Tony Cole - Not A Merry Old Soul - and 6K posts!

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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:43 pm

4nthony C0le of the Eco Bank in Ghana is not best pleased with Cammy.

At first he was OK:

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REGARDS TO THIS TRANSACTION , I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE CONTACTED MY HEAD OFFICE WITH THE BACK DATED DEPOSIT SLIP WHICH I WENT TO YOU.
PLEASE KEEP ME INFORMED IF SO OKAY, THANKS I LOOK FORWARD IN HEARING FROM YOU MY DEAR .

But things didn't go right:

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YES I GOT YOUR MAIL AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS GOT NOTING TO DO AS OF THE TRANSFER OKAY, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO PROCEED AND SEND THE , SLIP TO MY HEAD OFFICE ALONG WITH THE FILL UP FORM OKAY, IS GOING TO BE HARD FOR ME TO STILL OUT ANOTHER SLIP AND GO TO THE COURT TO PREPARE IT , COS I HAVE NO OTHER MONEY TO DO THAT .
COS THE OTHER ONE COST ME MUCH TO DO IT . PLEASE IF YOU CONTACT THEM DO LET ME KNOW , BY WRITING ME NA EMAIL , AND PLEASE DO FORWARD ANY EMAIL YOU GET FROM MY HEAD OFFICE SO THAT I CAN GUIDE YOU ON WHAT TO DO OKAY.

He tried to be positive:

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SO MADAM YOU HAVE NOTING TO WORRY ABOUT IN THIS DEAL , ALL I NEED IS YOU MAXIMUM ASSISTANCE IN OTHER TO GET THIS COMPLETE OKAY, REMEMBER THE ACCOUNT OF 12.850 MILLION USDS FORE TRANSFER CAN BE COMMENCED THROUGH MY HEAD OFFICE COS THE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR THE PASS TWO YEARS NOW , WITH OUT OPERATING IT, AND LIKE I TOLD YOU EARLIE TO RE-ACTIVATE THIS ACCOUNT WILL NOT COST MUCH , AND AM NOT IN BETTER POSITIONS TO SAY ,MY HEAD OFFICE WILL TELL YOU MUCH ABOUT THAT ONE OKAY,
SECONDLY MADAM AM PUTTING MY TRUST AND HOPE IN YOU AS A PARTNER NOT TO BETRAY ME .

But again things didn't go right (emphasis added):

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PLEASE I HAVE NEVER WANTED THIS TRANSACTION , TO BE A CHEATING AFFAIR .
AND LIKE I TOLD YOU EARLIE , I HAVE PUTTING ALL MY HOPE IN THIS TRANSACTION
THAT IS WHY I TRY TO WRITE EVERY MINUTE OF THE THE TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SENT THE SLIP TO MY HEAD OFFICE FOR , RELEASE OF THE FUND OR NOT , ANY WAY I GOT YOUR LAST MAIL TELLING ME SENT:.
SO I BELIEVE , YOU HAVE SENT IT RIGHT? MS WHITE, SEE I HAVE INVESTED THE LITTLE REMAINING MONEY , I HAVE AT HAND ON THIS TRANSACTION MAKING SURE WE MAKE OUT SOME THING GOOD FOR OUR SELF, PREPARING THE DEPOSIT SLIP COST ME MUCH , CLOSE TO 3,5500 TO 400 THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO GET THE ACCOUNT OF 12.850 CHANGED TO YOUR NAME AUTOMATICALLY, IN OTHER TO AVOID RISK IN THIS DEAL.
SO MY DEAR I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU TO BETRAY ME,IF THIS FUND IS BEING TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN AUSTRALIA, THAT IS THE PROMISE I WANT YOU TO ASSURE ME, AND IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL FROM MY HEAD OFFICE PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW OKAY .

Worry ensued:

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YOU HAVE NOT WRITEN ME TO GET ME POSTED LIKE YOU SAID, I HAVE NOT EVEN BEEN SURE IFE YOU CONTACTED MY HEAD OFFICE, I TOLD YOU TO UPDATE IN EVERY ISSE GOING ON WITH YOU AND MY HEAD OFFICE BUT YOU NOT DOING THAT, OR YOU HAVE NOT REACHED THEM TILL NOW?
PLEASE WRITE ME AM VERY WORRIED.

Deepened:

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I GOT YOUR MAIL , AND AM TRYING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU ARE REALLY HERE FOR JOKE THAT'S NOT WHAT AM HERE FOR , AM HERE FOR GOOD AND REAL DEAL OKAY,.
AM HAPPY MY HEAD OFFICE HAS REPLIED YOUR MAIL , LETS STILL WATCH AND SEE THE PROGRESS OKAY.
AND MY DEAR AM PUTTING MY HOLE TRUST IN YOU IN OTHER TO HELP EXECUTE THIS DEAL TO THE END .
PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT , I AM TRUTING IN YOU AS GOOD PERSON TO WORK WITH

Didn't improve:

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WAS WRONG, HAVEI DONE ANY THING WRONG TO BE TREATED THIS WAY,
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPINING NOW IF THE FUND HAD BEEN TRANSFERRED OR NOT.
BUT I WISH YOU DONT HAVE ANY THING BAD IN MIND FOR ME.
PLEASE UPDATE ME , TELLING TELLING ME WAS GOING ON IN THIS TRANSACTION OKAY.

Acrimony set in:

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PLZ MY DEAR I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE , ADDRESSING MY MANAGEMENT OKAY WHAT SO EVER , GO ON AND FILL THAT FORM, IF YOU CANT THEN FORGET ABOUT THIS AM PIST OFF , COS OF YOUR ATTITUDE IN THIS DEAL , RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS.

PLZ GO AHEAD, OR YOU KINDLY QUIT OKAY, I DONT BLOODY CARE HOW MUCH I LOST IN THIS DEAL OKAY, AFTER ALL THIS FUND AS I SEE IT ,YOU MIGHT BETRAY OR SCAM ME IF IS BEING TRANSFERRED TO YOU IN AUSTRALIA, I NO LONGER TRUST YOU OKAY, I DONT WANT TO LOSE THAT MONEY I WILL FIND SOME ONE ELSE FROM YOU COUNTRY TO START WERE YOU STOPPED IF YOU QUIT THIS DEAL OKAY.

BUT IF YOU PROMISE TO BE , GOOD PERSON I SHALL CONTINUE WITH YOU

There was a brief moment of optimism:

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I UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH,
BUT YOU KNOW THAT THIS KNOW CHILD'S PLAY OKAY YOU ARE THE ONE THAT QUETIONS SHOULD GO FOR , BUT THE WAY I ORGANIZED THIS DEAL I DONT THINK NO ONE WILL FIND OUT TALK OF KNOWING THAT YOU ARE NOT THE REAL BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND,
COS WHEN I GOT YOU AGE IN THE FOR YOU FILLED FOR ME I , PROGRAMMED THIS FUND TO BE YOUR FAMILIES COMPANY FUND WHICH YOU ARE ASKED TO WITHDRAW AS THE ONLY WILLED BENEFICIARY IN THE FAMILY.
SO IF YOU KEEP ON ASKING LOT OF THIS QUESTION I WILL LOSE MY MONEY WHICH I SPENT IN THIS PROGRAMING THIS DEAL OKAY AT THE SAME MONEY IN WHICH I USED TO CHANGE THE ACCOUNT TO YOUR OWN NAME.
OR YOU WANT ME TO LOSE , MY EFFORT, IS TOO BAD MY DEAR.

And then it ended:

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QUIT I WILL LOOK FOR SOMEONE OKAY,
PLEASE DONT SENT YOU CRAB TO MY HEAD OFFICE AGAIN OKAY,
I NO LONGER NEED YOU HELP IN THIS DEAL JUST BACK OFF OKAY THANKS

Too bad... Razz

And on that note - 6000 posts.

That's 1000 in the past three months - thanx, Tastysnack!

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:05 pm

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PLEASE DONT SENT YOU CRAB TO MY HEAD OFFICE AGAIN OKAY,

... because he keeps walking sideways and waving his claws at me in a menacing fashion. Smile

And congratulations on your 6000!

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:22 pm

Ah, the smell of burning lad in the morning! Very Happy

Good one, Yastreb, and congrats on the new level in PW-dom!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

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PREPARING THE DEPOSIT SLIP COST ME MUCH , CLOSE TO 3,5500 TO 400 THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO GET THE ACCOUNT OF 12.850 CHANGED TO YOUR NAME AUTOMATICALLY, IN OTHER TO AVOID RISK IN THIS DEAL.

400K! Now that has got to be the most carefully prepared deposit slip in the history of banking. But you know, costs do add up. Checked and rechecked many times by high priced barristers, a staff of armed guards to protect it at all times, and the outrageous fees banks are charging nowadays..