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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:43 am

Standard NOK scam under way, and the Lad pushing Cammy for $1200 for a "Legality Certificate".

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You ask me the meaning of CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY???
They bank manager told me to get the CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY unfailingly because any money over USD$1M (One million United States Dollars) which is to be transferred out of any bank in this country must require this Document since the 9/11 attack of the World trade centre in the United States. They said it is the agreement reached by our government and the United states government to check terrorists and drug money. They need to know if the money being transferred out of this country is clean money. That is why the document is needed and this should be good for us.

Nothing unusual... but then (emphasis added):

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Now the problem which I keep telling you is that I do not have all the money to get this document. I borrowed so much money to get us this far in the transaction. The people who I borrowed money from are on my neck now disturbing me for their money. I thought we should have been through with this thing by now so that I should have paid them back.
The painful fact which I have not even told you was that I took my wives Gold pendant which was the first ever gift I gave her and sold it to get money for this deal. I hope to buy her a better one after this but she has not known that I have sold the Gold pendant.

I was going to get tetchy over his nagging, but the bit about the pendant inspired this impulsive outburst from Cammy (emphasis in original):

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YOU STOLE FROM YOUR WIFE!? YOU STOLE GOLD FROM YOUR WIFE!?
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!? GOLD IS A SACRED SYMBOL OF LOVE AND TO STEAL IT FROM YOUR LOVED ONE IS AN INSULT TO FREYJA!
I CAN'T DO THIS!

I just needed to throw something new into the mix, and see how the Lad reacts...

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

It's gonna take some actual thought to get out of that one. I wonder how much effort he'll put in.

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:26 am

I love boxing lads into corners with details like that. It's just so much fun to see how they squirm. Keep us posted! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:49 am

He might try to wriggle out of it by saying he only stole it in order to get a nicer one for her.

The problem is, his dastardly deed invoked the wrath of Freyja who will put a curse on any other pendant he gives her. It's common knowledge she was responsible for the malaise and demise of all who owned the Hope Diamond due to it being 'thieved' to begin with. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:20 pm

He ignored it and replied to another message:

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This mail will meet you well overthere.Have you sent the money as i told you?? Please do scan the payment receipt and send to me immediately.My dear Camille,once i received the money which you said that you have sent to me here,i will pay for the certificate and the bank will effect transfer immediately as the bank manager promised to me double sure for it.

While coming down to your country and i do hope that there is enough security in your country because you can see that this transaction is my last hope so we need to handle it very careful.Hope and happy to meet you soon in your country.

Cammy replied rather coldly:

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Until I know Freyja's will about how you betrayed your wife's love, nothing is happening. I cancelled the payment.

On Wednesday (Woden's Day) I'm asking Ute, the goda of Freyja, to cast the runes and seek Her will on what to do.

Just moments later:

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I think your playing with what am proposing for you.What is your concerned about my wife jewerries??, Who is Freyja?? You need to be serious beacuse am not doing child play on my business ok.

Cammy was just as cold still (emphasis in original):

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You stole from your wife - you stole gold from your wife. That's betraying the woman you love. There's nothing worse than that.
Freyja, since you ask, is the goddess I worship - the goddess of love and beauty. What you did is anathema to the Goddess. I can't let your crime against love go unpunished.
The Runes will decide what curse will fall on you. Only once Her will is known can I even think of continuing with our business.

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:24 pm

I think some sort of penance is in order.

As cats are sacred to Freyja I think a picture of him with a cat on his head would suffice.

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:51 pm

Catcher is right...

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I have told my wife about they jewerries and she said that there is no problem once i will buy another one for her after they money have arrives your account in Australia.Now the ball is on your cort.I promise to buy her another jewerries and she is so happy than ever before.What are we waiting again to finalized this transaction?? Please if your not interesting again,just tell me so that i will look for another partner who will help me to pay this money for they certificate as you can see that we have wasted time as i promised the bank before.Waiting for your urgent response as soon as possible.

Cammy won't believe a word of it.

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