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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:57 am |
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Wow, my lad is really, really lazy.
I believe this is the shortest script ever
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I have a good proposal for you |
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_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:59 am |
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A fun thing that I'm trying out is what I'm calling "sparse baiting" - basically seeing how long I can keep a lad on the hook by only writing back a single sentence of 10 words or fewer.
You might want to try that on this lad |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:06 am |
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10 words? VERBOSE!
Send "and?" |
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pocket_fisherman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Aug 2009
Posts: 49
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:28 am |
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lol, my catch account got the same thing. in fact in the last 24 hours ive gotten 5 emails all saying that or youve won xxxx, please reply with your name, address and phone numbers.
what lazy ass lad thinks hes getting my attention.
but then again, if its too long i dont feel like reading it. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:33 am |
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pocket_fisherman wrote: |
but then again, if its too long i dont feel like reading it. |
I hardly ever read them. They are usually so boring that I just don't want to waste my time. What I hate most, are all those banks, and barristers and business proposals. I wouldn't mind, if they all used the same format that Mortal received. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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pocket_fisherman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Aug 2009
Posts: 49
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:38 am |
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you know what. i think i just decided that i have to do a lolcat bait.
should fall in nicely with sunshines 10 words or less deal. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:43 am |
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^^^ Here's one I prepared earlier: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158047&highlight=lolcat
Feel free to steal |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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CarlisleNinnymuggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Apr 2009
Posts: 177
Location: Searching for more Pink Audis
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Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:52 am |
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ZOMG, just when I thought I'd escaped the horror of the LOLCAT BAIT... You drag me back in... |
_________________ "you and your miserable loan office go to hell" -Barrister Terry George...
"Please hurry up with this transaction as I am out of funds"
"Carlisle,WOW WOW WOW WOW,Do you know my age?am 80 year plus" -Joe Jackson
x4 <<Nowhere near as many as luckey.
Do not DARE click this link |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:47 am |
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Someone here recently posted about replying to lads using only one word, ie - "what?" etc. It really irritated his lad. I can't remember who it was though. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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dutchkroket
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
Posts: 265
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Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:40 am |
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^^ hehehe, that is a good one. Going to try that as well on some fresh lads in my catcher |
_________________ x6
x1
i decided to check not you just to make sure you are ok - Abubakar Hamza
is only an idiot will see a life opportunity and ignore it - Florence Jackson
YOU ARE VERY LOCKY THAT YOU GET BACK TO ME IN TIME - BALA |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:07 pm |
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A minimalist scam letter -
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Attn: Sir, *
A Cash Payment of USD$35.4 Million Dollars was issued on your name. Your
transferring details requires for delivery. Thanks.
*Regards,
SNS Bank, 11/08/09.* |
- got a minimalist answer:
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:05 pm |
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And it continues! (Lad in italics)
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Thanks for your quick response and the contents well understood. SNS Bank in association with I.M.F (international Monetary Fund) recently held email lottery which you are successfully won. Based on that, your transferring details were required to effect your transfer. Thanks for your sound understandings. Your urgent response will be highly rated. |
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I won a lottery? WTF? |
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Yes you did. So without further delay comply as requested. Congratulations. |
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Which lottery and when? |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:21 pm |
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I love the OK modality. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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