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Badgerbait
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Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:04 pm |
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This made me laugh!
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Dear xxxxxxxxxx,
We have received your email.
To say I am upset is an understatement because your claim to have transferred the amount without sufficient proof is nothing but a wild goose chase and nobody is ready to start chasing shadows with all the work I have to contend with everyday as an attorney, exclusive of the procedure to have your funds transferred to you.
First, the account into which you claim to have paid the amount is a receivership account and in order for us to lay claim to any amount paid into that account, there has to be a payment/ transfer slip or proof of transfer (tracer)., otherwise the receivership agent will not listen to us and I am not ready to fight over such a meagre amount or any amount of money at that, even if it runs into millions without proof. Would you do that?
Besides, the fact that your bank has refused to send you a transfer slip knowing they should in case of any discrepancy, shows clearly that they do not have value for clientele relations and I do not expect you to consider that an ideal bank to deal with. It is rather disappointing that your bank cannot render services to you the way every other individual the world over gets services rendered to them.
You think about it, if I come to you and say I paid money to an agent you referred me to when obviously I am not the only one who pays money through that account and ask you to go get the money without proof of payment, would you? And even if you do and the agent says the money is not there no matter what you say, how will you prove to the contrary? I will not subject myself to any form of embarrasment for any reason.
If we must proceed as I have earlier said, then send me the payment details or if on the other hand you have not and you truly are ready to transfer your funds, then go on and make the payment and send me the details, otherwise there is nothing I can do.
At this time, every minute that passes is vital because the process of obtaining authorization by the officials have started and once it is approved and we are still to make arrangements for the probate document, I am sorry it will be a futile attempt by us then to see the funds transferred to you irrespective of whatever effort we put in.
I will await your immediate response.
Good day.
D@vid Sm1th Esq. |
Ohhh, how he will regret that! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:09 pm |
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irate lad wrote: |
You think about it, if I come to you and say I paid money to an agent you referred me to when obviously I am not the only one who pays money through that account and ask you to go get the money without proof of payment, would you? |
What's the problem D@vid Smith? We do this to you lads all the time.
Nice rant, Bb. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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remu
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 571
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:10 pm |
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A stupid lad wrote: |
Besides, the fact that your bank has refused to send you a transfer slip knowing they should in case of any discrepancy, shows clearly that they do not have value for clientele relations and I do not expect you to consider that an ideal bank to deal with. It is rather disappointing that your bank cannot render services to you the way every other individual the world over gets services rendered to them. |
I think he's absolutely right, you should cease all business with that bank and set up a new account with a reputable institution like Plunder & Flee. |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:13 pm |
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At this time, every minute that passes is vital |
vital? what is the meaning of this word? |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:03 pm |
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I'm sort of dazzled by the excellent English used by a lad! |
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IrwinFletcher
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Posts: 192
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:07 am |
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ScammedOut wrote: |
I'm sort of dazzled by the excellent English used by a lad! |
I was thinking the same thing!
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I will not subject myself to any form of embarrasment for any reason. " |
That there sounds like a challenge |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:07 am |
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Yes, that is one of the most well written rants I've seen in a while. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:58 am |
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That's not a canned response, the lad must have spend quite a bit of time on that one. Nice work! |
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