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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:04 pm |
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Your dear Cap419kicker has joined the US army as a 35B (Financial Services techincian) I leave for basic on Aug 12. Just thought I'd let you know that I can't insult bait in basic. |
_________________ FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:07 pm |
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Good luck to you and thank you for your service. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:16 pm |
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Good luck, Kicker, and thank you. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:29 pm |
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Thank you for dedicating yourself to our country. I am proud of you, Cap419kicker! Good luck and take care of yourself.
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
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Ignatii
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 May 2009
Posts: 33
Location: Quakeville, California
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:40 am |
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Cap419kicker wrote: |
Your dear Cap419kicker has joined the US army as a 35B (Financial Services techincian) I leave for basic on Aug 12. Just thought I'd let you know that I can't insult bait in basic. |
Wait a minute... you aren't even going to have internet in basic training, unless the Army has gone totally soft!
Just remember that everything you do for the first six weeks will be wrong even when you do it right, and keep all contraband in your sock (they never check there).
Also, hide a baggie of foam earplugs, because you will need them to fall asleep when you are bunking up with 50 other idiots who snore, talk, etc. Those earplugs literally saved my sanity. When you get your field gear, then you'll get the rubber ones, but they are hard to sleep with because of the stem.
Congratulations, you will come out of it waaaaay more mature than your peers. |
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"...she has be under comma since then..." - Nurse Kennedy
"It’s clear to our view that you might see the out standing out come of authorization to carry out the law command of the Federal court of this country as if its under your own onion...See your site on Google page as I told you , this bank and not a play Grand." - 'BofA Director' |
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Lobo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 368
Location: Adrift in cyberspace
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:09 am |
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Good luck. Take care of yourself. |
_________________ x8 x19
Lobo's List of Lads that can't spell F*CK:
DONT FULK WITH US PAUL !! Agent Monday Snipper
FORK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Moses Modese
"write to me and tell to me more about myself" KristinaLove
"i might be shit to another time which might be in 3weeks or 1month" Raymond Miller mass bait
"you will be pilled to death" Adamu Ibrahim
"why is western union hard this time please?" Mr. Morgan
JOIN THE PACK! |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:11 am |
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Congrats bro I'm proud of you! |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:02 am |
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You've done a good thing, and we are all proud of you. Do take care of yourself and come back to us safe and sound.
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_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:20 am |
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Cap419kicker wrote: |
Your dear Cap419kicker has joined the US army as a 35B (Financial Services techincian) |
Financial Services... hmm, nothing like this is it (edited to include dollars)?
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Moriarty: Ooooh! Money! Money-money-money! Little money, money, money, money! Oheooheeeoh! Lovely money! It's all the rage!
Grytpype-Thynne: Moriarty, shhh... pull that transparent blind down, you fool! Now, have you sewn that $100,000 into the lining of your socks?
Moriarty: Yes.
Grytpype-Thynne: Then help me get this $1000 in fifties under my wig.
Moriarty: Right! [Sounds of lifting] Down on your right hand... Back a bit... Ah... Right... Ah, there.
Grytpype-Thynne: Good man. Any more left?
Moriarty: Only this $5000 in coins.
Grytpype-Thynne: Oh. Now where can I hide that? [Snaps fingers] I've got it! Moriarty? Say "Ahhh"...
Moriarty: Ahhh...
FX: [Shovelling, swallowing]
Grytpype-Thynne: Now, Moriarty, keep your mouth shut, I don't want... [Phone rings] Army Pay Corps here, Chief Cashier speaking... |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:46 am |
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Thank you for your service, Cap419kicker and lots of luck with the basic training! |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:09 am |
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Congratulations and thank you for your service! Best to you in your basic training. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:58 am |
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Thank you for volunteering to serve your country during a time of war Cap419kicker. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:49 am |
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Good luck.
Cap419kicker wrote: |
35B (Financial Services techincian) |
Are they the ones who find Saddam's millions in Iraq, and ask for help in smuggling them out?
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_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:13 pm |
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Congratulations and thank you for your service, Captain.
Stay safe and good luck with basic training.
We'll insult a few extra lads for you while you are away. |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:59 pm |
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Congrats Cap419kicker:
1. Find the right drill instructor.
2. Be all you can be. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:05 pm |
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@ all: thank you for your well wishes. T-11 days and counting. Nervous as hell this morning, kind of thinking: What the hell did I just do yesterday?
Anyway, I should change my name to Specialist Cap419kicker. I should make Sergeant in 12-18 months (the beauty of having an education and going into the army).
Cap419kicker |
_________________ FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:43 pm |
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HOORAH Cap! Even with a nice Rate like that keep your head on a swivel! Do they have WU or MG on bases these days? Make sure you blurt something out in Mugu when the time is right! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:46 pm |
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Again, good luck and thank you.
Here's a link to a site that may help you. If you are going to Jackson, take a roll of quarters for the Poweraid machine.
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/armyjoin/l/aaarmybasic1.htm
Take a small stack of envelopes and stamps. Drop a note to your loved ones on Sunday during your personal time. It does not have to be more that "I'm alive." I can't tell you the entire details, but I was stopped in the parking lot of a big box store 2,500 miles from my home by a Mom who had not heard from her recruit in 7 weeks. We ended up crying together. Don't let that happen.
Memorize your General Orders before you go.
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1. I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relieved.
2. I will obey my special orders and perform all of my duties in a military manner.
3. I will report violations of my special orders, emergencies, and anything not covered in my instructions to the commander of the relief. |
Be able to shout them out in 10 seconds at the top of your lungs. Look over the core values and prepare to have them memorized. Start running but don't overdo it. You don't want stress fractures at this point. Try to have fun. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:56 pm |
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I try to portray a military man in a lot of my baits, but I know that I could never be a soldier as I have very poor self-discipline - which is why I admire those who have that quality, and who are willing to sacrifice their personal freedom to protect that of their nation.
Good luck. We'll be thinking of you. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:12 pm |
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Best of luck and many thanks to you.
Respect. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:24 pm |
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Good Luck Cap.
Memorise the new rules
1. Never volunteer for anything.
2. Stay safe
3. If you find any millions hidden away, please send them to us, but DO NOT expect us to pay any fees. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:51 pm |
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Best wishes to you and your family on your new adventure Cap419kicker.
I hope you will be out of basic by the time your little jalapeno arrives.
Thanks for your service,sir. We appreciate you. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:13 pm |
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Good luck, you're doing the right thing!
By the way - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgkfV477vAQ |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:54 pm |
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If you send me an emil about Saddams millions, I will know its you, and cooperate fully.
Thank you.
Be careful. |
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x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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