Shortest script ever

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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:57 am

Wow, my lad is really, really lazy.
I believe this is the shortest script ever

Quote:

I have a good proposal for you

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:59 am

A fun thing that I'm trying out is what I'm calling "sparse baiting" - basically seeing how long I can keep a lad on the hook by only writing back a single sentence of 10 words or fewer.

You might want to try that on this lad Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

10 words? VERBOSE!

Send "and?"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2009 Posts: 49

lol, my catch account got the same thing. in fact in the last 24 hours ive gotten 5 emails all saying that or youve won xxxx, please reply with your name, address and phone numbers.

what lazy ass lad thinks hes getting my attention.

but then again, if its too long i dont feel like reading it.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:33 am

pocket_fisherman wrote:

but then again, if its too long i dont feel like reading it.

I hardly ever read them. They are usually so boring that I just don't want to waste my time. What I hate most, are all those banks, and barristers and business proposals. I wouldn't mind, if they all used the same format that Mortal received. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2009 Posts: 49

you know what. i think i just decided that i have to do a lolcat bait.

should fall in nicely with sunshines 10 words or less deal.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:43 am

^^^ Here's one I prepared earlier: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158047&highlight=lolcat

Feel free to steal

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:52 am

ZOMG, just when I thought I'd escaped the horror of the LOLCAT BAIT... You drag me back in...

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:47 am

Someone here recently posted about replying to lads using only one word, ie - "what?" etc. It really irritated his lad. I can't remember who it was though. Embarassed

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Posts: 265

^^ hehehe, that is a good one. Going to try that as well on some fresh lads in my catcher Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:07 pm

A minimalist scam letter -

Quote:

Attn: Sir, *
A Cash Payment of USD$35.4 Million Dollars was issued on your name. Your
transferring details requires for delivery. Thanks.
*Regards,
SNS Bank, 11/08/09.*

- got a minimalist answer:

Quote:

Say what?

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:05 pm

And it continues! (Lad in italics)

Quote:

Thanks for your quick response and the contents well understood. SNS Bank in association with I.M.F (international Monetary Fund) recently held email lottery which you are successfully won. Based on that, your transferring details were required to effect your transfer. Thanks for your sound understandings. Your urgent response will be highly rated.

Quote:

I won a lottery? WTF?

Quote:

Yes you did. So without further delay comply as requested. Congratulations.

Quote:

Which lottery and when?

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:21 pm

I love the OK modality.