My (Modified) Script is being used in Ladland!

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train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Who remembers the empties script I got a lad to use? Which credit goes to the guy in the original thread to whom I borowed it off

( http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=164015 )

Well look what appeared in my catcher account today

Quote:

Dear Sir:

This letter may come to you as a surprise, due to the fact that we
have not ever met before, , not even once. This message may sound
strange, but it's real. All I ask is that you read this letter, out
loud if you want, or by moving your lips, silently mouthing the words
the way that some people do--which is funny.

I am Prince Henry, son of rebel Quebecois president
Pierre-Jacques St. Martin of Canada, who was killed on the 22nd of
September, 2008 in a Montreal uprising. We're really pissed about
that. I found you name on the internet, and we are hoping that you
can help us out.

Presently there is over $3,000,000 (CDN$) in beer empties stashed away in a
secret location known only to me and one other member of my family.
Oh, and this one neighbourhood kid, who's always hanging around. I
think his parents like to nap in the afternoon.

My late father was raising money for his political campaign and he
acquired these great quantities of beer bottles through several
illicit transactions with Canadian breweries and bottle depots, a
couple of decent-sized parties, and that one night where he drank
himself silly after the Canadiens lost in the playoffs.

The untimely death of my father has caused great upheaval in Quebec,
and I fear that my family and I are in great danger. We're basically
screwed. So I am soliciting your help to help us recover this
inestimable wealth.

I am willing to share the money we get from cashing in the bottles,
say 30/65 (5% mapped out for expenses). After all, they're still our bottles, what we need
from you is your car, so we can get the empties to the bottle depot.
Before you can access this fortune in recyclable materials, I have to
give you the necessary documents, from my barrister.
Time is of the essence; already, my father's enemies are searching
for the secret location of the empties. Hockey season is upon us, so
you may be able to use that as a distraction.

My reason for asking your assistance is an unselfish one.The
political climate in Canada is sensitive and unstable. My father
devoted his life to his country, and he would wish that his family were able to live safe and comfortable. The money from
these bottles would would see his wish fulfilled.

Please, I ask that you treat this matter with the highest confidentiality-
-so don't go blabbing it to your girlfriend or putting it on your
website, okay?

Yours sincerely,
Prince Henry
PS contact me via this email or by telephone

(He said he has been dollachopped and someone stole his script and he now works for his church)

Yeah ok

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:18 pm

I remember this it's hilarious. Unbelievable that a lad uses this but they should all be using such scripts. This lad should be rewarded with lots of gullible victims... errr baiters Very Happy

Can you post the headers JL?

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Headers for the dumbest lad on the planet

Quote:

Delivered-To: (Jay Leno is a sex god)
Received: by 10.239.160.67 with SMTP id b3cs59162hbd;
Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:59:46 -0700 (PDT)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 10.115.72.8 as permitted sender) client-ip=10.115.72.8;
Authentication-Results: mr.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 10.115.72.8 as permitted sender) [email protected]; dkim=pass [email protected]
Received: from mr.google.com ([10.115.72.8])
by 10.115.72.8 with SMTP id z8mr4213404wak.226.1248004784228 (num_hops = 1);
Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:59:44 -0700 (PDT)
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d=gmail.com; s=gamma;
h=domainkey-signature:mime-version:received:date:message-id:subject
:from:to:content-type;
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MIME-Version: 1.0
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19 Jul 2009 04:59:44 -0700 (PDT)
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:59:44 -0700
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

congrats, leno ..

a lad who has no fear to send out such a script deserves attention.

--
damn, I am so soft-hearted, I would like to send him the left-overs and empty bottles of our BBQ.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:18 am

I got this as well. However it cropped up in an account that I don't use for general baiting so I'm a bit concerned that this could be the same lad back for another try and I seem to recall we called off the bait because he was a minor.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:56 am

That is pure gold, Jay! Laughing

Lads...sometimes you just gotta love 'em. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 15 Apr 2009 Posts: 296

sunshine wrote:

we called off the bait because he was a minor.

I don't follow the logic of that. Is a minor scamming a grandmother out of her life savings supposedly OK with the baiting community?

I would have just baited him until he got older. Smile

Seriously though, if he experiences the pain of being baited whilst still new to 419, surely he's more likely to give up on the idea and turn his life around whilst he's still young? If anything, I would say baiting a minor is MORE worthwhile- think of it as a form of education...

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Bait him for me, I administered some slaps on the lad and he was begging for forgiveness, He obviously hasn't got it.

I smell a mass bait Razz

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:42 pm

Scammy Scameroo wrote:

sunshine wrote:

we called off the bait because he was a minor.

I don't follow the logic of that. Is a minor scamming a grandmother out of her life savings supposedly OK with the baiting community?

I think, rereading the original thread, the issue was that Jay was being the lad's Oga at the time.

However as he's gone freelance I guess it's game on! I'll see if I can borrow the brother in law's transit van and help him with his bottle problem.

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I got use of an Iveco Turbo Daily if its any use to anyone Razz

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:50 pm

^^^ It's a lot of bottles... Maybe I might need to borrow your train. Smile

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I'll get a Class 66 with 30 trucks that be enough?

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

30 million bottles (10c deposit each, and yes I did research that)
About 4 to the kilogram, 7.5 million kilos, 7.5 thousand tonnes.

Class 66 develops a traction of 409kN (maximum, continuous is only 260kN)
F = ma
a = F/m
a = 409,000/7,500,000
a = 0.054m/s/s or 5.4cm/s/s or 0.0056g

So on the flat it would accelerate at 5.4 cm/s/s
0 to 60 in about eight and a half minutes.

My maths may be wrong at this last step, but I think that's a limiting incline of 1 in 178.

I think we may need a bigger locomotive. Laughing

All this is ignoring the weight of the trucks of course, but that can be considered negligible, since it is only about 2,500 tonnes...

density of glass 2,600 kg/m3
7500000/2600 = 2884 m3
Assuming 70m3 per truck, we only need 41 trucks, but that is way over their safe loading weight, which is probably around 70 tonnes. On that basis, we need 107 trucks.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:19 pm

^^^ You have far too much time on your hands ...

Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:58 am

@Thud... I can't believe you actually worked that all out. Laughing

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

After the second email the lad is off script as that is the end of the script, So it generates ALOT of fun for no work off getting a lad off script.

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