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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:07 pm

checking a catcher I have not been to in a long while I came across..

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JESUS SAD behold i am coming soon my reword is whit Me,and i will give to everyone according to what he Has done.

Dear xxxxxxxx,

God bless you,read and pray for people like "Dick Inaminor"Thankyou for your email although I do not know why you sent it to me. I feel l must take issue with parts, and make corrections where you God has obviously made mistakes. You may need to be the man that organises the changes to be made to the bible.

Firstly, I am a homosexual currently in a relationship with an underage man whom with I have sex 3 times a day out of wedlock while drinking Hot Toddy's and Screaming the Lords name in vane.

I don't think That God ACTUALLY meant that a man and another man cannot share the same bed, and if he did mean it then that is definantly because he hasn't tried it. I will assure you that there is nothing at all unnatural about holding onto the hair on another mans back while you have sex with his backside before pumping semen into his anal cavity.. It happens all the time. When God said that a man and another man shouldn't lie down with each other, he meant that they should not lie down with eachother unless there is some anal sex involved. We will have this mistake of God's corrected.

Also, Hot drinks. I love drinking hot drinks to calm my nerves and I have found that providing hot drinks and alcohol to men in bars makes them more susceptible to having one night stand sex with me without exchanging names or phone numbers. I don't think God has been misinterpreted here, the fact of the matter is he is clearly wrong. I am sure God had not tasted a Budwiser or a Hot Toddy when he carried on about drinks, but everyone makes mistakes.

I agree with you 100% on the Muslim religion, they are a pack of misdirected psychotics hell bent on taking over the world.

Thankyou for accepting my corrections , I am sure you agree with me.

Dick Inaminor

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Weird name, thought it might have an owner here....