Golly gosh - a Lad just rang

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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:22 am

I haven't been handing out my number for Lads just recently so it was a surprise to get a call on my landline.

I normally use my mobile phone for personal calls, and only scammers (or my mother Laughing

) normally use the landline.

However a Lad just rang out of the blue saying he had completed the form to join the G0merboyz Gang. jump_4_joy

It caught me so unawares I didn't dare try and record it in case I cut him off.

This should be interesting. Very Happy

There was a form devised by SirScamAlot and two online IQ tests that were to be completed with the final hurdle being a tattoo. Laughing

Fingers crossed. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:28 am

How nice, GP! Very Happy

Can you tell what he said and how he sounded like? And could you publish his application?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:38 am

@Gomer - Hmmm, I wonder if it's our S1m0n L3gr33 lad, aka James.
He's been bugging his Oga, Lisa (Sleepless), about joining the exclusive club, but not doing much real work for her lately.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=161296

The Ghost From Germany also bugged him in the audio forum, at the request of hos Oga. OOOO, I hope it's James. Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:45 am

He called back Very Happy

Remember the character from Friends ?

Ohhhhh - my - Gaaaaaaad Shocked

I recorded most of it. I now just have the trouble of transferring it to my pc from the answerphone, but I'll get that done when I have a moment.

The best thing is his name - but I better not disclose it - not yet anyway. Laughing

I've had to add 0's to obscure the G0merboyz name

Quote:

Attn: Mr. G0mer ( Chairman) Gomerb0yz

With Due Respect and honour, I humbly apply to join your G0merboyz and I wish to assure you that I am an experienced Guyman for over 12 years back, Infact my late Father was guyman and he made so much wealth in the 90s and early 2000s before he Died, I have many years of
experience in the Guywork right from childhood. I came to know about
G0merboyz from one of your members XXXXXXXXX his email address:
[email protected]

He Chopped my $5,000 USD last saturday, he has been writing me on the
same email I was using to work one American Client for over 6 Months,
XXXXXXXXX was warning me that he will chop my Dollar and infact I am
very happy with him because he warned me many times to Join Di
G0merboyz but I thought I could do my job without him outsmarting me
to take the payment, but I was very totally wrong, XXXXXXXXX :
[email protected] was smarted than me in this and he took the
$5,000 usd I hope he has remitted his 50/50 to the paypot, I want you
to confirm if he did remit the 50/50 as the G0merboys rules specify.

I also want you to call me on my Direct Phone: + 234 XXXXXXXXX so we
can talk, I want you to make me a member immediately and I assure you
that I will perform very excellently, Infact I know many guymen whom
will join but let me be a member first and let me enjoy the benefits
and then when they see my level has changed then they will join very
fast.

XXXXX.

I suspect that the choppermay be another baiter. Very Happy

I'll make some discrete enquiries here, and mail him if I can't find him.

If we get together, this could be very interesting.

There's a form attached, which I'll look at next. I'll probably have to obscure bits to hide things I don't want in the open yet, but I'll post it up today.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:52 am

I love the way he's bragged about his 419 heritage and success.

It'll make the bring down so much more satisfying. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:03 pm

Quote:

I have many years of experience in the Guywork

He has no idea what fresh experiences await. "Guywork", I like that! Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:11 pm

I love how he also trys to drop the 'gomerboy' in it

Quote:

I hope he has remitted his 50/50 to the paypot, I want you
to confirm if he did remit the 50/50 as the G0merboys rules specify

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:16 pm

He's not filled it in by hand Sad

so I can copy and paste it

I've removed identifying details and highlighted his answers in red.

Quote:

G0MERBOYZ APPLICATION FORM

FIRST NAME__XXXXXX________________________

LAST NAME_____XXXXX_______________________

PHONE______________234 XXXXXXXXXX____

ADDRESS___XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX lagos _______

WHY DO U WANT TO JOIN G0MERBOYZ_ I want to join and
use my Skills to make money, I was chopped 5k by Di
Gomerb0yz__

WHAT SKILL DO U HAVE THAT G0MERBOYZ CAN USE

I have a strong power to convince clients________

CAN U HANDLE PAIN_______yes_____________

IF SO HOW MUCH______much_____________

HOW MANY DOLLA DO U WANT TO HAVE___billions_

DO YOU DESERVE IT__________yes_______

HAVE U HEARD OF MR G0MER____Yes__________

HOW DID U FIND OUT ABOUT G0MERBOYZ__My 5k was
chopped___________________

HAVE U HAD CONTACT PREVIOUSLY___no_____

HAVE U HAD DOLLA CHOPPED BY G0MERBOYZ BEFORE
YES

HOW MUCH____________5K_______________

NOTE: IF U PASS GOMERB0YZ TEST AND JOIN 50% ALL DOLLA

PREVIOUSLY CHOPPED WILL BE PAID BACK IN FULL.

PROOF OF CHOP MUST BE PROVIDED.

ARE U PREPARED TO DO WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A G0MERBOYZ
_YES_

WHEN MR G0MER CHOPPED YOUR DOLLA WHAT DID U THINK
I WONDERED HOW THEY BREAK INTO MY NETWORK, I WAS
AMAZED AND I WANT TO JOIN SO I CAN KNOW THE SYSTEMS.

HOW DID U FEEL WHEN U FOUND OUT HE HAD TAKEN U DOLLA
I FELT VERY BAD BUT I DECIDED TO JOIN SO THAT I CAN
NOT BE A VICTIM AGAIN

OPTIONAL: LIST THE MAIL BOXES U USE WHICH GET THE MOST DOLLA
FROM MAGA.

BOXES

1._______________________________

2._______________________________

3._______________________________

4._______________________________

5._______________________________

WHAT IS U CURRENT OGA ADDRESS

_______________________________________

WHAT GANG DO U WORK FOR NOW
_____________________________________

HOW MANY MEMBERS IN THE GANG

______________________________________

HAVE U WORK FOR ANY OTHER GANG ___________________

IF YES THEN LIST THEM

_____________

_____________

_____________

DO U WORK ALONE___YES___________

DO U WORK FROM INTERNET CAFE OR HAVE OWN COMPUTER

INTERNETCAF╔.

DO U HAVE ENOUGH SPACE TO DOWNLOAD GOMERBOYZ DOLLA CHOP PROGRAMS___________YES_____________

HAVE U EVER CHOP DOLLAS FROM OTHER GMAN BEFORE
NO

IF YES EXPLAIN IN DETAIL HOW

NO___

HOW MUCH MONEY DID U MAKE IN THE LAST YEAR

WHAT IS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF MAGA THAT PAY U IN THE LAST YEAR

4 MAGAS

WHAT IS THE LONGEST TIME U HAVE GONE WITHOUT FIND JOB THAT
PAY

6 MONTHS

NOTE: G0MERBOYZ GET DOLLA EVEN IF THEY NO FIND GMEN TO CHOP.

DO U KNOW ANY OTHER GMAN WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN G0MERBOYZ

IF YES, WHAT IS THEIR MAIL

_____________________________________________________

YOU WILL JOIN AS GUYMAN RANK IF UR APPLICATION IS SUCCESFUL

U WILL SHARE JOBS 50/50 WITH G0MERBOYZ AND OTHER G0MERBOYZ SHARE THEIR JOBS 50/50 AND FUNDS SHARED AT ANNUAL PAYDAY CHRISTMAS PARTY AND AWARDS

TO BECOME FULL WISE GUY YOU MUST HAVE GANG TATTOO IN THE FORM OF THE G0MERBOYZ LOGO SHOWN ON THE SIGNS PAGE OF THE WEBSITE ON YOUR RIGHT FOREARM (PHOT EVIDENCE REQUIRED)

NOTE: ONCE U ARE FULL WISE GUY G0MERBOY U WILL RECEIVE MAIL WITH LINK TO G0MERBOYZ TOOLS FOR DOLLA CHOP AND SPYWARE. G0MER PRODUCTS ARE PROVEN TO GET U MORE DOLLA THAN ANY OTHER GMAN U KNOW. U WILL ALSO HAVE RANK VICE CHAIRMAN AND SHARE AT IMPROVE RATE 75/25

ATTACH A PHOTO OF YOURSELF WITH THIS APPLICATION FORM FOR OUR FILE.AND THE WEBSITE ALL INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE IS CONFIDENTIAL AND NO ONE OTHER THAN MR GOMER WILL HAVE ACCESS TO U INFORMATION.

THANKYOU FOR YOUR INTEREST

ONE LUV

MR G0MER

He really screwed up the format - and there was no photo.

The photo is mandatory - along with other things too, but one step at a time. Twisted Evil

That form is disturbing and hilarious too.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:27 pm

Six long months without convincing a "client". He's a FOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Congrats, GP. Very Happy

By the way, I'm intrigued to learn about the activities of his father.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:33 pm

A pretty miserable trophy, but quite amusing, and more importantly, I have his personal details. Twisted Evil

Next I'll get his photo. and if I can find the baiter who chopped his dollar, then it's game on.

Co-baiting is fun and we can discuss what to do with him. I have a lead on who that baiter may be, and as they're responsible for pushing him my way, it would be unfair to cut them out now.

I'll probably just ask for his photo for now while I wait to discover who my co-baiter is.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:52 pm

love the form

Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Quote:

Infact my late Father was guyman and he made so much wealth in the 90s and early 2000s before he Died

How heartwarming and admirable that's he carrying on an honourable family tradition. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:54 pm

Like all Lads, he'll just try to grab easy money for the least possible effort.

The good part is that the dollar chopped was performed so well, it must have eaten a sizeable and irritating hole in his brain.

I've got to balance the stick and carrot so he accepts willingly that the G0merBoyz Gang isn't a charity and he has to prove himself before he gets any reward.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

^^That's great. I'm going to work on sending a lad your way soon Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:09 pm

This lad isn't Hopeless, that's for sure but hopeless has a great interest in the g0merb0yz. As his oga i told him i was good friends with Mr G0mer himself and Hopeless became very interested and asked me to tell all about it. So i told him about it and put a link to the website in the email. But i wouldn't bet he wants to join the boyz as it will take a form to fill in which will be too difficult for him and the IQ test will be impossible. He has no IQ.
BTW the boyz have chopped his dollah two times allready Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:54 pm

This would be a great chance to de-educate him. Teach him things about dealing with magas, stuff that would red flag a real victim, but that the magas you send him comply without hesitating at all. Of course all the magas send the money to you and you can not pay him at all. The first payments that you get are to pay for his training. When he is ready, then he'll get his cut. He'll never be ready, but that's another matter....

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:09 pm

He's your Lad ? - nice work the vampire.

You clearly did a good job on him and he's totally fallen for it.

The great thing with co-baiting is that you get independent feedback. Laughing

I gotta go out for a short while. When I get back we can conspire on what next should befall the Lad.

I'd like to get another Lad involved if possible, with a safari thrown in for good measure - and you're welcome to join in (for half shares Very Happy

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The Lad's CV is perfect justification for anything that befalls him. It would make the perfect eulogy to sum up his scamming life. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:36 pm

What a great catch!

Quote:

Infact I know many guymen whom
will join but let me be a member first and let me enjoy the benefits
and then when they see my level has changed then they will join very
fast.

I always wonder what exactly a lad's 'level' means to him personally & whether it means he's in an operation or not. Walking into the internet cafe with gold/jewelry/money etc. because of one good hit as a small boi individual?... or not making much money but rising to another 'level' by having prized 'information' to sell.

This will be fun to follow Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:53 pm

Lad terminology is always open to debate and I don't believe is fixed even in their own minds.

Lads tend to refer to levels as we would refer to occupations, like lawyer level, diplomat level or barrister level, and they appear to almost treat what scam job they pretend to do, as giving them the same prestige as if it were their real job.

It's very confusing discussing scamming with them because they are obsessed with what level you are, when in fact it says nothing about the scam or how it works.

Talking to a Lad by phone is usually a pretty exhausting exercise at the best of times, but trying explain something complex is torture, so I normally go for 'wash wash' and 'face to face' as the simplest form of scam which needs least explanation.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:19 pm

This is awesome! clapping

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:26 pm

Okay - I've mailed the Lad and asked for his photo.

I have a plan in mind but need to get him following instructions.

Once I get the photo I can start offering him a proposition involving travel.

As a member of the Health and Welfare Committee for 419 Scammers it is decided that too much time spent inside dark and dank internet cafes should be discouraged in favour of trips in the open air.

We don't charge for our service. Very Happy

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