A little lad rant

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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:48 am

This is my unicorn porn script lad writing to "Judy" - the secretary of the guy he's writing the script for who is presently chopping his dollar, calling him out as a scammer and saying she's taking his first payment of £500 and if the lad wants to see any of the £5000 he's been promised he has to tell the boss that he got the first lot.

He had earlier threatened "African spiritual powers" against me so I helpfully sent him "Judy's" picture to get him started in the hope of a good voodoo curse. However I got this instead:

Quote:

Grand ma,

Yes am not doubting that am in a refugee camp, but being there does not make me to be stand still at a place as you foolishly think. Old fork here is africa and not western world that things work differently Even there you are I have lots of my country people that are in London as refugees that are all over the street off london without been kept at a hall or compound as o a fool like you are been kept in the office with there MBA qualifications as you claimed to have without common sense to think of how to use it to make the economy of there country to have a change than to use it to try to push me to accept your criminal act. Dont you know with your age doinf this type of crime your suposed to be stone to death than to live you to move around to distroy the whole wotrld at your age you Old Devil.

If am at your age with what you claimed you have am not suposed to be under working with a foreigner like The good man Tony I will try to be a Director of my own company where it can not work I will rather kill myself than to be a second class idiot like you. I have many years ahead of me so what is 5000 pounds to me where am inteligent and educated what do I have to lose where you turn a tiger to the good people I have dealings tthat are meant well to me you old bastered fool.

Your trying to kill yourself because of 500 pounds because you can not save such amount of money to keep your old misrable life going and all you wanted to do is to steal from your boss the little money meant for the payment of a job done for him. If I will see you face to face I will tell you the day you fool old fork where born and I will make you committ succide because i will not give bastered like you a chance to say a word you daughter of a betch that wants me me to accept the crime that pen and email robber like you committed. Have you not seen that am not a 419 fool like you that accept things such easily because am hungery like you even in my state am more better than a junky and gambler like this fool called Judy idiot the big animal Wolf.

Old grand ma, your foolish old sense did not tell you than am younger than you to take to your foolish advice honestly if i have such a big wide animal like you as a mother I will kill you for been alife to be a BIG disgrace to humanity because as a failure and faustrated you are that is why you are looking for whom to decive into your crap am above your plot. You think am cheap to accept that your words never i will rather die than to accept the words of a Big crook like you. I have made up my mind to forget you and the 500 pounds or the so 5000 pounds but I know that one day your sins will find you oiut and I will get the money. I will never right to Mr Tony but to tell you that am on ground I have me and my friend are watching closly to wait for the arrival of Tony into Nigeria then we will meet him and all your criminal acts will be tell. I most see him here unless he will not be in Nigeria I have made my friend stanley know your criminal acts and he has plains to deal with foolish old bastered like you. Eat that 500 pounds and go to jail. You think writting to Tony through email is the best way but I will tell old monkey like you that there is always an easy way to catch up with monkeys like foolisj as you are lets wait for the D day unless Tony did not get to Nigeria will mean you old witch like ypou will go free.

Come self why am i wasting my time for such a fool that decide to eat her boss money in a criminal way,. Look I have the data that in that Mr Tonz company you workers there knows how to steal and dupe him but your final time has come lets bet and see if he will not know what is going on within the next few days OLD GRAND MA.

I do not think this foll even has a child you look like a devilish monk on your picture you sent why did you ever take such a picture old fork grand ma.

Joy

This is the picture I sent, British MP and Equalities Minister Harriet Harman

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

Old grand ma, you gonna have a lot of fun with this script-artist.

Be aware - he will tell your boss straight what you have done to the economy of there country.
... to distroy the whole wotrld at your age you Old Devil.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 May 2009 Posts: 61

You terrible old fork!

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:05 pm

You have an awful lot to be accountable for. Your country's economy would be in sound shape right now if you had just used your MBA to fix it. Instead, you turned into a common "pen and email robber". Despicable Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:08 pm

This one is gonna be fun! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:20 pm

Sunshine, you should ask him if he likes the nice earrings his 500 pounds bought for you. I think they are pretty sexy. Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:27 pm

Wow that's a great siggy line. And if i was a mod you would have a new custom tag you old fork grandma! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:29 am

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

There are so many funny parts to that email.

I liked this part:

faustrated lad wrote:

Have you not seen that am not a 419 fool like you that accept things such easily because am hungery like you even in my state am more better than a junky and gambler like this fool called Judy idiot the big animal Wolf.

Nice job, Sunshine.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:07 pm

When does old spoon grandpa come into the picture?

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:48 am

He's back after having been dragged down to Port Harcourt by the "evil fork grand-ma" secretary who was pretending to be the good boss.

He kept referring to his friend "Stanley" so I keep calling him Stanley and blow me down if Stanley - "Big boy in Nigeria" - doesn't drop me a line on Sunday evening:

Quote:

Judy,

You may be suprise or not to receive this mail from me today, anyway you may have to been using my name to write mails of insults to Joy and today I have decided to answer you directly.

Am Mr Stanley a friend to Joy Sankoh and the person taking care of her here in Nigeria. Whom you have been insulting because you where opportune to have been working with Mr Tony who has a free mind and whom you are out to distroy his business but God will not let you do anything to his business rather will surely be expose you one day.

I want you to know that I Stanley is not a poor or hungery man rather a well respected man here in the country an industralist, Manufacturera and a producer at least you have the contact information of the guys Mr Tony came to Visit in Nigeria whom you used to block Joy from seeing Mr Tony to reconfirm from the Co-oprate affairs commission here in Nigeria to Verify my company name WASKY GLOBAL LTD they will tell you that am a Big boy here in Nigeria. I did, no such company exists Smile

I am suprise that a person of your little caliber will rise up to be insulting my person rather than to face the crminal life you are living. Look you think you and your fellow crooks here in Nigeria may think you have access to the email addresses of Mr Tony thereby reading his mails and as well sending mails to Joy from it trying to distroy the poor girl. I want to tell you that you have failed. You may have denyed her of seeing Tony to collect what belongs rightfully to her but you have not deny her that I know one day Tony will find out that you are the worst thief that needs to be killed for the economy of the world to be save.

Yes you have access to read both the old and new email address of Mr Tony where you have turn a tiger to deny Joy the access for mr Tony to read her mail you are as well every where even to delete every mail Joy sent to Bodil her friend all you do is to send mails from Tony and Bodil's mail to Joy insulting her God will find you out even if you use a spell on Tony one day he will find out that you are A THIEF I know this.

For your information Joy is not as you think at least she is on her final year in the university here and am taking care of her education at least am giving her best education and much assistant as I can she is not a thief and gready as you are. She does not have mind to steal from people and her boss as you are so if you look at it very well you will know that she is not as crookish as you she have fail to your criminal plot and she refused it completely because she is a well train girl. Mr Tony needs to do away with such people like you or possibly kill you to have his way if allow you for a month more in his business you will distroy him.

Joy failed to meet Tony in Port Harcourt because of you and your associate here but you did not take Joy's life all I know she will surely get to the top one day and because of this you did to her even if Tony fail to pay her I will make sure I bring her to London before the end of this year and we will be in that Tony's office to see this RED DEVIL on earth Called JUDY face to face. Do not insult me any more because if they put you for sale I will not price you for a cent because people like you are not suposed to be living with human beings rather you are to live in the ZOO for you are hartless than a Monkey.

I'm hoping for a voodoo curse by the end of the week Twisted Evil