbursement.

We are planning to do some outdoor model shoots with some of our models from
Niger, and it would give you a great opportunity to see how we do things to
stay on top of the African modeling world. I have seen pictures of the women
from Niger that are coming, and they are fantastically gorgeous! The swimsuit
shoot that we are planning in the jungle, next to the waterfall, is going to
blow your socks off! I wish I was still that hot and luscious.

We are truly excited to meet you, and we hope to see you at the safari camp
resort. Please let us know as soon as possible if you can make it on time.

The early bird catches the worm!

Warmest regards,

Pat

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