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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:03 pm |
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His Grace, Bishop Robert James of the Church of Christ in England, offered:
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WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE THE CALLING FROM THE LORD TO HELP THOSE WHO ARE IN NEED AND IN FINANCIAL PROBLEM,BY GIVEN OUT LOAN TO ANY INDIVIDUAL OR ORGANISATION.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED KINDLY CONTACT BISHOP ROBERT JAMES WITH THE DETAILS BELOW.
NAME: BISHOP ROBERT JAMES |
I therefore replied, since I am always in need of money:
I wrote: |
Dear Bishop
Will Your Grace please inform me more of the doctrines and beliefs of the Church of Christ? Do you, for example, believe in the Apostolic Succession, as well as the Immaculate Conception? Or are you perhaps convinced of the need for the Arian Neo-Trinitarian doctrines?
In any case, I would like to receive a small loan of about $5,328 dollars from you, as I owe this much to a prostitute here. |
It took about three weeks, but the reply has just come through.
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We are very sorry we donot give loans for such issues, we give soft loans to people to set up Buisness or promote their existing Buisnesses.
Please give your life to Christ Jesus Loves you. |
Well, Miss Fifi le Bootstrap is demanding her money now. What's a poor boy to do? |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Posted:
Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:19 pm |
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A lad with qualms about loaning nonexistent money for paying a prostitution debt. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Posted:
Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:41 pm |
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Yeah, weird, isn't it? Ethical lads. It deserved a reply, though:
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Dear Bishop
I considered you to be a man of God. Why do you refuse he who seeketh the truth in the comfort of a woman's arms (Book of Isaac, ch4-xi)?
Or do you wish me to become a member of your Holy Church? I will be happy to do this if Miss Fifi will only stop bothering me about the bills for the caprine1 bondage gear she purchased for my solace? A mere $4,000 would be helpful here. |
1 caprine = of, relating to, or resembling goats - a very useful word to quote when dealing with these lads |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:07 pm |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Posted:
Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:45 pm |
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It's odd, but on some level lads do seem to believe in their own scams. They don't like haggling about your percentage of imaginary fortunes for example. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Posted:
Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:30 pm |
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You could turn this into a reverse church bait. Tell him that you would like to join his church, but you need to pay off your debts and get the syphilis taken care of first. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Posted:
Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:39 pm |
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It will be interesting to see what comes of this. I now have an application form (quoting from the Book of Isaac is always a smart move in these cases), but the minimum amount is GBP10,000. No interest rates quoted, either. This is good for a few more mail exchanges to get the flavor of the thing and to throw him off-script.
But 10,000 pounds? That will buy a few goats and quite a few hours of Mlle. Fifi's time! |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Dabillder
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 83
Location: in a glass cage of emotion
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Posted:
Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:08 am |
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Doesnt jesus love everyone? including prostitutes? I could be wrong |
_________________ I receive your pics and you really look nice i also like your dag too -- Patrick Chan
look Bob i want you to quit from this transaction you are a complite fool. Don't ever mail me again --Rita Egobia
i have a question for you. Is there any alternative of helping me without me leaving my wife ? please i love her very much. -- Victor Kwasigha
I want to assur you that first time i will set my eyes on you..I will hug you...and give you.. a.. terible kiss
I am sorry I don't have naked picture also my name is not mugu -- Anne Mugan
if he hurt you i am going to keep his ass as soon as i arrive to the US. -- good ole Victor Kwasigha
- one lonesome piggy |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Posted:
Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:45 am |
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Dabillder wrote: |
Doesnt jesus love everyone? including prostitutes? |
Apparently. I'm not sure about lads though. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:11 am |
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Maybe he'd be more sympathetic to your needs if you showed him just how expensive these services are by sending him some receipts using the Hooker receipt generator - NSFW. |
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Dabillder
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 83
Location: in a glass cage of emotion
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Posted:
Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:49 am |
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For the right money lads will love anything or anyone you tell them. at least they will pretend to love anyway. |
_________________ I receive your pics and you really look nice i also like your dag too -- Patrick Chan
look Bob i want you to quit from this transaction you are a complite fool. Don't ever mail me again --Rita Egobia
i have a question for you. Is there any alternative of helping me without me leaving my wife ? please i love her very much. -- Victor Kwasigha
I want to assur you that first time i will set my eyes on you..I will hug you...and give you.. a.. terible kiss
I am sorry I don't have naked picture also my name is not mugu -- Anne Mugan
if he hurt you i am going to keep his ass as soon as i arrive to the US. -- good ole Victor Kwasigha
- one lonesome piggy |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Posted:
Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:52 pm |
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@Tigbitties - maybe that would do the trick. I asked about interest rates, etc., but the good Bishop is presumably tending to his flock on a Sunday, though. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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