"Zew0philes of Mercy" potential massbait

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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:04 pm

It looks like he is using Google a lot.

This thread is the first thing that comes up for z00philes of m3rcy. good for victims, bad if he ever tries looking it up.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:06 pm

Just got his listing of armadillos and wombats that are currently available (with pics). Of course I was asking what fits nicely that is BETWEEN the size of an armadillo and wombat.

Also, I had asked for AFRICAN animals. We'll see what comes back.

And for the critics... I asked if he has any Miniature African Unicorns with Leprechauns for trainers...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:11 pm

Omg, I didn't know armadildos took up more pixels than sea-m0nkeys.

Rev Dr Moron wrote:

Sea Monkeys are suitable for ages 6+, adult supervision is advised.
Tank measures 14.5cm x 9cm. they can growth up to this sizes 320 x 240,Surprisingly, armadil|os are very 500 x 375 -
Therefore Sandr@ ,This are little explaination on Sea Monkeys.
How many of Sea Monkey do you need to purchasing in our company.
The scan copy of Africa Species of Sea Monkey is attached

He's very accommodating and uses ginormous print for my failing eyes.

Game on.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:26 pm

Bohigal - are you trying to buy the armadillos out from under me - dammit! Competition.

Here's the latest...Just sent

Quote:

Dr. Kw4t1,

You have not read my emails very carefully at all.

I asked what aniumals you have from AFRICA that are BETWEEN the size of an Armadilo (which only live in TEX4S), and a Womb4t (which only live in AUSTRAL1A). You still haven't told me what gives the best fit.

ANYONE can see that armadillos are not furry, and wombats do not have waggly tails. Besides, I already have one of each.

If you read my last email more carefully you will see that I have highlited all the other things I need to know.

For the import, I would like to know that you are a licensed importer, otherwise I can't see why I would continue to deal with you. Please include a handwritten statement swearing that you are a licensed veterinary sturgeon, and have imported animals to America before.

The kids mentioned a unic0rn, but they are big. Is it possible for you to get miniature Afric4n unic0rns? Can you have a leprech4un to come over with it as trainer? I would pay top dollar for a Un1c0rn and tr41ner.

I look forward to your prompt reply. No more boll0cks. I don't want pictures of Americ4n or Austr4lian anim4ls, only exotic African ones.

Horace.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:32 pm

Pony Dungee wrote:

are you trying to buy the armadillos out from under me - dammit! Competition

It's not me. Remember rule #3 of baiting: everything is the lad's fault.
Anyway, good times! The good Rev Dr. is starting to get careless and confused about all his magas.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:41 pm

I am amused.

Sunshine, I'll be AFK till Monday. I'll be impressed if you have him send me many suggestions of animals between now and then. I usually lose these guys over the weekends, but alas, what am I to do.

Here is a leprechaun, just so you can prove to him that they are real. Now he just needs to find a unicorn to go with it...
http://www.clownscharacters.com/jpgs/roger%20leprechaun.jpg

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:21 pm

Horace. Does YSO mean anything to you? Just curious.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:29 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

Horace. Does YSO mean anything to you? Just curious.

Sorry but no. Although since he is actively googling everything, I looked up Unicorns and Leprechauns and found that together they equal alternative lifestyle. Not that I have a problem with that.

Wasn't aware of that, but I have a feeling that's where you're going. Sadly, our Rev. Dr. may end up there as well.

Now, what does YSO stand for?? I'm guessing its not "York Symphony Orchestra".

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:11 am

^^^Not York Symphony Orchestra!. Your name is close to someone elses name, who has an association with a place that has that acronym. There is a university there. He was a historical figure.

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:03 pm

MOD REQUEST!!!

Can someone with green or red jack boots kick this into the Helps section, putting it behind a log in? It turns up on google.

Thank you!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:29 pm

I'm so pleased that the animals are protected from River Paralysis

Rev Dr Kwati wrote:

Regarding to the issued of the drugs for the animals? The River Paralysis from mosquitos that is one of our major diseases facing the Animals,we always us these Drug , I.e
1.Antibiotic resistance is becoming increasingly common, and scientists agree that the overuse of antibiotics in CAFOs (confined animal feeding operations) plays a big role. Today, new antibiotic-resistant diseases are being linked to CAFO practices, including Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA), antibiotics or preventive pallatives for the safety of the Animals that is reason we need your assistance, and your support to this project,
2.ADEQUAN , This drug is responsible for the grow of animals.like Elephant, lion, Leopard, Zera,and other.
3.Maintances of the Structure of the Garden
4.Feeding of the Animals /Pets,
Our Company Reward, To our Sponsorship,
Kindly inform your company there mood of sponsor if its Yearly , Monthly and weekly assistance .

Edit to add: I missed his qualification

Quote:

With Greetings
Rev. Dr. Kwati Yeboah.
Veterinary Sturgeon
Zoophiles of Mercy Animal Refuge

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:00 pm

He must put the "sturgeon" line in all of his emails now. I see it in mine too.

My eagle will cost me $3900.

Quote:

Dear Dr. Kwati,

Thanks for the information. Do you have the proper veterinary certificate needed for shipping or should I e-mail that to you?

I should have the money by this Friday.

In preparation, I also need to know what you have been feeding the baby eagle so I can get some of it. My last eagle really liked spaghetti. Is that what this one prefers too?

Sincerely,
Stephen

sunshine, is it still okay to use the veterinary certificate form that you posted in the other thread?

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:10 pm

@sunshine: are we magas all supposed to be liviing in the same place, like Ilkley or some similar hellhole?

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:17 pm

^^^ No, you can live anywhere you like Smile

Ilkley's not that bad. Honestly Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:23 pm

I wonder if I could set this lad up to chop himself. I'm getting some of his other formats in the same box.

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:02 pm

^^^^ The lad is getting in such a muddle I think that would be entirely possible.

Do be sure and ask for your animal's veterinary certificate, he should send you something like this from his toolkit.

Remember each animal needs a separate form Smile

(and yes, that is the red seal of truth)

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I love that Hillary Clinton has signed at the bottom... lol.

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:48 am

Am I being too slow here, we haven't even got to the money or which animal yet after 7 emails. But he's being very nice about it all, and finding me lots of stuff I never knew about.

He's learning about different diseases as well, I'm about to find out if my Lemurs have been treated for scrotal mange and fibrosilitosis

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:44 pm

Bwaha, he coughed up a bank account for alan.

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:52 pm

Seems he doesn't like my suggestion of Leprechauns and Unicorns. He hasn't replied to me since he sent his handwritten sworn statement that he is in fact a verterinary.

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:22 pm

The Rev Dr likes to chat. My char is visually impaired and uses a speech-to-text device. Too bad it picks up everything.

Quote:

8:46 AM me: Reverand Doctor Yeaboa?!
it is i sandra
!
are you thre!!
8:47 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: HELLO
me: oh HELLO!!!
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES IM HERE
8:48 AM me: good afternoon!! pleez excuse am using a voice navigater to write this for me
Rev Dr Sturge0n: ok
me: i speek in two microphone and computer listens two make words!!
eye am mostley blind u c
Rev Dr Sturge0n: oh i see
8:49 AM me: some times it duz not unnersynd me
Rev Dr Sturge0n: pls you can send the money through bank account
me: also it pix up all sounds so sorry if extra stuff typed
8:50 AM bank act? wot is dat?
Rev Dr Sturge0n: Oh yes
Oh yes you can send it through bank account
8:51 AM while do you decide to send it through bank account
8:53 AM so that we can send all your doub|e Se@ -monkey bubb@s try to make your payments now
me: kybg
Rev Dr Sturge0n: we are waiting for you to send the money immediately
8:54 AM me: o u sai
Rev Dr Sturge0n: Oh yes i will be glad with you
so that delivering will done
8:55 AM me: hgl;k mpney to you
lkjn hgvf bank with the kash
8:56 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY BY CASH THROUGH BANK TRANSFER
8:57 AM me: oh the softwear was saying act not a *DELETED*
peace of shit type it write hgiuygoiu097
Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER
me: @@@@EEEEEEEEE how much money to senbvf
8:58 AM stupid cheep crap fucker software i am chatting with the reverand
8:59 AM sorry did it transcribe thaqtxstt
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES YOU ARE CHAT WITH REV DR KW@TI YEB0AH
OK
me: mai software not workin god
9:00 AM peace of chit!!!
i will send friend bruce with the dollars he is my milk man ssszzz
Rev Dr Sturge0n: OH YES I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU
9:01 AM OK VERY GOOD
me: butt i need your *DELETED* informetion
Rev Dr Sturge0n: I HOPE YOU CAN SEND IT TODAY
OK
I HAVE SEND IT TO YOUR MAIL NOW
me: [[[[[[[[[[@>>
9:02 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: BUT I GIVE YOU AGAIN THANKS
me: EYE HOP YOU CAN UNNERSTAN ME WITH THIS SOFWAER
MY ICE ARE BERYY BADD >>>>>>>>>
9:03 AM MICROPHON ALSO JUNKIE
Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK THANKS I AM GLAD WITH YOU
I HOPE YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY TODAY
9:04 AM me: OK I GET KASH FROM BOX BRUCE WILL SENT TO YOUR *DELETED*
GHFVweyre wtewPPPP
Rev Dr Sturge0n: THIS IS BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION OK
Citibank
A/C NO: 3601xxxx
Swift code: CITIUS33,
111 Wall street,New York.
N.Y 10043 USA
Via
me: BRUCE CUMS HERE ON THURSDAYS I
9:05 AM O I HAVE COUISIN IN NY
Rev Dr Sturge0n: Uniqe Link lnvestments LTD,
Ecobank Ghana LTD
A/c 300142xxxxxxx
Swift code: ecocghac
Account type: $15000 USD
Branch: Osu oxford street
OK
me: COUSIN CAAN MEK DEPOSIT IN CITIBANK NY DIRECT IS GOOD!?
9:06 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES THAT IS VERY GOOD
me: WELL HAB TO CALL COUSIN
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YOU HAVE TO SENT THE MONEY TODAY TO BANK ACCOUNT
me: NAME IS DEREJK
O Y TODAY
9:07 AM &^%%HGFD $$$$$$$$$
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES TODAY GO AND SEND IT NOW
me: I DO NOT DRIVE BRUCE HAVE TO GO MMMMMNNN
9:08 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK I HOPE YOU BRUCE CAN SEND THE MONEY TODAY
BECAUSE YOUR DOUBLE SEA-MONKEY BUBBA THEY ALL READY FOR YOU NOW
me: GAH BRS CUM THURSDAT WILL BUBBA OK IF WAIT THURSDAY UNTILLLL
9:09 AM PEACE OF KRAP
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YOU MEANS TUESDAY OR THURSSDAY
9:10 AM me: THOR'S DAY BRUCE WILL CUM HEAR AN GO TO BANQUE
DAMMIT
9:11 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: THE MOMENT WE GET THE MONEY ON THURDAYS
I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION NOW
me: SEND ME PICTURTE OF BUBBA PLEEZE HHHHHHJHKJ
9:12 AM FUCK IT
SORY
TALKING TO COMPUTER
Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK I UNDERSTAND
me: I LOVE YOU
9:13 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: THANK SANDRA I LOVE YOU TOO SANDRA
me: CUM HERE WITTLE PUNKIN WHOS YOUR MAMA
LLLLLLLLLLLL
EEEEEEE
OH I M NOT TALKING TO YOU
9:14 AM I AM TALKING TO THE DOG
SORY
BUT I LIKE YOU DR YEHBOA
Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK I UNDERSTAND
me: GET OFF MY LEG YOU PEACE OF SHIT
Rev Dr Sturge0n: THANKS I LOVE YOU TOO SANDRA
me: STOP HUMPING ME
9:15 AM GODDAM BITCH
SORY DOG AGAIN OOOoooOOO
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES I KNOW
me: OK I WILL SAEND BRUCE TO BANK WITH FIFTTEEN THOUSAND
9:16 AM Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK
me: RIGHT AMOUNT YES? STUPID BITCH STOP THAT
Rev Dr Sturge0n: YES
me: I WILL HAVE THE VET CUT OFF YOUR BALLS IF YOU KEEP THAT UP
9:17 AM OK C U LATER DKTOR
BUY
Rev Dr Sturge0n: OK BYE

Forum automatically *DELETED* some slang for female anatomy

Edit: disguised his name

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:30 pm

^^You're are real animal lover - aren't ya Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:33 pm

Bohigal, I laughed so hard that all the researchers downstairs asked me what happened, and I had to make up a story, quickly. Too funny!

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:47 pm

Bohigal - I told him that to import to the USA he needs to send over a handwritten sworn statement saying that he is infact a veterinary Sturgeon.

You might want to do the same and give me some credit??

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:59 pm

^^^Sure, in good time. It turns out milkman Bruce is an experienced animal importer and knows all about such forms. Sadly he is also an experienced dolla choppa.

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