So many Lad insults, not enough room in the sig line

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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:40 pm

Over time I've accumulated quite a collection of Lad insults aimed at several of my baiter personae. Some have made it into my siglines; others haven't.

So here's my first proper insult, from Mrs 4line K0nan of the Ivory Coast, when Captain Mal failed to walk into her parlour (emphasis added):

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I know you have always been a talkative right from the onset. How can someone of your type that calls yourself a man can be talking like a fool? Do you know whom i am ?who is abacha and daniel arap? even you if lost 1M $ that s no money to me it is because of your ignorances and your follishness that made me invite you to come here and see things for yourself,and you choose to be a parrot. Really there is scams all over which my late husband was a victim some couple of years ago and i am protecting your interesting by inviting you to see everything i am telling you before investing your hard earned money, Infact radio is better than you ,even a woman is more better and secrecy than you. all these stories of yours are just like filty rags and water poured on stones to me because i know you weren't serious for one day,my regret is only giving you information of my consignment and having my son and the security personnels suffered waiting for a bird in the sky like you.. I have informed the security company not to honour any of your communication with them again even your telephon call though i kow you have no money to make calls.
SEND ME A LETTER OF WITHDRAWAL immediately and I thank God the OWNERSHIP was not CHANGED in your name before this your cork and bull stories.
WAITING FOR WITHDRAWAL LETTER

I burned the Lad (not something I've done since then) and got back

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asshole son of a bitch
Bastard

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

Clearly you scarred him so much that he could only speak in insults Laughing

Reminds me of my favorite lad:

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Subject: SON OF A CRIPPLE

STUPID IDIOT ,YOU CAN GO TO HELL,YOUR ATM CARD IS HERE,BULL-SHIT

I think he was channeling the Tourettes Guy Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:16 pm

Here's my first lad insult playing as a Dolla Choppin Oga, when I sent some kind of insult his way.
Smile

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Subject: u are a foolish and basterd

Please u little boy I do not have ur time of been friends for u are boundle of idiots.And all of u don't even no how to speak good English.Is this the way you people speaks and convience Mugu and collected money from them infact those mugus were illeterates like you peolp.

Please go and learn how to speak and write good english.But bear it in your minds that i will get all of you in Lagos and will inplicates all of you.I am from Igbo land and all of u is from the same place with me.

Bye now Till then

He speaks wonderful English! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:51 pm

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your cork and bull stories.

ROTFL

There went my iced tea. I'm gonna have to get a plastic slipcover for my keyboard! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:49 pm

My female baiter persona, , had an earlier incarnation as the equally feisty . However, for some reason she didn't get back insults as bad as she gave out. One exasperated Lad told her:

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I a m convinced that no lawyer can work with you and i sympathise with any one that may have business with you .... you cannot maintain a successful relationship even with boy freind or husband because of your controversial nature.Please ,look for another lawyer you can use like tools and i know that there is none.

Sorta mild!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Jun 2009 Posts: 46

You clearly hit that last lad so hard he had nothing good to retort with.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:02 am

^ Actually I'd been ignoring him, and telling the other Lads involved that he wasn't writing to me.

Meanwhile... received these somewhat hypocritical insults from Chucky Soludo:

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I am tired of your talking and bulshit, I can now see that you are not the real owner of this money and as such, I can not condole any of your insults.

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I understand that you are a play boy trying to steal money that does not belong to you from Nigeria and later you will say that Nigerians are fraudstars.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

How could you do such a thing? He is trying to reunite poor people with their long lost consignment fund trunk box inheritance monies, and you are wasting his time. Shame on you.

Rolling Eyes

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 13

Your "Cork and Bull Stories"

Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

The "cork" and bull stories line could have ruined my keyboard as well. Makes me wonder where would the lad have possibly learned a very obscure phrase like that in the process of learning to write English. At least it's very rare in the USA.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:51 pm

After repeated dollar chops, a Lad from Abu Dhabi lost patience with Cammy sending money to other Lads (from Nigeria):

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Dear White Beach,
I told you that you will surfer from the hands of Nigeria you enter but you ignore my advice Is ok send them another money you stupid girl.

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