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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:25 pm |
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News Flash wrote: |
Hat & Hook - One to be Hung Upon t'Other
The folly of not taking adequate precautions was driven home yesterday in a pink taxi cab when the member known only as 'The Kilted One' lost his last marble down a drain near the Southwest corner of Central Park. Franctically scrambling on hands and knees with an ear to the ground desperately trying to follow the sound of said marble as it rolled through the pipes, the somewhat bare rear headed North into the rush hour traffic and hasn't been seen since.
Any fresh sightings are to be reported to the Lost & Found Department, clearly marked to the attention of lotta, the legs of 419eater.
And remember, if you're going to have relations with the press, for goodness sake use protection! |
Aye, 'tis with lump in my throat I announce that I shall be frequenting these parts no more.
Such mundane things as work, marriage (tell my wife that and you WILL die quickly but messily, and I hope I live to see it) and life in general mean that I can no longer find the time to bait lads, use a large but ironically subtle club to point n00bs in the right direction, or even keep my troll poking stick sharp.
You are a great bunch of twisted, sick and otherwise normal weirdos which has made my time here thoroughly enjoyable and rewarding. I'm proud to have known you all except slightly - never has a custom title been more understated...
Keep up the good work, remember to show your appreciation for the mod's now and then (they work bloody hard and I've yet to find a better team anywhere), and GIVE THOSE SCAMMERS WHAT FOR!
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:58 am |
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callum wrote: |
'tis with lump in my throat I announce that I shall be frequenting these parts no more.
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Ya Ya - tell me another one - you'll be back - it's an incurable disease man - there is no cure - when you start to shake just send in a wee post and it will all be right. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:07 am |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:13 am |
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If I had a $ for everytime I've heard that, I'd have ummmmmmmmmmmmm
$4.75 at least
Take care Callum, we'll keep a place for your stocking at Christmas, and try to keep your favourite chair reasonably clean.
And of course,
"you can check out, but you can never leave" |
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:27 am |
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callum wrote: |
You are a great bunch of twisted, sick and otherwise normal weirdos which has made my time here thoroughly enjoyable and rewarding. I'm proud to have known you all except slightly - never has a custom title been more understated...
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Awww. callum, you make me blush...
Your assessment of the crew is spot on. I have enjoyed 98% of your posts (the other 2% were w-a-y over my head, so I didn't like them).
I will miss your wit and artful jabs with the pointy end of a stick as well as your tender answers to some n00bs (never me of course).
Please know that, "No mater where you go, there we are!
Do come back in the late of the night from time to time. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:08 am |
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As one who can remember whence your Directorship emanated, I shall miss your keen insight into the state of Eater.
Best wishes Callum. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:16 am |
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Good luck to you and yours.
See you in a month or so. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:50 am |
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I've never liked you.
If it wasn't for the fact that you owe me money, I couldn't care less about you going.
Come back soon, dude. |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:41 am |
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Sad to see you go, mate.
You can go. But we're holding your hostage to ensure frequent flying visits. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:38 am |
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Corona wrote: |
Do you have to retire?
Can't you get a divorce?
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michael bolton
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
Posts: 175
Location: Texas
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:42 am |
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Sorry to see you go, mate.
Wish you the best. Stop in and see us sometimes.
Maybe name a kid Shiver. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:58 am |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:26 pm |
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Five years and now you suddenly decide that you have a life.
Quitter!
Best of luck with whatever you use the extra day or so per week that you now have at your disposal.
See you in a few weeks, when boredom and withdrawal sets in. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:05 pm |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:54 pm |
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You might be doing well until you read: "I CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE TO READ THIS MAIL.....".
Then the old juices will start to flow. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:26 pm |
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Oh dear, here's another person that's been tricked into thinking that marriage, family and a job are important. Just because you read something on the internet does not make it true. Real life is so overrated. If its a problem with your marriage, just do what I do, put a laptop in the bathroom and bait and post from there. No sane person would ever complain that another spends too much time in the toilet. If they do, take a crap in a trashcan. After a few days the complaints will end.
Seriously, sorry to hear that you are leaving. Hurry back and check in once in a while. We'll be here. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:25 pm |
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Aw come on man, don't just leave and never stop by. Do what I occasionally do, take a break for a few months (or more) and then come back with a vengence every so often. This place needs people like you here.
But if you really are hell bent on leaving, good luck to you in life. It's been a pleasure. |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:29 pm |
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That's what I thought too Callum. You'll be back.
Good luck in the mean time. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:02 am |
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Who's going to be my troll poking buddy now. |
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Lobo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 368
Location: Adrift in cyberspace
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:07 am |
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You'll be missed.
We'll keep the lads warm 'til you get back.
Take care of yourself, and stop in to say hi from time to time. |
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FORK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Moses Modese
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"i might be shit to another time which might be in 3weeks or 1month" Raymond Miller mass bait
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:44 pm |
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Bah! I just can't believe this! When you start crying in the middle of the night and mumbling, "lotta, oh lotta!" then you'll find a way back to your real home and friends, callum. Every gaze upon a wooden stick shall make you think of whittling it to a fine, sharp point. Every green leotard shall draw you back nearer to us. Each cat sound will remind you of us here, waiting, waiting, waiting for your return. Raised beer mugs will give you intense flashbacks. Don't go. The pain will be too great. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:40 pm |
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I'm sooo sad |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:43 pm |
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Good luck on your retirement. Mine is about 10 days away. Well, I temporary one. Blessings to your and yours. Cap419kicer |
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themob
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 68
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Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:57 pm |
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You'll be back. Everybody comes back.
Enjoy the break. |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:20 pm |
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*off topic*wow, this thread haf reminds me of an online game i used to pay, get those images out of my head */off topic*
anywhom, on topic, so long, hurry back though, these people seem to need you |
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