Gold Diggers Safari #3 - Trouble in Accra!

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

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ypou people makes me travel spend my money and took all my private particulars and you are telling me that you came there and that you are real.

I have no idea what he is getting at there--it is an amusing phrase though, "private particulars".

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:12 pm

So.. he's been asking at the hotel if somebody from HAMAS company came there, eh? Brilliant!

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:57 pm

This lad is amazingly dopey. He's still in Elubo. He's been there for over a week now, and is in some trouble. As baiters we love to see these scammers suffer the same trauma they cause their victims. This lad is certainly feeling the loss and psychological damage they inflict on real people, and a little part of me wants to burn him. Let him know he was duped and to go home and think about it.

Here is his latest rant. He's started using very large fonts. Very Happy

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Dear Sir,

Thanks for your mail i do not have any fault there but as you insists i apaologise for the hash way i address you sir, i borrowed money to make all this journey and also i am indebted in my neighbourhood i cannot go back without paying all the borrowed money bear this in mind sir, now i came to Elubo i did not see any hotel called OSALDINE in Elubo here you have OSAMADI HOTEL, TANO HOTEL, COCOVILLE HOTEL, and some others upto five hotels here in Elubo, not two as you said so all this is misinformations i have been spending money that i borrowed from people to transport myself to travel to Odienne and to Elubo all this is to make sure i work for your company HAMAS but everything i do is all in vain the way i am seeing things with your company sir.

N/B I am not appologising for you because you said you want to send me money but the day you send me money to continue my journey to your company site then i know that this company exists if not i do not have anything to do with your company anylonger i will bear the loss and all the expenses that i have incounter so far in transportations and hotel bills and feeding aswell sir if you wish to convince me that your company exists and is real then i will wait to recieve the money through western union here in Elubo or let Mr Johno come and pick me to the site if not sir by the end of this weekend if i did not see Mr Johno or recieve money from western union to continue the journey to your company site then i will fight my way to go back to Abidjan and say good bye and thanks forever for the way you and your company dealth with me after much expenses and troubles sir.

Ok sir i wait to recieve the money through western union here in Elubo or in alternative for Mr Johno to come and pick me up here in Elubo to the site any of the two is good for me for us to proceed and stay in good times like before and for me to work for your company sincerely.

Innocent Igor.

Innocent.

The wonderfully helpful NN wrote:

Igor,

How do I even know you're in Elubo? Where do I send it? Why would I send it after you missed your appointment? How do I know you are even serious about this work after leaving my man hanging? Give me your exact location in Elubo, how much you owe, and send me a picture of you in front of whatever location you are. I will speak with Johno and see if he is willing to waste his time to come and get you. Again.

I want there to be no mistake in where you are. Send through the image of you in from of the building you are staying and I will speak to him as soon as possible.

Have a peachy day,
Davo

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:58 am

I was going to spend half an hour looking at the threads, now 4 hours later I can't wait for the next epidose typo but I think it fits!

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I'm merely a facilitator for this fantasy he's living. Just like a lad scamming real people, except I'm using my powers for good and not evil. I do love it when they fall for their own crap. Makes the humiliation sweeter.

You are so kind to enable the lad to live his fantasy, that you make it a nightmare is AWESOME

ENCORE! AUTHOR! DIRECTOR!

NN said

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It's more about technique that anything. We have about 12 bait sites in the premium member lounge. This lad traveled after visiting on of these sites. I manage the sites and customise them for Prem. members to help with their baits. I could certainly walk you through it and help in any way. Just a premium member perk.

A silly question from an IT novice, how can we use these sites? A tutorial would be so nice. Pretty please.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 24 Jul 2009 Posts: 32

awesome.....just plain godawful AWESOME!

nhench

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:15 pm

Nasty!

Here ya go, devil_woman! Wink

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=156530

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:00 pm

Such a fantastic safari. I always like to look up the particulars of a town the lad ends up stredded in. From:http://www.corridor-sida.org/spip.php?rubrique110

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Elubo has seven hotels, the well known are Cocoville Hotel and Falun Hotel. All the pinpointed hotels serve as passing rooms and bar dancing.

Probably why he's wanted to stay there all week. Unfortunately, prostitutes aren't on the company expense account, so no money until he leaves Elubo Very Happy

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

NN the mind bender wrote:

He's started using very large fonts

That means you have seriously messed with his head... Laughing

I believe Juan had one that wrote in huge font and multi colors.

He ended up with high blood pressure and teeth ground down to nubs.

Good job in messing his mind up. Thumbs up

Hope you get multi colors soon, then you can stick a fork in him cause he's done and bordering insanity... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:07 am

top shelf

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:00 pm

Nice work, NN. Very Happy

This pet of yours is seriously messed up. Don't let that little part of you that wants to burn him take over! It's really ripping him up inside. When this lad finally gets home and has to pay back all his creditors, there will be some real life crap for him to deal with, too. If he doesn't have an answer as to why he screwed up his job, it will be even more horrible for the lad. And then, rebait him! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:34 am

His new phone number is Ghanaian, which means he's still in Elubo as he's promised. He's been there for over a week now, having missed his meeting time by 2 days. Which is something I constantly point out to him.

He's become desperate and quite insane. I don't know how much he can handle before going completely nuts. So, I'm sending him the Accra, Ghana to meet with a new crew.

His latest emails have him starting to wonder if I'm something other than a gold company... He's accusing me of being one of his own.

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If you do not send me the money to come to locate your site whereevr it is just forget about me ok.

I don't also need any Mr Johno or whatever you called him to come and look for me ok do send me the money through western union money transfer service with my name nInnocent Igor ok no money no business with your company and i will know that your company does not exists and also that you people are bunch of idiots that i am dealimng with sorry to say this anyway.

Do not waste your time or my time Nwanne if you be guy man let me know bros so we can work together ok.

Regards.

Igor

Ahhh... I'm a guyman, and he wants to work together. I thought we were... I tell him where to go and he goes. It's a great arrangement for me.

The very innocent and helpful NN wrote:

I do not understand your email?

What is a Nwanne? What is a guy man? I am not even sure what you're accusing me of doing here? Have you been drinking?

How can you tell me that my company is not real, and that Johno is not real? You must be delirious. You missed you appointment, how is that our fault?

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Dear Sir,

I did not say that you people do not exists i said that i am now in Elubo and in trouble i do not have money anylonger send me money to continue my journey to the site and join Mr Johno and others in the site ok that is what i am demading for if you people still need my services also i need the comparsation money as you promised me as i really need a job to do like your company own sir.

Below is my Ghana telephone numbers TIGO network below to call me ask Mr Johno to call me through this telephone numbers ok.
Ghana Number +233 27X-XXX-XXX.

Sir i will be waiting to hear from you people to decide for the favour of the both parties as soon as possible for my resque i have been part of the company now i am in trouble again nobody is showing concern as i expected after completing my contract materials i feel that if i am in troiuble that HAMAS company will come for my resque i don't know what to say anyway till i hear from you your decissions on sending me the money or ask Mr Johno to come and pick he should call this telephone numbers it is my personal numbers here in Elubo.

Happy weekend to you and family sir.

Regards.
Innocent Igor.

Ghana Number +233 27X-XXX-XXX.

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Igor,

What exactly are you saying here? You abuse me and yell at me, and then make accusations against me and my staff, you then demand I send you money and compensation because you missed an appointment?

You have to be crazy Igor. Do you not understand? JOHN HAD DRIVEN 7 HOURS TO MEET YOU AT A TIME AND PLACE. IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT THE HOTEL NAME I GAVE YOU WAS NOT SPELLED RIGHT. YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE LOCATION WHEN WE TELL YOU AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT, AND NOW IT'S OUR FAULT???

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME AND ACCUSE US OF FOUL PLAY WHEN WE MAKE NOTHING OUT OF YOUR PROBLEMS. WE MAKE NOTHING. IN FACT IT'S COSTING US LOTS OF MONEY TO HAVE YOU AROUND. I THINK I WILL TEAR UP YOUR CONTRACT AND LEAVE YOU TO FAIL YOURSELF.

HOW IS MR. JEFFO? HAS HE PAID YOU SINCE LAST TIME?

For those coming in late. Mr. Jeffo is the original scamming name Igor was using.

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Thanks for your reply what do you suggest for me to do now to go back to Abidjan or what? kindly advice me on what to do to save my time and you people's time aswell sir.

I will be waiting to hear from you no need of repeting issues and putting blames on anyone if your company still wante me to work for you people i am available sir.

Happy weekend.

Sincerely Yours.

Innocent Igor.

Still In Elubo suffering.

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Igor,

What would you have me do? Send you money for what? Do you wish to purchase alcohol and women? It may be a noble reason, but I do not understand what exactly what you want me to do?

I can call Johno and see if he wants to come get you, but after his last trip I can't blame him if he doesn't want to go. I asked you send me some pictures of you at your exact location. You in front of the hotel. He'll want the proof you are there waiting. He won't want to drive for another 7 hours just to see you are not there. Send the picture. Sooner you get it to me, the sooner I can contact Johno. He has your advance payment in cash on him.

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Thanks for your reply i have sent my telephone numbers to you i do not have any dime to take any picture let him call me as soon as he reaches the hotel OSAMADI it is along the way of the Elubo not hidding let him be there i will come and see him there not by midnight because i do not move around at late hours ok.

If you people still want's us to still works together then let him come i am there let me see who is delaying or causing this delay this time around as i am already in Elubo sir.

Sincerely Yours.

Innocent Igor.

Well it's time for option 1 & 2. Maybe I can get a third Safari out of him. I called his new number and abused him for missing the appointment.

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Igor,

Johno called me and was very disturbed by your lack of understanding. You missed the appointment to meet him and moved to Elubo when he wasn't there. This is your fault and your problem. John is concerned that you are not very smart and fears you aren't bright enough to open an envelope.

Besides his concerns, here are your options.

Option 1: Head back to Abidjan and we'll let you know in a few months if we have any work for you.

Option 2: On Wednesday we have 2 geologists arriving in Accra, who will be driving to our site outside of Kintampo. They will be meeting the driver at 3pm at the Hotel Shangri-la, Wednesday 5th August (this week) - I will call them and let them know to expect you. The address is: Liberation Ave, Airport Residential Area.

You will be meeting 2 females. 1 Indian lady, Mineed Hanj0be and Miss. Fookmi from Thailand. The driver will be an associate of my team. He's name is H. Lecter. I will send them your pictures and tell them to expect you.

You missed your last appointment, so please do not try and blame any of us for your failure to be somewhere when you were told in advance.

If you do not go to Accra, you might as well head home to Abidjan and we'll contact you in 6 months.

Lets see how he feels about that.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:41 am

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Sincerely Yours.

Innocent Igor.

Still In Elubo suffering.

Pure poetry. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:49 am

I'll take odds on him picking door #2. He's probably afraid to go back home.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:16 am

From his illiterate whining, it seems he hasn't realised he's in a 'resque'-free situation.... Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:18 am

This is funny. Will he go 120 miles west back home with his tail between his legs, or head east 220 miles to Accra on a long bus ride?
I wonder how much more he can stretch his credit line with his banker back home? Laughing

Whatever happens is sure to be a riot! Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:52 pm

Holy Frickin' Lad! Safari 3!!!

Igor disappeared on me. I thought I'd lost him... again. He had been stuck in Elubo (Ghana) after his second safari from Abidjan for over a week.

He emails today... Guess what. He's in Accra. Safari number 3 confirmed with this lad. Email headers all point to Accra and he's still using his Ghana phone. Nap Olean was right. I didn't think he'd travel... again. Very Happy

Headers:

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Received: from [41.210.22.131] by web112613.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:31:08 PDT
X-Mailer: YahooMailClassic/6.1.2 YahooMailWebService/0.7.338.2
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:31:08 -0700 (PDT)
From:Igor <[email protected]>
Subject: I am in Accra the hotel you mentioned where are your team sir? i still want to work with your team
To: Davo

Scamming Igor the Wandering Lad wrote:

Dear Sir,

How are you and Mr Johno hope ok? anyway i have succeeded in locating the hotel and i am in Accra now where are your team and where is Mr Johno do tell him to call me because all this stress that i passed through it is also you are the cause you gave me wrong information's on the Elubo saying Mr Johno will come there by Sunday evening 6 30 pm when he land then he will let me to know when to come so that is why i was there by Tuesday morning so all this things you still put blame on me you do things as if you are tricking me or making me to travel from one place to the other spending my money for no just cause now i am in Accra after much suffering in Elubo do tell Mr Johno or any of your woker to come there and let me see him or her to prove that your company exists evendow i did not work with you people but let me know that this work is real and not fake something because till date io never believe you people exists i went to Koako in Odinne i did not see anybody i went to Elubo i did not see anybody then all this i am a human being i cannot be going from one state to the other without seeing what i am working for or the job opportunity what is all about.

Yours.

Igor

He's doubting I am real? The nerve of it. The sheer and utter, incomprehensible... okay. He's right.

Yet still he travels. As always I offer my sincere condolences for his troubles.

The delightful and caring NN wrote:

Igor,

Where have you been? We have not heard from you and started getting worried. I thought you'd been abducted by gypsies, or wandered off after a big drinking session.

You need to tell me how you got to Accra from Elubo? That is about 220 miles. We need some details of how you got there and why you missed the appointment. Please answer me soon.

Anyway, you missed that team. When we didn't hear from you they left. Fear not, tell me exactly where you are in Accra. You've been away from Abidjan for almost 3 weeks now, and I need some details. You're not having any luck with meeting with my people. I wish you would look at your watch more often, but just remembered you sold it in Odienne or something.

Look, Johno and the team are already onsite and have been for awhile. I will check my timetable, but I will have a shipment of diamonds coming back from the site in a few days. So hang tight and I will email you soon.

I'm off for a spot of fishing today. I'm using shiny lures and hope to get a big one. Wish me luck with my bait. Toodles.

Davo

Even after everything, he still wants to work for me, as long as I am real.

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:04 pm

Top stuff, NN Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:14 pm

I guess he really, really needed the cash after those first two safari legs! Nice Job, NN. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:19 pm

whinging lad wrote:

i am in Accra after much suffering in Elubo

I love how the smallest inconvenience always translates into suffering in lad-land. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Good stuff indeed! Well done Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:37 pm

I'm speechless Shocked

3 safari's and he's still ready for more.

NN...my hat's off to you....and many thanks for being on our side.

I can only imagine the places we'd see and the dangers we'd face if you were the one doing the scamming!

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:57 pm

this is truly, truly awesome - where will you send him next?

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:39 pm

Congrats NN!

What do you have planned for Safari #4? Laughing

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:51 am

This was the last line in my last email to Igor.

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I'm off for a spot of fishing today. I'm using shiny lures and hope to get a big one. Wish me luck with my bait. Toodles.

Here is his return email. It would appear he's having some trouble. Very Happy

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Dear Sir,

Thanks for your reply i am in near circle where VIENNA CASINO WAKIKI night clubs area as i am highly stranded and on a big time problem here in ACCRA a little kid Ghana boy helps me and over here and take me to where he sleeps in the raked old bus as my money has finished i do not have any dime to pay for hotels anylonger i was paying hotel 120 000 Ghana Cidis par day in my hotel i have staed there for almost two weeks befoer bankrupt i inquire of the hotel Shangrila it belongs to the Chinease as the little boy told me along airport road as you directed me sir.

Please sir just come to my resque you and Mr Johno sir please everything is in you people's hand you and Mr Johno if ALMIGHTY GOD touches you people's mind to come to my resque i will ever be greatfull sir to you all i am really in big stress here in Accra i do not know anybody here and no money i cannot go back to Abidjan so i have to work for your company evendow is for a month sir so that i can get money to go home than to go home again empty handed and there is no means to go home aswell after all the money i have spent so far sir do pity me a little bit please i will be greatfull please sir.

I wish you good luck in your fishing toodles happy weekend remain blessed with your family and Mr Johno.

Sincerely Yours.

Innocent Igor

Waiting for Mr Johno call sir.

Oh dear... Well, lets see if we can leg it somewhere else now.

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Igor,

If you were having so many issues then why do you insist on missing our appointments when I tell you to be somewhere.

Now, once again you leave me in a difficult position. You ignore all my directions and just turn up whenever you want and expect someone to wait for a week??

You seemed to have placed yourself in a bit of trouble, haven't you? I am not sure what more you want from me. I tell you to be somewhere on a day and time and you just don't show up.

Johno is still upset with you for making him wait. I have a courier arriving in Accra on Tuesday with several bags of diamonds. He will then be driving to Nigeria to meet another team. If you think you can work in Nigeria, it will be with another team, but it will be four months work. When I know the location of the courier drop-off I will email you.

Can you please email me some digital pictures of your location in Accra. I will need to send them to the courier.

Davo

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Dear Sir,

Thanks for your quick response please sir do bear in mind that i hadly eat meal here not to talk of paying for pictures of my location if your team is coming to Accra by tuesday kindly let me know where they will be in Accra if it is still teh same SANGRILA Hotel let me know and tell me the time i should be there so that i will wait there before they will come this time around there will be no delay or mistake sir i just have to know the exact time they will be there or where they will be in Accra so i will surely be there to meet them sir.

Sincerely Yours.

Innocent Igor

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Igor,

You need to feed yourself. No need to be so dramatic. You make it sound like your sleeping in the street and starving. Did you ever get your compensation from Mr. Jeffo??

If you could just be on time, then you wouldn't be having these problems. Would you? I am not responsible for you always being late.

Davo

Okay. I may have a solution. We may make it to Nigeria, but lets see if he can follow instructions.

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Igor,

I have spoken with the courier. He will be arriving in Accra on Tuesday morning, 18th August, 2009. That is this coming Tuesday. Now do not be late, and you will need to make yourself seen.

Please follow these instructions carefully and do not fail again. I can't have you showing up to the wrong place at the wrong time again. If you miss this person because they couldn't see you, then you will need to walk all the way to Togo to get the next transport to our Nigerian location. Do you understand?? No more excuses from you. I say where you have to be at what time and you do it, otherwise you will miss you connection and have to walk.

Tuesday Morning - be at the Nkrumah Circle - Off Ring Road Central. This is the busiest roundabout in Accra. You will need to be there from about 5am. He told me that's where he will pick you up. MAKE YOURSELF SEEN! He will be driving down Nsawarm Rd in a green and black four-wheel drive. You will need to make some sort of sign you can hold up so he can see you. Make it big enough and hold it high. Do you understand?

Once you confirm this email I will send you the details.

Davo

Now I'm just being a bastard for the sake of it.

I've been looking for a public webcam in Accra. If anyone can find one, let me know and well get him to hold up a nice sign for us. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:32 am

After the roundabout, how about sending him to Accra's famous Golden Tulip hotel, perhaps the to casino or the restaurant?

He should have fun trying to get past the flunkies on the ground floor..... Laughing

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